What makes a REAL man?

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Plurralbles

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a man who can do anything he wants in moderation and tries to kickass in all his personal endeavors is a real man.
 

MercenaryCanary

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The Rockerfly said:
If anyone says a Bioshock or Castlvania quote I will kill them.
Aw man.

Personally I would say a chainsaw. A chainsaw is always capable of making a man out of anything.
 

Jake the Snake

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What makes a man a man? Well isn't there a question that's been asked throughout the ages. Be who you are, and stick to it. Do what makes you happy and fuck* the rest. (*Poor choice of words, don't literally fuck everything that moves)
 

General BrEeZy

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I hate the neurons behind the way those girls think. They're whores and they expect too eratic of behavior from guys. Being a REAL man is their desire to give so much to make their girl happy with only the reward of their happiness-that's the most fulfilling reward I could ask for. I dont want her body, just her as she is.
 

Kasawd

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Actual said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
I think it has something to do with the genitalia you are born with. Im not sure though.
Radeonx said:
Last time I checked having a penis classified me as a man.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that's basically the only qualification.
Billion Backs said:
Having a penis makes you a man, because that's what we call the condition of having a penis.

Everything else is just bullshit.
FanofDeath said:
A functional set of male genitalia.
You are all wrong, by your definition, my dog is a man, Justin Bieber is a man. They are just male.

I was going to go through and quote everyone who said this but I got bored.

To be a man you must do all of this:
SlasherX said:
To be a real man you have to wake up and bench 500 pounds then drink a fifth. Then at lunch you single handedly beat 16 men in a bar fight and drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, you then run home make furious love with your partner and then drink a pint then groom your epic beard
but you must do it all wearing a suit.
Right.

Perhaps I should have specified being human as being part of my answer.

I simply assumed it was presumed.

Man = "an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman); "there were two women and six men on the bus" - first googled definition.

EDIT: Oh, Justin Bieber is a man, by the way.
 

Gasaraki

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To be a real man you have to be a muscly lumberjack who rides a dragon and shits C4!
HOORAH!
 

ottenni

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Well a few things.
- A huge beard!
- BICEPS!
- Rocket jet
- Bear wrestling
- bacon
- sex
- sport
- beer
- steak
- crocodile punching
- and kittens.

Stir these together with two eggs and 120g of flour and bake at 300 degrees Celsius for 30min and you will get a real man.
 

WaffleChopter

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To be able to grow a beard on command. Then you are able to become a man at any time! You will be know as Beard-Man!
 

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Aura Guardian said:
Ninja'd.
Anyways i consider a man someone who has a penis, has respect, common sense,is tough. Just a lot of things i consider manly. Otherwise you are just a boy. Also a man shouldn't be looking for attention, he should just be. Pleasing a woman is also a manly thing.
I could ramble on about this stuff until i start foaming from my mouth and falling down backwards, but let's face it, this is an internet forum, I'll be lucky if even 5 people read this through with any thought.
 

mega48man

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if you're a gamer, then a real man is a man who can pull out a tact nuke whenever he wants, t-bag the entire blue team with only a BR, a man who can kick anyone's ass in brawl or melee with out items.

if you're not, you better play some sports and grow a pair of nuts. you can do just about anything because you're and handy man and good with tools. you know what you're woman wants and you can deliver. you need to show everyone that you're confident and not a whimpy child but HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.

also, real men watch red vs. blue according to these stats



if emebeding didn't work, here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZF4vMLPJ8
 

crypt-creature

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Julianking93 said:
I'd think the opposite.

Most everyone I knew at 14 wanted to have sex with everything.

Not that having a crazy sex drive makes you more of a man, but I don't get how having less of one makes you more manly.
She might be saying, being able to control your urges/sex drive makes a person more manly.
 

Julianking93

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crypt-creature said:
Julianking93 said:
I'd think the opposite.

Most everyone I knew at 14 wanted to have sex with everything.

Not that having a crazy sex drive makes you more of a man, but I don't get how having less of one makes you more manly.
She might be saying, being able to control your urges/sex drive makes a person more manly.
Yeah, but completely depriving a sexual desire? Hell no.

He's not controlling it, he just either doesn't have one, or fights any sexual drive whatsoever
 

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SlasherX said:
To be a real man you have to wake up and bench 500 pounds then drink a fifth. Then at lunch you single handedly beat 16 men in a bar fight and drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, you then run home make furious love with and then drink a pint then groom your epic beard
That makes you a good man. This makes you the Dos Equis Man:

SlasherX said:
To be a real man you have to wake up [never sleep] and bench 500 pounds [of Bacon, eat it raw], then drink a fifth [of Bacon grease and Whiskey] . Then at lunch you single handedly beat 16 men [with your Beard] in a bar fight and drink a bottle of Jack Daniels [through your eyeballs], you then run home make furious love [to everyone and everything on your street] and then drink a pint [of raw eggs, the blood of a god, and the tears of one thousand virgins] then groom your epic beard [by glaring at it until it bends to your will]
 

Stilt-Man

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Penises and testicles come and go, but chromosomes are forever. The Y Chromosome is what separates a REAL man from all those phony men running around.

Now if you're talking strictly behavioral, then there's really no definitive answer, as the original post illustrates (that is to say, we're all going to butt heads over what constitutes the way a man should/should not act). Just be the best you, you can be.
 

xDarc

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Neither. Being able to turn down sex and tell a woman to put her clothes back on makes you a man. Not continuing to see someone who you discover you have no connection with, instead of sticking with it in hopes of getting some play... that makes you a man too.

The latter is the basis for a lot of long term "relationships."