What loots were you holding when the adventurer had slain you?

[ImperialSunlight]

He took my money! Because apperantly boss monsters have that...

 

[bam13302]

Valve ARG

well that was the first thing to come into my mind anyways

 

[drbarno]

My glasses.

Jokes on him though, the case for them, with the wipes are still hidden, he'll be helpless when the glasses get fogged up and covered in mud!

<Evil-laugh>

 

[spartandude]

My mobile and 58p
bastards took everything i had

 

[Mcupobob]

A silver Zippo lighter that has a 11 on it. +5 to awesomeness and +10 to sexdarity.

 

[Verkula]

Probably everything but no tank items.

 

[ryai458]

A live grenade, SURPRISE!

 

[Megacherv]

Fucking everything! Jesus, that took me ages to collect. Thank god it all respawns with you.

I tell you, back in my day, if you were killed, you'd have to collect it all again, increased t' respawn time I tell you that. And even then, if you died during that you'd have to collect what you'd just collected. I tell you what, my dad, back in t' day, he couldn't even afford to respawn, he had to work 26 hours a day, 9 days a week, uphill both ways, just to get his toenail respawned. 'Naily of t' North' we was called...

*forever-long old-Yorkshire-man rant*

The metaphysical concept of joy, I was planning on eating that later too

A-ha! I have foundeth you! Muahahaha!

 

[zehydra]

a cookie and a couple rupies.

 

[Zeroandx]

Well damn, there goes my bus fare home....

 

[Infernai]

I'd be carrying a few gold pieces...and a mother-fucking lightsaber.

Spoiler

Why? Because it would unbalance the hell out of any game it's in.

 

[nothinghere]

A bomb... set to explode in half a second after he grabs it

 

[GreyKnight3445]

I'mma have loots, D&D style.

'You find on the bosse's corpse 10,000 gold... in copper coins'

For those who don't know, there are 10 coppers to a silver, 10 silvers to a gold, and 10 gold to a platinum. Your characters also have item encumberence, so imagine the weight of 10,000 gold worth of copper coins.

MWAHAHAHA!

holy shit you are so evil
can i have your autograph?

 

[SpaceCop]

A tattered loincloth, my Bad ************ wallet, and a sexy photo of the adventurer's spouse.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

290 gold
A Chopstick of Cleaving
+1 Hotpocket of Holding

 

[Who Dares Wins]

A self destruct bomb, whose timer is 10 seconds and it's set to start after I die.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

A shitty, almost depleted lighter and a pair of glasses.
Boy he's fucking rolling in the spoils.

 

[Manchubot]

I would drop 1 Evil Boss Kidney when they needed 1 Evil Boss Spleen to complete their quest. They are going to be grinding this low re spawn for awhile...