What kind of sex life do you have?

[Evil Smurf]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

Is that a Mod for this "real life" game I hear about?

Actually, it's a co-op campaign. The goal is to reach the happy ending & have as much fun as possible along the way!

I don't have a second controller! :sadface:

Buying one doesn't work usually. It's not as much fun when the other person stops playing, then all you have left is your controller!

You should find team players. You can then beat tough positions in the game, come together as a team and win through to the victory you both deserve.

I might need to check out some more game lobbies then.

I liken it to players. People play games differently right? You might not enjoy playing games with certain people, or things might not connect properly deep down. Same thing with partners. You just need the right one for something amazing to happen!

I need patience and the right place is all

 

[Lunar Shadow]

PRetty good, if sporadic. GF is about two hours away and my school workload keeps me from seeing her very often, but we make up for lost time every time we see each other. Luckily we are both into experimenting and she is a dom and I am a sub.

 

[hawkeye52]

Non existant at this stage. Though it could be the fact that whenever I try stepping up a relationship in any way from friend upwards it just goes wrong (For example falling in love with a lesbian).

 

[wulfy42]

I've been alone for 9 years now, I'm 26 and currently most bothered by the fact that I'm no longer bothered by the fact that I haven't had sex in nearly a decade...

That is pretty much my situation, although it hasn't been 9 years...(more like 3). My wife has been sick/bed bound for over 2 years now (got necortizing faciatice (sp) and has been recovering since then. She was fine with me seeing other people since we both used to do that together, but I really wasn't into casual flings....and with her needing constant care...no way to do anything more then that.

So yeah, all together it's been 3 years and change. That used to bother me, but what bothers me the most is that I don't really miss it anymore, or even watch porn/master etc anymore. Just lost all of my sex drive pretty much. Also stopped working out about a year ago. I just started working out again this week in fact when I realized all this. Almost like I was going into sleep mode and just passing time or something.

I've not had sex for long periods of time in my life...(after being 18), but never before did I just stop caring about it. I'm just about to turn 40 though so that may have something to do with it. Hopefully starting to work out again will help boost my sex drive some as well. I don't really want to have sex (with out my wife involved) but I certainly do want to WANT to have sex lol.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

Is that a Mod for this "real life" game I hear about?

Actually, it's a co-op campaign. The goal is to reach the happy ending & have as much fun as possible along the way!

I don't have a second controller! :sadface:

Buying one doesn't work usually. It's not as much fun when the other person stops playing, then all you have left is your controller!

You should find team players. You can then beat tough positions in the game, come together as a team and win through to the victory you both deserve.

I might need to check out some more game lobbies then.

I liken it to players. People play games differently right? You might not enjoy playing games with certain people, or things might not connect properly deep down. Same thing with partners. You just need the right one for something amazing to happen!

I need patience and the right place is all

Right place? Is your house a no-go for the uhh uhh ohh ohh?

not at all, no sex before marriage thing.

 

[Jodokh]

Pretty dead at the moment and I live in a freaking small town so ya...damn I need to go scouting.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

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I don't suppose there's a dungeon near by so level up some so you can get a better roll and ditch the stats you have now?

I tried that, but I didn't get very far.

Maybe the sex life is supposed to be a dungeon battle or something.

[sub]Dear God that was the nerdiest damn thing I've ever typed. I now has a sad.[/sub]

Maybe, but it is the funniest thing I've heard in days. I also rolled to reveal the truth level of what you said and I rolled a 19.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

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I don't suppose there's a dungeon near by so level up some so you can get a better roll and ditch the stats you have now?

I tried that, but I didn't get very far.

Maybe the sex life is supposed to be a dungeon battle or something.

[sub]Dear God that was the nerdiest damn thing I've ever typed. I now has a sad.[/sub]

Maybe, but it is the funniest thing I've heard in days. I also rolled to reveal the truth level of what you said and I rolled a 19.

Hooray!

I'd roll to see what I could get but I don't have any dice.

So, I suppose for now I'm at the whims of the DM and said sex life will be a goal that will be reached at some point...eventually...

 

[SadisticBrownie]

Mine is, and has been for the past two years, nonexistent.

 

[spooky57571]

Used to be constant sex with my girlfriend....... But now that we've been together for awhile (15 months), we're both more into oral and hand jobs. Neither of us crave sex anymore.

 

[Jetsfoo21]

Thank God. I thought i was the only one.. ._.

 

[ArchBlade]

The nonexistent kind.
Never having a girlfriend will do that to you. >_>

 

[Sonic Doctor]

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Hooray!

I'd roll to see what I could get but I don't have any dice.

So, I suppose for now I'm at the whims of the DM and said sex life will be a goal that will be reached at some point...eventually...

Luckily I've had the D20 I got in the MtG: Return to Ravnica fat-pack that I bought with a gift card from my birthday.

So don't worry I rolled in your stead and got an 18, so who knows, things could be looking up.

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

I have a girlfriend, she comes up with every possible excuse to not participate in any physical intimacy.

But she's more than willing to flirt with strangers online, and cyber with other strangers.

I really hate my girlfriend.

 

[newfoundsky]

Pretty damn good, been in a relationship for 4 years and our sex life just gets better and better. Friends kept telling me that the longer you are part of a couple, sex will slowly get duller and less interesting.
WRONG!

You've been a member for more than a year, and your first post is this? . . . Good man.

 

[MercurySteam]

Pretty active to be honest. My girlfried has an almost male sex drive so almost every time we see each other we go at it. Haven't seen her all week though so I think I'm almost overdue...

 

[ZtH]

Non-Existent. May I ask why you are asking though?

When I first started here there was a guy who would ask all kinds of personal questions, mostly about people's romantic lives. When I came back it seems he left so I wanted to make a thread for nostalgia's sake.

 

[kannibus]

The Married kind of sex life. Take that for what it's worth...

 

[GTwander]

Haven't had sex since high school... I can feel my cherry growing back and hardening like a chrysalis.

I'm a sad, sad man.