What Is Your Wish?

[pyrosaw]

This shouldn't be to hard....

I ask for a cup of CLEAN purified water from a fresh water spring.

oh, and to be married to a 20 year-old, attractive, fit, porn star.

 

[Blatherscythe]

This shouldn't be to hard....

I ask for a cup of CLEAN purified water from a fresh water spring.

oh, and to be married to a 20 year-old, attractive, fit, porn star.

Alright, a 300 foot tall cup of water for you then. Oh as for the porn star, their the sex your not attracted to.

 

[pyrosaw]

This shouldn't be to hard....

I ask for a cup of CLEAN purified water from a fresh water spring.

oh, and to be married to a 20 year-old, attractive, fit, porn star.

Alright, a 300 foot tall cup of water for you then. Oh as for the porn star, their the sex your not attracted to.

well, the water doesn't sound to bad. Good thing I'm bisexual.JK, JK.

 

[Blatherscythe]

This shouldn't be to hard....

I ask for a cup of CLEAN purified water from a fresh water spring.

oh, and to be married to a 20 year-old, attractive, fit, porn star.

Alright, a 300 foot tall cup of water for you then. Oh as for the porn star, their the sex your not attracted to.

well, the water doesn't sound to bad. Good thing I'm bisexual.JK, JK.

How do you drink from a 300 foot tall cup of water?

 

[teutonicman]

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Your the best masturbater in the world.

Ignoring the obvious creepiness of that response, how would the world's best masturbater be crowned? It's not like a competition is set up, ugh that would be really fucking off-putting. Kinda sounds like something they'd do on Jackass.

You wanted to be the best and I made you the best masturbater in the world, what's there to complain about?

...........such power you wield.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Your the best masturbater in the world.

Ignoring the obvious creepiness of that response, how would the world's best masturbater be crowned? It's not like a competition is set up, ugh that would be really fucking off-putting. Kinda sounds like something they'd do on Jackass.

You wanted to be the best and I made you the best masturbater in the world, what's there to complain about?

...........such power you wield.

Now please leave, I have things to do that don't involve you...

 

[ShadowDude112]

I wish I could do a Kamehameha from the Dragon Ball series and I can do it at will.

 

[Thick]

I would say nothing to you while I called a lawyer and had them draw up a contract with the exact demands, stipulations, and protection from variations.

Then I'd wish you fulfill that contract.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I could do a Kamehameha from the Dragon Ball series and I can do it at will.

All righty then, enjoy your new life on the show Z fighter!

 

[ShadowDude112]

I wish I could do a Kamehameha from the Dragon Ball series and I can do it at will.

All righty then, enjoy your new life on the show Z fighter!

Touche my good friend. Wait, am I on the show now or is that just a joke. I take it you mean the former.

 

[Why do I care]

I wish for a taco. What can possibly go wrong?... Oh shit.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I could do a Kamehameha from the Dragon Ball series and I can do it at will.

All righty then, enjoy your new life on the show Z fighter!

Touche my good friend. Wait, am I on the show now or is that just a joke. I take it you mean the former.

Your now really in the show, thanks to your wish!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for a taco. What can possibly go wrong?... Oh shit.

One poisined taco, coming right up!

 

[Vrex360]

I wish that they would make a freaking AWESOME Halo game dedicated just to the Arbiter and Elites as we follow the journey of the rise and fall of the Covenant in the Halo universe and that it is so incredibily good that all the naysayers of the past simply bow their heads in awe and declare themselves as 'unworthy'.

 

[PoliceBox63]

I want all the powers of Superman while still remaining in this space-time and dimension and still being myself.

Sure, what do you think about my kryptonite rings by the way?

I can fly away from you, get a mountain or some such heavy ass thing and drop it on you >

 

[no oneder]

I wish I had one million AMERICAN dollars and true love. Let's see you try and mess that one up.

Here's your true love now by your side and heres one million dollars in coins falling ontop of you.

I shall have revenge. So I win next year too the Twisted Metal Tournament, and my next wish will be:
I want my jerk of an ex-boyfriend to be killed. Not by me. Although I want to see when he dies. And not be killed too.

OH I love these wishes, how do you want him to go? Painful, sadistic and cruel perhaps?

Yeah, painful will do.

 

[sheah1]

I wish..... for the OT to reveal his one weakness and his location here. Then even if it causes my death, others can still find and capture the OT, then force him to give us perfect wishes. Go right ahead.

My one weakness is that I just can't resist messing with people with the wishes they ask for, my location is a room currently.

But I'm still absolutely fine, where's the sting?

 

[Reliq]

I wish I had the ability to teleport, myself, others or inanimate objects an infinite but by me specified distance. With 100% accuracy and without it causing fysical and/or mental harm to me or the object/person.

Okay you can now teleport anything, let's test it, hope you wanted to visit the dark side of the moon. *ten minutes later* What's taking him so long? Oh right, I didn't tell you how to teleport.

Nice one

 

[Deleted]

I WISH FOR THE POWER TO GRANT WISHES INCLUDING MY OWN.

mess that up

I steal your body, making you a slave in your own body. You have the power, but can't use it.

Oh man you messed that up

I wish is for a turkey sandwich, I'm hungry.