What L4D zombie would you be?

[toastmaster2k8]

Boomer, Im fat and stupid and everyone gets mad at me when I miss the trash cans.

 

[mechanixis]

Hunter, 'cause I'm a creep.

 

[Lekonua]

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

 

[Brnin8]

I would say Hunter because I wear a hoodie... a lot... and pounce people?

 

[Unknower]

Tank.

...

I am not compensating for anything.

EDIT: Wait, I didn't read the OP properly. Well, I guess I'd be a normal zombie or a Hunter.

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

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EDIT: OH RIGHT.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I'm a hunter because I kind of resemble a hunter I guess if I put a hood on.

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

?

 

[Unknower]

I'm a hunter because I kind of resemble a hunter I guess if I put a hood on.

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

?

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I blame my tiredness for not getting it right away.

 

[Threx]

Probably just a normal because I'm the regular male (nothing odd about me).

 

[Helimocopter]

I'm a hunter because I kind of resemble a hunter I guess if I put a hood on.

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

?

didnt get the joke until i got to the bottom of the page

i laughed

 

[camokkid]

I'd be one of the little crappy zombies that die with one hit.

Come to think of it, since the virus infects the deceased who are mostly intact, wouldn't that mean that Billy Mays would be one of them? (Guess what brought on this thought)

Actually L4D has regular people that are infected with mutated rabies.

yes, we all agree that quarantine was a [s/]shitty[/s] fine movie

 

[Left4Meds]

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

He masturbates to much?

OT: I'd be the tank as seen below.

EDIT: Actually, Hunter. I like hoodies and would love to rip the nipples off someone.

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

I want to be something badass. Like, the hunter or the tank, or Bill's beard.

I'll probably be the boomer.
At least I'll get to puke on people.

 

[Deleted]

The smoker, just cause he chills alone then tries to get a new friend but he always dies

 

[Godhead]

Actually becoming a zombie means you have to be alive. It is an infection that duplicates in your frontal lobe while completely destroys it in the process. Once the infected individual is presumed dead, even though his heart has stopped his brain is still intact which enables him to still work. But because of the lack of a heartbeat there is no need for oxygen. I mean if we're gonna talk about zombies at least get your research right. Any way fuck being a zombie I'll be the AI DIRECTOR!!!! >:3 *queue evil laugh*

edit: if i have to be one then i would be a wandering witch, because i like to walk to places but i am horribly anti-social in real life and sunlight is evil. (I always take walks when its dark outside to give my dog some exercise. AND NO I DONT RAPE PEOPLE COZ I WALK IN THE NIGHT!!!)

 

[SteakHeart]

A Hazmat infected. I like the idea of wearing a Hazmat.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I'd be a normal infected just innocently leaning against a wall until some survivor comes along and feeds me bullets.

Actually becoming a zombie means you have to be alive. It is an infection that duplicates in your frontal lobe while completely destroys it in the process. Once the infected individual is presumed dead, even though his heart has stopped his brain is still intact which enables him to still work. But because of the lack of a heartbeat there is no need for oxygen. I mean if we're gonna talk about zombies at least get your research right.

Tell that to this guy.

http://www.waiting4oblivion.com/images/screenshots/obx28B.jpg

: P

 

[Godhead]

I'd be a normal infected just innocently leaning against a wall until some survivor comes along and feeds me bullets.

Actually becoming a zombie means you have to be alive. It is an infection that duplicates in your frontal lobe while completely destroys it in the process. Once the infected individual is presumed dead, even though his heart has stopped his brain is still intact which enables him to still work. But because of the lack of a heartbeat there is no need for oxygen. I mean if we're gonna talk about zombies at least get your research right.

Tell that to this guy.

http://www.waiting4oblivion.com/images/screenshots/obx28B.jpg

: P

That's in oblivion where IT'S A FANTASY WORLD!!!! In reality the brain is required for the transformation into a zombie. DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Hunter... I'm short, skinny, and usually always wear a black hoody (when it is cold out)...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I'm a hunter because I kind of resemble a hunter I guess if I put a hood on.

Nobody's made the obvious Charger joke yet?

?

I don't get it.

I'd be a jockey, because I like making people my bitches.

 

[Hyperactiveman]

A Tank... Just because he's the boss and no screws around with him.

Otherwise a smoker because I'm like really tall and cough a lot.