What kind of sex life do you have?

[SL33TBL1ND]

Non-existent as of my entire life.

Working on it, though.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Non-existent.......

Huz-bleeding-zah

 

[Mikkel421427]

So far? Non-existent. Let's see... 18 years of what I guess you could call a "dry spot" (but then again, I don't exactly go looking, that much). Nothing. And yes people, I mean absolutely nothing. Not even Rosie Palms have been by.

 

[Wolf-AUS]

Alcohol is required.

I thought this was assumed knowledge? Isn't alcohol always a pre-requisite? Haha

in the rest of the world it's known as "loser".

I wouldn't say that at all, my friend. I'd never say you're a loser because you have made a decision to attach value and important to such an act, by doing so and upholding these beliefs I find that incredibly admirable Anyone who uses the word "loser" to describe someone like that is purely seeking validation as to their own life choices.

 

[Dark2003]

non-existent

Never been a fan of one night stands, and after leaving a very trying relationship. I've chosen to totally avoid women at this point.

 

[MortisLegio]

Nonexistent. I'm looking for a girl but that seems to be quite a fruitless venture as of present.

Wow my life sucks.

 

[MrPeanut]

Don't have one.

Can't really be bothered to care either.

 

[DugMachine]

Nothing amazing. Once you've been together for over a year the almost daily sex stops and you go to maybe once a week? No big, sex is awesome but it's not something I crave anymore.

 

[Ryotknife]

meh, hard to form a relationship when im flying around the country constantly for work and i feel like im getting too old for one night stands.

That and i have this wierd sort of phobia lately where if i take home a random girl that i dont know at all and have sex then either my wallet/things is going to get stolen or my throat will be slit while im sleeping. Might have something to do with my dreams constantly trying to kill me.

 

[Zhukov]

Well, crap. This thread is a bit depressing.

Way to live up to the stereotype folks.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Theme song for this thread:

I do have to say though, these threads are starting to lean towards people actually having intercourse more than usual. It's something to notice.

Maybe there's hope out there yet.

 

[Kellogs Fried Chickn]

Great responses fellows!
Let's show the 13-year-olds using the escapist media site that staying on the internet will make them depressed and/or depraved, forever alone nerds.

My hand was getting frisky today, so I put it in a tight glove to teach a lesson to that bad, naughty hand.

 

[Blunderboy]

Well I would tell you but then I'd have to take time out of my busy life of having all the sex.

OT - I have a casual thing on the go but really I'm more of a relationship kinda guy.
Ladies of the escapist, take note.

 

[lRookiel]

I'm far too shy for my own good.

 

[The White Hunter]

Well, crap. This thread is a bit depressing.

Way to live up to the stereotype folks.

I was just thinking that, living up to stereotypes is never a good thing to do people!

OT: Mine is okay, a bit dull, being far away from my partner at the moment is a pain in the ass though but the job market isn't exactly helping us.

 

[MetalMagpie]

Good. I have a steady boyfriend and we're pretty compatible.

 

[The White Hunter]

Given the following list of some of my traits, I'll let you extrapolate:

- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one computer system from every decade since the 1940s.
- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one operating system from every decade since the 1960s.
- I have written a simulator for a hypothetical educational computer architecture purely for the purposes of personal amusement.
- I own eight fully capable computing machines, along with several other embedded systems with onboard programmability.
- I have attempted to learn FORTRAN 77 simply for personal amusement, not for any practical purpose.
- I have read and continue to read literature solely for the purposes of personal amusement from several genres that are not considered to be typical reading material, including programming manuals, automotive engineering books, books on military armour and small arms and English dictionaries.
- When asked a history question to which I didn't know the answer at the time, I proceeded to learn the answer and remembered the question for more than a year before giving the answer to a friend that was present when I didn't know the answer.
- On multiple occasions, my Wikipedia searches have left me with tabs open on at least four wildly disparate subjects, such as the biological policies of the Soviet Union, Bakelite plastic, a World War II battle, a mid-1950s jet fighter, V8 engines from a World War II aeroplane, and the PDP-11. Good luck connecting those together.

Have you guessed yet?

My guess is that you make your preferred genders trousers drop with just a glance! : D

Amiright?

 

[MammothBlade]

Let's see... a completely digitised one. I get alllllllllll the ladies on the internet.

Given the following list of some of my traits, I'll let you extrapolate:

- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one computer system from every decade since the 1940s.
- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one operating system from every decade since the 1960s.
- I have written a simulator for a hypothetical educational computer architecture purely for the purposes of personal amusement.
- I own eight fully capable computing machines, along with several other embedded systems with onboard programmability.
- I have attempted to learn FORTRAN 77 simply for personal amusement, not for any practical purpose.
- I have read and continue to read literature solely for the purposes of personal amusement from several genres that are not considered to be typical reading material, including programming manuals, automotive engineering books, books on military armour and small arms and English dictionaries.
- When asked a history question to which I didn't know the answer at the time, I proceeded to learn the answer and remembered the question for more than a year before giving the answer to a friend that was present when I didn't know the answer.
- On multiple occasions, my Wikipedia searches have left me with tabs open on at least four wildly disparate subjects, such as the biological policies of the Soviet Union, Bakelite plastic, a World War II battle, a mid-1950s jet fighter, V8 engines from a World War II aeroplane, and the PDP-11. Good luck connecting those together.

Have you guessed yet?

Wow, I want you to program my OS.