What loot do you drop?

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Nietz

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In any game I would be considered a boss and therefore always drop these shiny trinkets:

* One worn shoe with holes in it(enchantment varies between drops)
* One "broken bottle of shanking"
* About twenty pieces of paper with the words "the end is nigh!" written on them(can be used to barter for the other worn shoe by the drunkard in the corner)

** And if you have shears in your inventory I also drop a "Helmet of hobo hair and beard", which has a +15 to creepiness and -20 to charisma enchantment.
 

Shinsei-J

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Apr 28, 2011
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Fappy said:
WaysideMaze said:
Fappy said:
+1 Pants of Walking
I completely misread that at first...

O/T Fat. It's used for cooking.
Did you read "Pants of Wanking"?
I only just re read it and realised it wasn't that.
I just kinda figured.. You know.. It's not all that weird for a guy named Fappy.
 

Fappy

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shinsei-J said:
Fappy said:
WaysideMaze said:
Fappy said:
+1 Pants of Walking
I completely misread that at first...

O/T Fat. It's used for cooking.
Did you read "Pants of Wanking"?
I only just re read it and realised it wasn't that.
I just kinda figured.. You know.. It's not all that weird for a guy named Fappy.
You guys and your one-track minds. Tisk, tisk.
 

WaysideMaze

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Apr 25, 2010
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Fappy said:
shinsei-J said:
Fappy said:
WaysideMaze said:
Fappy said:
+1 Pants of Walking
I completely misread that at first...

O/T Fat. It's used for cooking.
Did you read "Pants of Wanking"?
I only just re read it and realised it wasn't that.
I just kinda figured.. You know.. It's not all that weird for a guy named Fappy.
You guys and your one-track minds. Tisk, tisk.
You're the one who called yourself fappy!
 

Fappy

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WaysideMaze said:
Fappy said:
shinsei-J said:
Fappy said:
WaysideMaze said:
Fappy said:
+1 Pants of Walking
I completely misread that at first...

O/T Fat. It's used for cooking.
Did you read "Pants of Wanking"?
I only just re read it and realised it wasn't that.
I just kinda figured.. You know.. It's not all that weird for a guy named Fappy.
You guys and your one-track minds. Tisk, tisk.
You're the one who called yourself fappy!
The name has a lot of meanings. You are seeing one of them, hence one-track mind! Ha!
 

BehattedWanderer

Fell off the Alligator.
Jun 24, 2009
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Something useless that you'll sell off only to have to come back much later, needing to collect an ass ton of them to get the best something-or-other, and I'll only drop it once per hour of grinding.
 

Nuuu

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A chocolate bar and a toothpick that unlocks a door to my room, in that room contains "lotsa vidya games."
 

AngloDoom

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'The Nipple-Piercings of Lingering Regret', with a fifty per-cent chance to drop 'The Cowl of Determination to Keep Them Anyway'.
 

The Funslinger

Corporate Splooge
Sep 12, 2010
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1 condom of +3 STD resist
Change ranging from 0 to £5
On very, very rare occasions, an Epic Hoodie of Warmth (soulbound to wearer, gives a +712 armor rating and +65 frost resist. Requires level 85) Which I am wearing right now, for your information.
A swiss army knife
My blood can also be harvested, which when consumed, grants +20 speed for 5 minutes, but afterwards has hallucinogenic effects lasting between ten minutes and an hour.
A felt trilby of +5 charisma. Possible rare chance of being Bow Chicka Bow Wow trilby of +8 charisma.
 

Broady Brio

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A leather jacket.
+15 Style
+19 Defence

May also include enchanted Boots.
+25 Style (They were expensive dammit! Until I saw them going for £18 instead of £55.)
+10 Defence
 

neonsword13-ops

~ Struck by a Smooth Criminal ~
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1+ Copy of Persona 4 -Adds 999+ Swagger-

1+ Drawing Tablet -Adds 10+ Creativity-

I think that's about it
 

Ruedyn

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Either boxing gloves or a fencing sword, and some spare change. Small chance for a duster, which I've been wearing despite being way too hot for it.