What Is Your Wish?

[HT_Black]

I wish I knew what Twisted Metal was...

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I want a 10 inch chicken.

A ten inch chicken it is.

Did I win?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that, without causing harm to me, directly or otherwise, and without ruining my life financially, socially, or in any other way I would deem unacceptable (the definition of which I can change without any formal notice on your part), you would strangle yourself to death for my amusement.

Alright then, I'd make a clone of myself and strangle it.

Eh, It would still be amusing. I think I'll call this one a victory.

Then my guards shoot you.

 

[no oneder]

I wish I had one million AMERICAN dollars and true love. Let's see you try and mess that one up.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I knew what Twisted Metal was...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Metal

Happy now?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I had one million AMERICAN dollars and true love. Let's see you try and mess that one up.

Here's your true love now by your side and heres one million dollars in coins falling ontop of you.

 

[Deleted]

I WISH FOR THE POWER TO GRANT WISHES INCLUDING MY OWN.

mess that up

 

[no oneder]

I wish Dairy Queen was still open this late.

Sure, unfortunatly the workers refuse to work such unreasonable hours and are now on strike and won't allow anyone into Dairy Queen.

This one could actually make it into the game. I've been laughing for about 20 minutes now.

 

[no oneder]

I wish I had one million AMERICAN dollars and true love. Let's see you try and mess that one up.

Here's your true love now by your side and heres one million dollars in coins falling ontop of you.

I shall have revenge. So I win next year too the Twisted Metal Tournament, and my next wish will be:
I want my jerk of an ex-boyfriend to be killed. Not by me. Although I want to see when he dies. And not be killed too.

 

[HT_Black]

I wish I knew what Twisted Metal was...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Metal

Happy now?

Oh, brilliant! In that case, I'd make an in-universe wish:

I wish Calypso hadn't killed himself in that car crash.

 

[PoliceBox63]

I want all the powers of Superman while still remaining in this space-time and dimension and still being myself.

 

[teutonicman]

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Your the best masturbater in the world.

Ignoring the obvious creepiness of that response, how would the world's best masturbater be crowned? It's not like a competition is set up, ugh that would be really fucking off-putting. Kinda sounds like something they'd do on Jackass.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I WISH FOR THE POWER TO GRANT WISHES INCLUDING MY OWN.

mess that up

I steal your body, making you a slave in your own body. You have the power, but can't use it.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want all the powers of Superman while still remaining in this space-time and dimension and still being myself.

Sure, what do you think about my kryptonite rings by the way?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I knew what Twisted Metal was...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Metal

Happy now?

Oh, brilliant! In that case, I'd make an in-universe wish:

I wish Calypso hadn't killed himself in that car crash.

You find yourself in an alternate reality where the car crash didn't happen, but things are really fucked up since everything happened the opposite way it did in this reality.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I had one million AMERICAN dollars and true love. Let's see you try and mess that one up.

Here's your true love now by your side and heres one million dollars in coins falling ontop of you.

I shall have revenge. So I win next year too the Twisted Metal Tournament, and my next wish will be:
I want my jerk of an ex-boyfriend to be killed. Not by me. Although I want to see when he dies. And not be killed too.

OH I love these wishes, how do you want him to go? Painful, sadistic and cruel perhaps?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Your the best masturbater in the world.

Ignoring the obvious creepiness of that response, how would the world's best masturbater be crowned? It's not like a competition is set up, ugh that would be really fucking off-putting. Kinda sounds like something they'd do on Jackass.

You wanted to be the best and I made you the best masturbater in the world, what's there to complain about?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I had the ability to teleport, myself, others or inanimate objects an infinite but by me specified distance. With 100% accuracy and without it causing fysical and/or mental harm to me or the object/person.

Okay you can now teleport anything, let's test it, hope you wanted to visit the dark side of the moon. *ten minutes later* What's taking him so long? Oh right, I didn't tell you how to teleport.

 

[kuposenpai]

WOULD it really be too much to ask that the Konami Simpsons arcade game be ported to console by NOW?

 

[Blatherscythe]

WOULD it really be too much to ask that the Konami Simpsons arcade game be ported to console by NOW?

Yes it would, now make a wish, not a question!