What loots were you holding when the adventurer had slain you?

[Gudrests]

His beating heart.......yeahhh good luck now kid.

 

[Chris646]

A half-eaten taco that's fallen into the mud.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

1 million dollars... IN PENNIES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Souplex]

Souplex's rocket-propelled, depleted uranium-tipped +7 lance of Soviet Slaying.
Souplex's epic bling of Jewishness.
Souplex's flask. (Adds a bonus to the effects of any liquid inside)
Souplex's wallet. (Adds a bonus to barter and scavenge skills)
One of my many sexy jackets:
(Souplex's indomitable leather blazer, Souplex's inconspicuous huntsman's hoodie, Souplex's light-jean-jacket of many pockets.)
Possible: Souplex's bitchin' hat.
Set bonus: +Infinite badassery. +Infinite awesome. +Infinite sexy.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

I would drop a stick.

Yes, a stick.

Most people would just leave it. But those who take it would be rewarded with a stick that is enchanted to 10d20 (10-200) damage, only usable once per day.

Spoiler: MAH BOOMSTICK!

(Yes, it goes KA-BLAM. No, it doesn't use Merlocs as ammo.)

 

[Maclennan]

A pile of text books, some binders, and $2.34. The wear on his weapons will likely put him in the hole, serves the bastard right.

 

[disfunkybob]

[Unwashed Boxers of Ages]

 

[krugerrand123]

The ring off of oblivion that over cumbers you, but this is required to beat the game and a magic lemon.

 

[Seives-Sliver]

Evil glasses of power, whoever puts them on gets possessed by my evil spirit and I am reincarnated into their body to repeat the entire process over again

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Ogre-Slaying Knife with +9 to ogres.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

Ogre-Slaying Knife with +9 to ogres.

"You're not there! You're getting drunk!!"

x)

 

[Voodoomancer]

One million cheese sandwiches.

[small]Captcha: What the hell is a "Ginect Transition"?[/small]

 

[ddon]

Oh no. He. Has. Taken. My. Porn magazines! Oh yeah, and my hat as well as my toothpick I use all the time. But my magazines!

 

[Hero in a half shell]

My slippers of +3 comfort

 

[The Random One]

Probably my Blessed Credit Card of Improved Credit Ratings.

 

[duchaked]

sentimental pictures of my wife and litter of beautiful children with promising bright futures and lives ahead of them
now everything in their world shattered and swept away along with all their dreams beginning with one living in a home filled love and unbroken family structure...

a bomb...or something that just triggered bombs all over my evil lair. let's see you escape this one, sucka! (he probably will, cursed checkpoints!)