What loots were you holding when the adventurer had slain you?
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A strangely shaped key on a chain around my neck.
An audiolog that's supposedly a typical conversation between me an a minion but obliquely gives away the location of my secret lab and how to open it.
Like any good adventurer, you'll follow the directions and access the secret lab. Inside, there's a mysterious device with a slot that's clearly designed to accept the key. When you turn the key, fast-acting security doors immediately seal the lab. An oddly seductive female voice thanks you for activating the self destruct mechanism, and counts down from 3 (long enough to know you're screwed before you die, not long enough to do anything about it).
Teach YOU to kill me.
An audiolog that's supposedly a typical conversation between me an a minion but obliquely gives away the location of my secret lab and how to open it.
Like any good adventurer, you'll follow the directions and access the secret lab. Inside, there's a mysterious device with a slot that's clearly designed to accept the key. When you turn the key, fast-acting security doors immediately seal the lab. An oddly seductive female voice thanks you for activating the self destruct mechanism, and counts down from 3 (long enough to know you're screwed before you die, not long enough to do anything about it).
Teach YOU to kill me.
500EXP
20GP
30$
a piece of gum
a piece of CHEWED gum
the sword of unpleasantness
the sofa of mild discomfort
20GP
30$
a piece of gum
a piece of CHEWED gum
the sword of unpleasantness
the sofa of mild discomfort
A single photograph of his wife/children/loved ones bound, gagged and bloody, showing clear signs of physical pain, abuse and torture with a look of incomprehensible horror on their faces. Written on the back of said photo is the message "Only I know where they are Hero"
Or you know, my wallet and stuff.
Or you know, my wallet and stuff.
Lol, said adventurer just got 30 100 pound anti-pick-pocket weights added to them that are unremovable without magic, as well as a vampiric regeneration sword.
Now they shall feel my vengence when I respawn! >
Now they shall feel my vengence when I respawn! >
Serious Version
If I were a boss I would be some kind of living Gargoyle thing so:
Stone Wings of Evil: Can be equipped on the player in the cape/cloak slot. (Battle Trophy). DOES NOT GRANT FLIGHT
Stone Horns of Evil: Can be equipped as headgear. +9 to melee damage, 20% reflect damage, and -10 to personality
Crystal of the Gargoyle Curse: When used transforms the player into me until used again. When used again they turn back. Infinite uses. When turned into me town guards will attack the player on sight
Funny Version
Wallet of Devouring: Consumes all money that the player is carrying and any money they get is also consumed. Can't be dropped, sold, or traded
Ultimate Evil Box: An orphanage explodes every 5 seconds this item is carried. Also can't be dropped, traded, or sold
Armor of Internetus: If equipped grants a bonus of over 9000 to all stats except personality, -8000000000000 to personality, gives some new spells.
Spells given: LAZOR: 99999999 Pure Damage with splash
Charge LAZOR: doubles the damage and splash of next LAZOR
Spam: 1 damage each hit but hits 45670145 times
If I were a boss I would be some kind of living Gargoyle thing so:
Stone Wings of Evil: Can be equipped on the player in the cape/cloak slot. (Battle Trophy). DOES NOT GRANT FLIGHT
Stone Horns of Evil: Can be equipped as headgear. +9 to melee damage, 20% reflect damage, and -10 to personality
Crystal of the Gargoyle Curse: When used transforms the player into me until used again. When used again they turn back. Infinite uses. When turned into me town guards will attack the player on sight
Funny Version
Wallet of Devouring: Consumes all money that the player is carrying and any money they get is also consumed. Can't be dropped, sold, or traded
Ultimate Evil Box: An orphanage explodes every 5 seconds this item is carried. Also can't be dropped, traded, or sold
Armor of Internetus: If equipped grants a bonus of over 9000 to all stats except personality, -8000000000000 to personality, gives some new spells.
Spells given: LAZOR: 99999999 Pure Damage with splash
Charge LAZOR: doubles the damage and splash of next LAZOR
Spam: 1 damage each hit but hits 45670145 times
If anyone has watched the Monkey Hunter episodes in the Anime Gintama, you know what rare bosses drop ;. I just want to be one of those annoying bosses like the Whale Shark in WoW, you kill it for an achievment, but it doesn't drop anything, it one hit kills you for more than 10x your current max health as the game creators saying "Gank THIS!" on the next expansion. So basically i'd just be a travelling annoyance. If i had to drop SOMETHING, i'd drop a piece of cake... want to eat it? too bad, you're forced to smash it against your enemies faces.
. I just want to be one of those annoying bosses like the Whale Shark in WoW, you kill it for an achievment, but it doesn't drop anything, it one hit kills you for more than 10x your current max health as the game creators saying "Gank THIS!" on the next expansion. So basically i'd just be a travelling annoyance. If i had to drop SOMETHING, i'd drop a piece of cake... want to eat it? too bad, you're forced to smash it against your enemies faces.
Piece of crap stole my spoon! My Soup's Bane! (Sorry, can't really find any information on it to show everyone here) He also stole 3265 gold, I NEEDED THAT GOLD FOR MY LAUNDRY. And seriously, my magic boots of load bearing and quick walking? I can understand that but come on, those were PRESCRIPTION BOOTS. He did however steal my Ring of Sapping that drains health, mana, and fatigue, so I'll let him pass and hope the next boss kills him 'cause that thing is only transferable via kill, and I don't want that thing again.
