What L4D zombie would you be?

[Zaksav91]

SMoker

 

[Aesir23]

Hunter. I always have a hoodie on hand.

But knowing my luck I'd probably end up being Immune and then get killed by one of the common infected when I'm only three feet away from my beloved shotgun which I'll inevitably name "Otto".

 

[The_Bearded_One]

Gene Simm....... oh sorry the smoker

 

[Redingold]

I like the Jockey. He's a bastard of a control freak.

 

[AddytheGreat]

I like humping peoples backs, so Jockey

 

[Zombie Izzard]

I'd be a witch. I'm to lazy to actually outright attack the survivors but if they piss me off you'll be sure I'll rip them to shreads

 

[AddytheGreat]

I would be Boomer, because I am fat

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Hunter.

I'm wearing a hoodie right now.

 

[Aunel]

Tank, I'm muscled

although if I get infected my immune system would kick the infection out faster then you can say "HE'S BECOMING ONE OF THEM!!"
then I would kill all humans,
"OMG HE IS INFECTED!"
no, I am not, I just don't like you.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Based on body type??? A normal, cannon-fodder zombie.
Based on preference??? A hunter (not to kill people, just so I can jumop around the world for all eternity)

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

Hunter,
I'd go pounce chicks downtown.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Hunter

I'm always wearing a hoody,have blood somewhere on my face (I Work at a butcher Shop) and Scream and Jump at skinny white women

 

[Jark212]

I'd want to be with a Witch, we would make a good couple...

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But I'd want to be a Hunter, just jumping and climbing all the time would be fun...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Smoker. I have a weirdly long tongue, I make weird guttural sounds (not really, but sometimes), and I'm very ugly.

 

[Captain Blackout]

My 12 year old stepdaughter, who wants to be a zombie princess when she grows up, instantly answered "the witch". Should I be concerned? (incidentally, if she matures enough I may teach her original Vodou, including the zombie poison journalized in the Journal of American Medicine)

 

[Godhead]

Smoker. I have a weirdly long tongue, I make weird guttural sounds (not really, but sometimes), and I'm very ugly.

Thank you. Now we should try and mend our past here, have a cookie
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[Stabber1010]

The smoker.
And totally not saying this because of fantasies some people have.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

a Clown zombie

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Hunter--I like the idea of ambush tactics, and god DAMN they can jump!