What kind of sex life do you have?

[uchytjes]

18 years of celibacy and GOING STRONG!!!! I can't help it. Any girl that shows interest in me I blow off as being stupid or something, and when we actually get to know each other and I realize "oh shit, I kinda like this girl!", I'm already so deep in the friendzone that the only way out is to pretty much make her hate me and that doesn't lead anywhere! For sake of coherency, heres a flow-chart.

Girl finds me interesting ----> I don't care ----> she persists ----> We become friends ----> I begin to like her ----> Try to put subtle hints into conversation ----> no response ----> I choose to EMBRACE THE FRIENDZONE!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a date to go on with my right palm. If shes feelin frisky, maybe her cousin lefty will join in...

 

[Xdeser2]

Is nonexistent an acceptable reply?

No? alright, i'll show myself out...

 

[uchytjes]

Thank God. I thought i was the only one.. ._.

don't worry, you're among friends here...

 

[ZtH]

What kind of culturally degenerative question is this?

The very best kind, the kind that provokes open honest discussion and sharing of our personal lives.

 

[Samus Aran but a man]

Oh my sex life is great. Ryan Gosling was amazing in bed last night.

 

[Manawa]

Well... I'm a Unix user - which means I get laid as often as I need to reinstall my OS... FML

 

[ZtH]

I have a girlfriend, she comes up with every possible excuse to not participate in any physical intimacy.

But she's more than willing to flirt with strangers online, and cyber with other strangers.

I really hate my girlfriend.

That's really unfortunate, I hate to be down on someone I don't know, but if she can't respect your wishes or perhaps doesn't agree with you on the morality of what she's doing it might be best to look for someone else who actually lines up with your life views.

 

[blackrave]

You mean even manually? Or didn't tried that option?

Manually or with a vibrator. Mostly because, from my 2nd Trimester on, the whole area HURT.

Spoiler: An explanation, possibly Too Much Info for some. Click at your own risk.

I've heard that sex gets better for some women during the 2nd Trimester. I was looking forward to that, cause I was like "oh, neat, super orgasms". But no, it turns out it is just about sensitivity and bloodflow. A woman who doesn't normally enjoy herself much who gets increased bloodflow gets increased sensation and has a great time.

A woman (like me) who is already very sensitive and can achieve orgasm easily... you increase bloodflow, you get pain instead. And not sexy whip pain - oh gods it hurts to touch it pain. So yeah, it's hard to achieve orgasm when the whole area feels like it was scrubbed with sand paper.

Of course, after giving birth is a whole new set of issues. The first time I tried (seven weeks after) I bled like a virgin and couldn't finish. I had to give it a couple of weeks for THAT to heal. And even then, I'm still a little over sensitive - my clitoris and taint are still fairly over stimulated.

However, last week I discovered I was able to have g-spot orgasms again. Also, since I gave up breast-feeding (long story), my breasts have mostly gone back to normal, and feel good again. Since I've always preferred g-spot to clit anyway, this isn't a problem - basically, all the important parts are working normally again, so I can have and enjoy sex without screaming pain or just massive disappointment.

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And yeah, seriously considering getting my tubes tied now. I've procreated - my genetic duty is done.

Yeah post-birth period sucks, especially for females
It took ~6months for my sister to return to normal

 

[Azeal]

Not enough peers seeding to torrent mine. Filthy scabs.

But really, fucking lame. Everyone I knew around where I live is now gone, so any prospects are prettty slim.

 

[Doclector]

Ha. Hahahahaa. HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

No. Nut'n happening here. Aside from regularly performing maintenance on thyself, everything sexual actively avoids me. I have an anti-sex field around me, generated largely by my face. There is no sex in the Doclector zone. Do not worry for your virginity, because when virginity dies, it passes on to a better place where no sex may destroy it. Otherwise known as me. My genitals long for more in life, to venture to strange and wondrous caves, but simply cannot escape it's small town life in pantsville.

I don't fuck a lot, is what I'm saying here. As in...ever.

 

[Meatspinner]

Mines so awesome they made a movie about it

Spoiler

I even heard that they are making a sequel

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

He was an idiot, I don't know a single gamer who wouldn't walk away from a game to have sex with his girlfriend. (unless of course he was tired/stressed out/physically exhausted from other aspects of life)

Raises hand*
Depends on the game though or the fact that I have never had a GF. I would be a terrible boyfriend anway. My outlook on life is that a life shared is a life halved. My life is mine, no-one elses, I want to do what I want with it and not get bitched at for not paying attention or taking her anywhere nice. That and I think plastic minitaures, paints, discs in plastic cases and death sticks rate higher on my budget than female companionship.

Some people see this thread as depressing, I do not. It's a perfect example that people don't need relationships to be happy and that there are better experiences in life than sex.

 

[TKretts3]

You may find this strange, but I'm not all that interested in sex. I haven't been for the last two years. Then again maybe's it's just because I haven't found someone I want to have sex with, yet.

 

[holy_secret]

I enjoy casual one night stands a lot, but now I've gone and gotten myself a boyfriend, who happens to live on the other side of the world at the moment.

I'm monogamous too. So yeah.
Dry spell, here we come.

 

[miketehmage]

Never been in a relationship, so it isn't a regular occurrence, I do have an occasional one night stand though but really I see it as too much effort.

 

[KissmahArceus]

Pretty damn good, been in a relationship for 4 years and our sex life just gets better and better. Friends kept telling me that the longer you are part of a couple, sex will slowly get duller and less interesting.
WRONG!

You've been a member for more than a year, and your first post is this? . . . Good man.

What can I say? I've been busy.... Nah, honestly I've been more of a bystander in forums recently, the level of conversation has been a little crap on Kotaku etc. Remembered I had an account here a few days ago. And the range of topics is broader than DLC BAD or I hate thisgame/thiswriter/yourface etc

I was single for years before I met my GF and I hadn't had sex since I was 16 so when we hooked up four years ago, I'd basically grown another virginity. I'd been too shy for sex with my last couple of GFs and I just thought fuck it.

No pun intended

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I'm in a committed relationship with a healthy and indulgent sex life. We tend to have sex at least once a day and experiment with positions and toys relatively often.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Kind of shit ATM.

I was always into partying and ended up with girlfriends who shared my interests, and it was thoroughly awesome. However I have got to the stage where I have done too much damage to myself and know that the partying has to stop. So I can't hang around with people who like that sort of thing. Which is a shame because I still find the technohead/drug culture party girl type really attractive and I can generally relate quite well.
I have tried going out with "normal" women but I never really feel like I connect properly, I never quite feel at ease, like we're just dating rather than actually in a relationship, consequently I would call the sex "mechanical and emotionally unfullfilling", i.e. better than a wank but not by much.

So at this current time I am single, wondering weather I should try and break down the mental wall I've built against potentially destroying myself for the sake of getting into a relationship I feel invested in and therefore having awesome fun sex or try to carry on in the hope of finding a woman I do click with despite having had a 100% failure rate.
Part of the problem I think is that when I was younger I always found someone I really got on well with very quickly and never had the experience of having to go through different people to find someone I liked. I've always gone from being friends/mates or at least casual acquaintances to being very close and it always worked from the word go until we grew apart or split up for whatever reason, but now it feels like I'm starting at the point of growing apart.

Blargh. That turned into more of a relationship moan than talking about sex life but I'm just a bit sentimental, the 2 are too closely linked for me, casual sex is not something I look for particularly.

 

[Saulkar]

Staggered and uninteresting because I have little interest at the moment. Not apathetic, just not something I want to get in my way.

 

[Cedric Rolle III]

Mine is really boring. And non-extant.