What loots were you holding when the adventurer had slain you?

[SomethingUnrelated]

I always fight naked, so nothing.

Freaks people out, it does.

Damn ninjas...

 

[Kaltazraza]

Cookie crumbles, I ate my cookies before he could kill me.

 

[DazBurger]

In my lair? Alone? Guess I were choking the monkey... Guess what I was holding in my hand...

 

[Atheist.]

A cursed coin that binds to the user upon pickup, until death. Causes the wearer to change into the opposite gender. Have fun, prick!

 

[interspark]

damn! he took my magic staff that can completely heal any injury as long as the target isn't dead.... the drawback being that it kills everyone within 100 miles when used

 

[Zorg Machine]

If it's in wow, an item that fears all friendlies for a short time.

Sooner or later, the player will head into the auction house and be tempted and then my evil master plan will be complete.

In addition, it isn't bind on pickup but every time you give it to someone/destroy it, another one will spawn in your bag...in the end, everyone will use it on each other constantly and I will rule the confused world. MUAHAHAHA!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I usually only play bards or druids in D&D (I know you said mmorpg, but I've played two in my life .... for a collected periord of 2 and a half months).

Bards are definitely my favourite ... so let's say a 3.5 D&D Bard... I would have a choker that gives + 5 to perform (Sing), a pair of Crystal Echoblades, Ironwood-enchanted Chain Shirt, and ... possibly a belt (4) of lesser restorations (to cure fatigue from Snowflake Wardance feat).

 

[Epslion.Bear]

A cursed amulet that will teleport them to hell

so I can get REVENGE > As I am Triple the POWER than before

and a 2gb memory stick full of freeware and homework

 

[AwesomeSuperMelon]

A black notebook, with names written in it and a pen

 

[Queltherio]

A note saying "The princess is in another castle"

 

[cryogeist]

well there goes my 20 pound bag-o-ammo
as well as my gun....

 

[Kyle Roberts]

Well im kind of tight on platinum coins since i need another ball room for my golden money place but if he was to come back next year maybe.

Oh wait he can have +10 dignity points.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I dropped the twin blades of azzinoth

 

[Kuilui]

That jerk stole my headphones, although they are in pretty rough shape. One of the phones is held on with scotch tape lol.

 

[Coop83]

a empty bottle of vodka and receipt for said bottle of vodka.

Surely that would be an empty vodka bottle, as a bottle of vodka would imply that there was still vodka in it.

But, I would have the following

Several befalls, this dandy pocket watch, floss, a picnut bar and two tickets for the Feta Cheese Festival. For you, sir!

Cake to those that can identify the film this was from.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Noo! He took my rainbow gun. What a bastard...

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We must have gotten killed by the same guy because he took my rainbow lighter! I use that thing to make rainbow molotovs! Son of a...

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Dude, would you mind if I called my band Rainbow Molotov? I don't have a band, but if I did that would be an awesome name.

 

[Vakz]

Did.. Did he just take my pants? Oh god, this is so embarrassing. Why would he steal my pants?!

 

[Varanfan9]

Note saying please remember to push button is next 5 seconds to prevent my legion of monsters hiding behind my throne from getting out and killing every one.

 

[silver wolf009]

Noo! He took my rainbow gun. What a bastard...

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We must have gotten killed by the same guy because he took my rainbow lighter! I use that thing to make rainbow molotovs! Son of a...

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Dude, would you mind if I called my band Rainbow Molotov? I don't have a band, but if I did that would be an awesome name.

Not at all good sir, take that name and carry it to the stars!!

 

[Lectori Salutem]

The Answer to the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything.
As well as the question itself, hehehe