I would be the invincible NPC that sells weapons but if you attempt to hurt me I relentlessly chase you down like the scum you are!! (Whoa blood rush!)
What kind of NPC would you be?
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I would be the evil villain who dies in one game only to come back with genetically enhanced superpowers later who also has no real motivation other than money and being an evil bastard. AKA: Albert Wesker.
I would be that one guy thats useful, but in reality you can jsut end him and be no worse for where...or I would be the one that glitches and just runs in place for 20 minutes...
Here's the Variations:
Leroy-NPC: Bum-rushing a horde of enemies thousands of times stronger then myself and dying from the most pointless and less-leathal wound(Shot to the leg, arm, pinky) nanoseconds after the charge.
Pain Sponge: My sole lot in life is to see how much attention I can get from the enemies and how much punishment I can take before dying a pitiful death.
Minor Annoyance: I get into the main players way when it comes to full on battles (Blocking the way to an area, blocking the veiw, ect). The result of which is the player killing me while my buddies backs are turned.
I.Q of 0: It does not matter, I'm utterly useless. I'll block doorways, take power-ups, get in your way, drive you into rocks/over cliffs or end with the the main players firy painful demise. Said playere takes pleasure in killing me after the game resets.
D.N.F.O: Does not follow orders. You could tell me to take cover, retreat or even leap off a cliff, and I'll do just the opposite of what you want.
Ass-Sniffer: I'll huddle behind you like a scared kitten and cling to your ass like a beartrap. Out of all the NPC's, I have the highest 'Live' ratio due to the fact the player cannot kill me due to the inability to attack directly behind them. I also tend to survive longer due to the fact that the player acts as a pain sponge.
Walking target: I'll distract the enemies, but you'd better make my life count, because sooner or later I'll be beaten down like a red-headed step child.
Scooby-Doo Member: I'll be the first to investigate a clearly obvious death trap/point out the obvious but sonder on anyway, and die as a result...As they say: "Sometime's your life is only to serve as a warning to others".
Redshirt: I'm just an extra. When one of me falls, ten arise.
Leroy-NPC: Bum-rushing a horde of enemies thousands of times stronger then myself and dying from the most pointless and less-leathal wound(Shot to the leg, arm, pinky) nanoseconds after the charge.
Pain Sponge: My sole lot in life is to see how much attention I can get from the enemies and how much punishment I can take before dying a pitiful death.
Minor Annoyance: I get into the main players way when it comes to full on battles (Blocking the way to an area, blocking the veiw, ect). The result of which is the player killing me while my buddies backs are turned.
I.Q of 0: It does not matter, I'm utterly useless. I'll block doorways, take power-ups, get in your way, drive you into rocks/over cliffs or end with the the main players firy painful demise. Said playere takes pleasure in killing me after the game resets.
D.N.F.O: Does not follow orders. You could tell me to take cover, retreat or even leap off a cliff, and I'll do just the opposite of what you want.
Ass-Sniffer: I'll huddle behind you like a scared kitten and cling to your ass like a beartrap. Out of all the NPC's, I have the highest 'Live' ratio due to the fact the player cannot kill me due to the inability to attack directly behind them. I also tend to survive longer due to the fact that the player acts as a pain sponge.
Walking target: I'll distract the enemies, but you'd better make my life count, because sooner or later I'll be beaten down like a red-headed step child.
Scooby-Doo Member: I'll be the first to investigate a clearly obvious death trap/point out the obvious but sonder on anyway, and die as a result...As they say: "Sometime's your life is only to serve as a warning to others".
Redshirt: I'm just an extra. When one of me falls, ten arise.
I'd be one of the un-killable civilians in an early area who talks about an ominous subject as if it is the most normal things in the world.
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i would be the level 100 gaurd or super powerful mage, who sends you off to kill a hive of level 5 bats even though i could do the same quest in about 20 seconds.
other option is i am that "quirky" teammate who has says "funny" stuff but really everyone want to kill him.
I would be the wise-cracking street smart sniper who is the main characters best friend during the war, saving his life during the beginning of the level after he arbitrarily loses all of his weapons and equipment and I give him my pistol to help defend himself. Either that or I would be the only survivor of a different squad that sent your squad a distress signal after being ambushed by enemies, only to die of my wounds or a sniper bullet while telling the captain important information. Yeah, I'm that guy in EVERY WAR GAME EVER MADE.