What kind of sex life do you have?

[blackrave]

I live in country where there are like 5 women on 3 men. From these 5 women 2 can be called "hot", 2- "ok" and only 1... lets call it "alternative"

Where is this magical place?!

I wouldn't call it "magical"
More like "boring" and "logical"
It is simple- death toll is pretty high amongst men here (accidents, crime victims and direct/indirect suicides)
So remaining women do all what they can to attract men, that leads to increased physical self-care amongst local females. If only they would spend at least half of that time to improve their personalities

Whatever lets not get all technical. Just tell me where it is so I can book my plane ticket.

Captcha: take an umbrella

Oh I plan to

Generally you can pick any Eastern European country
Situation is more or less the same
But I would suggest being constantly on-guard since there are people who specialize in financially "milking" foreigners.

captcha: milk your goat
How...
Why...
I don't...
Is this some sort of sex thing?

 

[TheAmokz]

Nonexistent. Also, i have no plans chancing it.

 

[mechashiva77]

I've been with my boyfriend for years. We met in high school and we haven't broken up since. We don't see each other a lot because we live in different cities, so we have sex about once a month. We were in an open relationship for a while, but I seemed to have more luck with men than my boyfriend did with women. So we decided to be more monogamous.

 

[Legendairy314]

An unmarried Christian so that should answer that. Honestly though, I'm not even interested in sex until after marriage due to the whole kids thing. Even the small CHANCE of having kids with someone you don't yet plan to spend the rest of your life with scares me to death. Hell, I might even get that surgery if both of us agree that kids just aren't our thing. Really just depends on the girl.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

You mean even manually? Or didn't tried that option?

Manually or with a vibrator. Mostly because, from my 2nd Trimester on, the whole area HURT.

Spoiler: An explanation, possibly Too Much Info for some. Click at your own risk.

I've heard that sex gets better for some women during the 2nd Trimester. I was looking forward to that, cause I was like "oh, neat, super orgasms". But no, it turns out it is just about sensitivity and bloodflow. A woman who doesn't normally enjoy herself much who gets increased bloodflow gets increased sensation and has a great time.

A woman (like me) who is already very sensitive and can achieve orgasm easily... you increase bloodflow, you get pain instead. And not sexy whip pain - oh gods it hurts to touch it pain. So yeah, it's hard to achieve orgasm when the whole area feels like it was scrubbed with sand paper.

Of course, after giving birth is a whole new set of issues. The first time I tried (seven weeks after) I bled like a virgin and couldn't finish. I had to give it a couple of weeks for THAT to heal. And even then, I'm still a little over sensitive - my clitoris and taint are still fairly over stimulated.

However, last week I discovered I was able to have g-spot orgasms again. Also, since I gave up breast-feeding (long story), my breasts have mostly gone back to normal, and feel good again. Since I've always preferred g-spot to clit anyway, this isn't a problem - basically, all the important parts are working normally again, so I can have and enjoy sex without screaming pain or just massive disappointment.

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And yeah, seriously considering getting my tubes tied now. I've procreated - my genetic duty is done.

 

[Queen Michael]

Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it. "Nothing Man."

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Snip

Replace 'don't have a job' to 'I work too damn much which makes me not have a life', and 'girlfriend' to 'boyfriend' and that's pretty much spot on for me.

Also, I guess I rolled the wrong character and the DM won't let me change my stats so I'm stuck dealing with this shitty character sheet until said DM allows me to have one.

[sub]Hooray for game jokes! [/sub]

I'll play along with the game jokes.

I'm going to roll a D20 to see if I'll be able to move out of my mom's apartment anytime soon......well, I rolled a 2.

Looks like I will be a live with parents statistic for a sometime more. Yeah....what a cheery day.

 

[Jenvas1306]

sort of a weird phenomenon, nerds and sex. It seems to not go along together...

Well with my bf in college-stress its been not much for me recently,
especially as when we had some time he was usually too exhausted and we watched a movie or just played some LoL or GW2.
But yesterday he reminded me how important that part of a relationship is and what benefit it has for my mood to have very good sex atleast once in a while.
So currently I would say im pretty satisfied.

 

[newwiseman]

I've been alone for 9 years now, I'm 26 and currently most bothered by the fact that I'm no longer bothered by the fact that I haven't had sex in nearly a decade...

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Snip

Replace 'don't have a job' to 'I work too damn much which makes me not have a life', and 'girlfriend' to 'boyfriend' and that's pretty much spot on for me.

Also, I guess I rolled the wrong character and the DM won't let me change my stats so I'm stuck dealing with this shitty character sheet until said DM allows me to have one.

[sub]Hooray for game jokes! [/sub]

I'll play along with the game jokes.

I'm going to roll a D20 to see if I'll be able to move out of my mom's apartment anytime soon......well, I rolled a 2.

Looks like I will be a live with parents statistic for a sometime more. Yeah....what a cheery day.

I don't suppose there's a dungeon near by so level up some so you can get a better roll and ditch the stats you have now?

I tried that, but I didn't get very far.

Maybe the sex life is supposed to be a dungeon battle or something.

[sub]Dear God that was the nerdiest damn thing I've ever typed. I now has a sad.[/sub]

 

[dogenzakaminion]

Well, that depends on my roofie supplier...

*COUGH* Awkward laugh *COUGH* Only kidding, mods.

In all seriousness, my gf and I have been together for so long now that we know what the other likes and were starting to try new things. It's never bad but doesn't happen as frequently as before, not that I necessarily mind, maturity and all that.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

Is that a Mod for this "real life" game I hear about?

Actually, it's a co-op campaign. The goal is to reach the happy ending & have as much fun as possible along the way!

I don't have a second controller! :sadface:

 

[Evil Smurf]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

Is that a Mod for this "real life" game I hear about?

Actually, it's a co-op campaign. The goal is to reach the happy ending & have as much fun as possible along the way!

Oh and nice colour scheme with the avatar and badges

 

[Evil Smurf]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

Is that a Mod for this "real life" game I hear about?

Actually, it's a co-op campaign. The goal is to reach the happy ending & have as much fun as possible along the way!

I don't have a second controller! :sadface:

Buying one doesn't work usually. It's not as much fun when the other person stops playing, then all you have left is your controller!

You should find team players. You can then beat tough positions in the game, come together as a team and win through to the victory you both deserve.

I might need to check out some more game lobbies then.

 

[SirDoom]

Let's see...

March-April 2010- Hook up or two. Nothing special. Did it 2-3 times.
May 2010-February 2011- One long sexless relationship.
March 2011- One more quick fling, although only 3rd base this time.
Since then- Nothing.

It's worth mentioning that in the period of "nothing" I was highly uninterested in other people, and only in the last 3 months have I made any attempt to meet new people at all, much less ask anyone out. That being said, meeting new people is kind of slow when you've been ignoring everyone else for the past 2 years and thus know absolutely nobody in the area.

 

[WolfThomas]

I'm unsure if any method is actually "free" when it comes down to it, though her insurance would be more than happy to cover most other forms of birth control. The problem is that hormone-based birth control (i.e. most of the good ones) fuck up her sex-drive. We've tried everything. From what she told me the IUD will cost about $700 out of pocket. I'm seriously considering going halvesies on it with her.

If only the clinical trials for the new male birth control would conclude already DX

Shit. Even privately in Australia they're no where near that. Most IUDs are worth it in the long run. No condoms, no pills, very few side effects, usually no periods for the woman and therefore no tampon/pads cost. Last about about 5 years and anecdotally longer when people forget.

 

[Mcupobob]

Non-existent, I don't want to say its the nice guy effect I just seem to end up as friends with the ladies more often then I do as a partner under the sheets so to say. Could be my own doing or whatever I just try to hold on to the hope I find someone right. Not really looking for sex just romance.