What Is Your Wish?

[Blatherscythe]

I want all the powers of Superman while still remaining in this space-time and dimension and still being myself.

Sure, what do you think about my kryptonite rings by the way?

I can fly away from you, get a mountain or some such heavy ass thing and drop it on you >

Well since your going to do that, eat kryptonite bullets.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish to become a God.

Plain and Simple.
And no, I have no desire for destruction of the world and all that crap that most God-wannabes have.

Your now the God of emptiness.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish..... for the OT to reveal his one weakness and his location here. Then even if it causes my death, others can still find and capture the OT, then force him to give us perfect wishes. Go right ahead.

My one weakness is that I just can't resist messing with people with the wishes they ask for, my location is a room currently.

But I'm still absolutely fine, where's the sting?

You want a sting? Why didn't you say so! Here's a hive of angry hornets.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that they would make a freaking AWESOME Halo game dedicated just to the Arbiter and Elites as we follow the journey of the rise and fall of the Covenant in the Halo universe and that it is so incredibily good that all the naysayers of the past simply bow their heads in awe and declare themselves as 'unworthy'.

Sure, I'll put 3D Realms in charge of producing it, that shouldn't take too long!

EDIT: sorry for the double post, fucking lag!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that they would make a freaking AWESOME Halo game dedicated just to the Arbiter and Elites as we follow the journey of the rise and fall of the Covenant in the Halo universe and that it is so incredibily good that all the naysayers of the past simply bow their heads in awe and declare themselves as 'unworthy'.

I'll have 3D Realms create it, you shouldn't be waiting that long! MUWAHAHAHAHAA!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I WISH FOR THE POWER TO GRANT WISHES INCLUDING MY OWN.

mess that up

I steal your body, making you a slave in your own body. You have the power, but can't use it.

Oh man you messed that up

I wish is for a turkey sandwich, I'm hungry.

Here you go, a live turkey between two slices of bread, you have some strange tastes.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish to become a God.

Plain and Simple.
And no, I have no desire for destruction of the world and all that crap that most God-wannabes have.

Your now the God of emptiness.

Excellent.
Then I shall rule over the Void from which all came and all will return too.

Not exactly, your the god of emptiness, like half of a partially filled cup of some sort of liquid. You rule over nothing.

 

[sheah1]

I wish..... for the OT to reveal his one weakness and his location here. Then even if it causes my death, others can still find and capture the OT, then force him to give us perfect wishes. Go right ahead.

My one weakness is that I just can't resist messing with people with the wishes they ask for, my location is a room currently.

But I'm still absolutely fine, where's the sting?

You want a sting? Why didn't you say so! Here's a hive of angry hornets.

Dammit!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish..... for the OT to reveal his one weakness and his location here. Then even if it causes my death, others can still find and capture the OT, then force him to give us perfect wishes. Go right ahead.

My one weakness is that I just can't resist messing with people with the wishes they ask for, my location is a room currently.

But I'm still absolutely fine, where's the sting?

You want a sting? Why didn't you say so! Here's a hive of angry hornets.

Dammit!

From Africa, the type that chase you for 2 miles because you spent 0.5 seconds too close to their hive and will sting you repeatedly until you die. Oh, don't bother running for water, they wait until you resurface.

 

[tobi the good boy]

i wish for you to give a classic corrupted calipso wish to that guy i dont like

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish for you to give a classic corrupted calipso wish to that guy i dont like

Who would that be?

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish for you to give a classic corrupted calipso wish to that guy i dont like

Who would that be?

Sorry if this a double post, my PC is lagging.

 

[Freedomario]

i wish to do anything i want upon my own will.(Ex: no body stealing, no making me think other thoughts)

 

[tobi the good boy]

i wish for you to give a classic corrupted calipso wish to that guy i dont like

Who would that be?

Sorry if this a double post, my PC is lagging.

a guy called micheal vaslis, couldnt you just have used some sort of magic mind ready thingy to find out who i ment ?

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish to do anything i want upon my own will.(Ex: no body stealing, no making me think other thoughts)

Okay, we have to go on a little journy first. *Interdimensionaltravel* You are now in a new dimension, I've added oxygen so you can breathe, now you can be whatever you want here, since I believe you'll be satisfiyed with this I'll take my leave of you. *I leave* Your now stuck in a dark, unending, space with nothing at all, but, you can do whatever you want!

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish for you to give a classic corrupted calipso wish to that guy i dont like

Who would that be?

Sorry if this a double post, my PC is lagging.

a guy called micheal vaslis, couldnt you just have used some sort of magic mind ready thingy to find out who i ment ?

Sure thing then. Okay, I've visited him and told him everything, your involvement, the rules of the wishes etc, I also told him that you want me to screw his wish up. So he wished that you were shrunk down to 5 inches tall so he could feed you to his pet iguana, hope you have your running shoes on.

 

[tobi the good boy]

i wish for you to give a classic corrupted calipso wish to that guy i dont like

Who would that be?

Sorry if this a double post, my PC is lagging.

a guy called micheal vaslis, couldnt you just have used some sort of magic mind ready thingy to find out who i ment ?

Sure thing then. Okay, I've visited him and told him everything, your involvement, the rules of the wishes etc, I also told him that you want me to screw his wish up. So he wished that you were shrunk down to 5 inches tall so he could feed you to his pet iguana, hope you have your running shoes on.

my wish involved you corrupting his wish aswell what negative does he recieve?

EDIT:And why do you get to decide his wish?

 

[Daipire]

I wish everything sucked and I die.
A long and painful death.