What kind of NPC would you be?

[Italian Stallion]

I'd either be Blades soldier from TESIV: Oblivion
or
I'd end up being the guy that says "I AM ERROR" in Zelda II

 

[Novajam]

I can see myself as being one of those Idiot NPC's. You know the ones that are a bit too eager to fight and keep blocking your shots? I think that's how I'd translate into a game world. Completley useless.

 

[Spacelord]

Three words

*Sigh* "Times are tough..."

 

[Fragged_Templar]

I'd be the hard to get on your team NPC, the one that is an absolute must have in combat, just put me in front with a decent weapon, then stand back watch the mayhem and start counting dead baddies. To get me on your team you need to either have a certain very rare item in your inventory, have an outrageously high reputation with some obscure faction or you need to flawlessly navigate 20 lines of 5 multiple choice dialog where the choices vary by maybe 2-4 words!

Or I'd be that disgruntled player hating NPC, that gives you one final shitty quest that takes you to 5 far away areas that you have otherwise completely explored and completed... one of those "for obsessive completionists only"

 

[BrunDeign]

I would be that one NPC that you should NEVER, EVER mess with unless you want to die. The one that can basically look at you and you'd die.

 

[Le' Moog]

token british baddie

killer 'tasche, swishy cape to die for. it'd be great.

like the Alan Rickman of gaming

 

[Pyro Paul]

i would be that one NPC which you get at the end of a long, tiresome epic quest you just completed which says:

"I'm sorry, this isn't what i was looking for... but it will help us find what we are really looking for! come back when you are stronger (in 5 levels) for the next step!"

 

[hell4raizer]

Well these ideas came to me after reading all your posts so props to you!

MGS Soldier - "!" "What was that? "Huh?" "?"

Assassin's Creed - One of the jug carrying ladies that always gets in your way while trying to escape a dozen guards.

Dungeon Master for D&D - 1st, being the narrator to everything that *is* d&d. 2. the Bar tender, which in my campaign is near invincible and a smart ass. kinda like that bar tender on the venture brothers who makes fun of Brock Samson's Mollet. (while Brocks license to kill was revoked.)

A Vet Sniper in Company of Heroes. I'd be stationed by myself behind enemy lines near a capture point. A ***** to spot/stop and i'll retreat w/enough time to make it home .

One of those monsterous sized Statue like NPC's that don't move/talk in the Mortuary.

 

[Bromeliad]

A random soldier in the imperial guard in dawn of war. They are the most murdered NPCs in any game ever. Pretty much just running emperor-worshipping meat shields to draw fire away from the important bits of the army unless well used.

I hope I'd be well used.

 

[Gooble]

Either Noober from BG, the friendly NPC's that get in your way just as you're about to shoot someone, or one of the fast zombies from HL2; scary as hell when they're leaping all over the place (especially combined with other enemies, or if you're next to some barrels)

 

[Sasha Janre]

That person in any final fantasy that if you talk to three times, I'll give you something helpful. Maybe.

 

[tagMaverick]

Id be a Momument salesman in Fury. People come talk to me and I can tell them to jog on.

 

[cars-009@hotmail.com]

I would be that NPC that is not at all important in till, The player does something horribly wrong and can only be fix by me. I will also never be in the same place twice. I would only exists in huge sand box games like Oblivion and hang out in random ruins, careful you may accidentally kill me on a random quest.

 

[The Eupho Guy_v1legacy]

I would be a Nondrick (http://livinginoblivion.wordpress.com/category/nondricks-non-adventure/)