First year of Japanese currently.
If I could instantly learn a language and be fluent with it, I'd like to learn Latin and sign language.
Why?
Japanese because I like the culture, and would like to watch un-subbed anime, and read real manga.
Latin because so many other languages are based off of it, and its a very interesting language.
Sign language so I can talk to people who cannot speak.
I'd like to instantly learn Latin and sign language because Japanese is hard enough as it is already, and don't feel like going through this kind of frustration a second and third time =/