What kind of sex life do you have?

[DrRockor]

Was I the only one that thought this when I saw the title


OT: hahahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahaha...oh I'm so alone

 

[Redingold]

Given the following list of some of my traits, I'll let you extrapolate:

- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one computer system from every decade since the 1940s.
- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one operating system from every decade since the 1960s.
- I have written a simulator for a hypothetical educational computer architecture purely for the purposes of personal amusement.
- I own eight fully capable computing machines, along with several other embedded systems with onboard programmability.
- I have attempted to learn FORTRAN 77 simply for personal amusement, not for any practical purpose.
- I have read and continue to read literature solely for the purposes of personal amusement from several genres that are not considered to be typical reading material, including programming manuals, automotive engineering books, books on military armour and small arms and English dictionaries.
- When asked a history question to which I didn't know the answer at the time, I proceeded to learn the answer and remembered the question for more than a year before giving the answer to a friend that was present when I didn't know the answer.
- On multiple occasions, my Wikipedia searches have left me with tabs open on at least four wildly disparate subjects, such as the biological policies of the Soviet Union, Bakelite plastic, a World War II battle, a mid-1950s jet fighter, V8 engines from a World War II aeroplane, and the PDP-11. Good luck connecting those together.

Have you guessed yet?

At a guess, you're RAKtheUndead [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/RAKtheUndead]? You sure seem similar.

Anyway, my sex life has...yet to happen.

 

[chadachada123]

I've got the ability and am good at speaking to women my age (and younger), the only problem is that I haven't met anyone new for the past five months or so.

It doesn't help that this semester I had to take off for medical reasons. Damn surgery. Actually, half of the spoken word that I've heard over the past three weeks has been in Japanese, which has had a noticeable effect on my speaking.

 

[newfoundsky]

I get it in every now and then, but I date for the girl, not her vagina. Those things bleed.

I have sex maybe. . .once or twice a month? (If I've got my game going. Like that's even a thing.) It varies.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Painfully non-existent. I've been single for far too long & I need to change that, but the ladies around here seem to only be concerned with overpopulating the planet. I like kids, but I have other things I want to do with life & kids tend to screw with stuff like that.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

As the calm before the storm...

 

[loc978]

Sporadic at best. Been a couple weeks, but that was a crazy few days. Might kick start it again with Halloween.

 

[sinsfire]

I wasn't even going to post until I saw my captcha. So here goes.

In a committed relationship with my wife, we just had a child 4 months ago so there has been a slight tapering off, but no less love then there was before.

Ok now for the good part

Captcha: Hunted by Cinemax... SOFT CORE PORN IS OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Church185]

Mine is average I guess. I constantly get into trouble with my girlfriend because I really want to complete whatever I happen to be doing at the time, but she would rather me be doing "other things". I know that seems like a lame complaint after reading so of the other responses, but it's the life I live.

 

[brucelee13245]

My girl likes the ropes... yeaaa ;P

 

[Piorn]

I can finally think straight after 48 hours of holding it in. I appreciate that, it used to get annoying. Getting older does have some advantages, I guess.

 

[Tyler Trahan]

Over the summer it was fantastic: my fiancee and I lived with each other so we saw each other daily. However with me back to college and her at a different college and working its down to 1-2 days a month...sure, those days usually are marathon sessions, but that is STILL not what I am accustomed to at this point haha

 

[Church185]

I haven't had a relationship for well over a year and I'm happy for it... I used to think I wanted my partner to be a gamer like myself. For whatever reason I've heard that gamers and geeks make great boyfriends... What a load of horse shit! Or pony shit. No, pony shit is too nice for 'em.

For future reference, I don't like being put second to games in every circumstance... Did he even see my outfit?! No he didnt, because CoD! Fuck him in the eyesocket with a rusty spoon ><.

*ahem*. .. I'm not bitter.

Nice big box of toys and batteries

...I guess I should get a man but whenever they see that collection they just run away and then shun me as though I was some sort of sex crazed whore

That's the way to roll!

I'm not sure exactly of the extreme that he may have ignored you, but I am sorry. I feel like my girlfriends "needs" may be a bit over the top though...

 

[Easton Dark]

For whatever reason I've heard that gamers and geeks make great boyfriends...

It has nothing to do with the fact that I spread that rumor consistently in the vein of self-interest. I mean, they do. Stop spreading these lies of it not being true.

edit: First thing to ask on your return to a game website is about sex. Oi.

 

[IronMit]

I died like 10 times in a row while playing dark souls.
Got very frustrated.
Don't have a gf.
There was only one thing I could do

 

[bulbasaur765]

nearly non-existent. the last time it occurred was back in August, but someone walked in on me and my partner.

I'm still experimenting.

 

[Playful Pony]

I'm not sure exactly of the extreme that he may have ignored you, but I am sorry. I feel like my girlfriends "needs" may be a bit over the top though...

I'm not denying that some girls are far too demanding. I don't have sex all that frequently even while in a relationship though, so seeing my then bf completely ignore me in favor of his videogames when I sometimes felt like giving him what he otherwise can't stop asking and pleading about, that pisses me off! Not to mention a general lack of interest in doing anything social with me apart from playing games. I like games, don't get me wrong. I'd like to do other things now and then too.

A friend of mine spent a week at her boyfriends house (both of them play games and are a bit nerdy), and they spent practically all that time in his room where he mostly played games on the PC. She spent her time chatting to me on IM. They don't even live in the same country and only saw eachother 4-6 times a year. Needless to say the relationship didn't last. He has the rest of the year to play games on, why that one week HAD to be spent doing the same as he always does I will never understand.

It has nothing to do with the fact that I spread that rumor consistently in the vein of self-interest. I mean, they do. Stop spreading these lies of it not being true.

Well played you! This is all a plot, isn't it? Your an evil mastermind bent on turning all women off men by getting us together with really rubbish partners. Then, when we're all long-time single, slightly chubby and desperate for a loving penis YOU swoop in and reap the benefits! Most cunning...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

a "theoretical" one.......

hahahahahahahahahaha

[small/]oh god I'm so sad....[/small]

I hear you. Definitely can relate.

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I'll admit it, I'm 27 and have never had a girlfriend. It hasn't been for the lack of trying, but having social anxiety disorder doesn't help.

But really, I've come to realize that I'm not ready anyway.

1.) Don't have a job(25% my fault, 75% the fault of employers and their stupidly rigid hiring practices).

2.) Want to be living in my own place/apartment before starting a relationship. Because I don't want to have to introduce a girl to the insanity that is my mother until it is absolutely the right time and the girl fully prepared.

 

[Easton Dark]

I died like 10 times in a row while playing dark souls.
Got very frustrated.
Don't have a gf.
There was only one thing I could do

Rumble Feature.

It has nothing to do with the fact that I spread that rumor consistently in the vein of self-interest. I mean, they do. Stop spreading these lies of it not being true.

Well played you! This is all a plot, isn't it? Your an evil mastermind bent on turning all women off men by getting us together with really rubbish partners. Then, when we're all long-time single, slightly chubby and desperate for a loving penis YOU swoop in and reap the benefits! Most cunning...

Oh come on, gamers are great for relationships. Have one that you can't entice? Just make sex a game. Set up an achievement board, decide what actions get you an amount of points, and go for the high score.

Single and slightly chubby? Point me in the direction. I wouldn't want my penis to be loving though. That means it's sentient. That's scary. It knows!