What music instrument would make the best weapon?

[TopHatTim]

With sufficient strength and ropes tied to it, a piano. Same thing with a pipe organ, but without teh ropes.

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You do know how big pipe organs are, right?

Watch this starting at 7 minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvJFiHvotlQ
THAT IS HOW YOU FREAKING DO IT.
Oh, and it's in English so FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE KEEP THE SOUND OFF.

You still don't get it.
Imagine something three times the size of your parents house.
That's made of metal

I don't think it's really that big.

<spoiler=Really? This is just the front>http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Bio-BIG/MTC-14.jpg

You gottem beat.

 

[Aunel]

church bells, those things are HUGE

 

[Stu_the_great]

If Looney Tunes cartoons ever taught me anything, it's that a trombone is a great way to hook somebody around the neck and hoist 'em away.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

A guitar. Probably because I once hit my friend round the head with a guitar once.

 

[teisjm]

Wouldn't a bass guitar be bigger and heviar than a guitar?

THE ANGEL SWORD!

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/DSCF6033.jpg

You win, and that picture made me come in my pants.

After seeing that i wouldn't bother to mention the axe-guitar the forsaken guy from LvL80ETC uses.

 

[black-magic]

A grand piano dropped from a great height...it's pretty hard to re-use though...

win.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Guitar. Jeff Jarrett and The Honky Tonk Man have proven that an acoustic guitar makes a great weapon!

 

[GrinningManiac]

There is such a thing as an Organ Gun, though I doubt it counts as an instrument

I'm very tempted to say Piano purely because I play it and I know how much the damn things hurt when they fall on you.

Eh...um...I'm gonna have to go with those long, Medieval horns that had the flags on the end, y'know, basically a pipe with one wide end they played to kings. Just imagine the "Thunk" that would make if you swung it at some Zombies

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Sax. Its got that little edge. Ick.

 

[MercurySteam]

A Guitar. Duh.

 

[my dog said quack]

hahaha I have THE best one---a BAND!!!! or symphony, whichever you prefer or a sax.

 

[El Poncho]

The piccalo play a very high note then stab them with it:|

 

[yeah_so_no]

Cello. It's already got a built-in metal spike, after all.

 

[Agent Larkin]

A very heavy Bass.

 

[nikobrein]

Flute Katana, or possibly a Piano missile launcher.

 

[Small Waves]

Whatever Merzbow uses. That shit can mow down innocent school children.

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Don't know what that is, but it must have some real juice to it.

 

[Motti]

A piano, just drop it on em.

What if they have an umbrella at the time?

 

[SamFancyPants252]

I'd use a mega recorder, you know, one of those metre long ones. There's on bigger than that (I used to play that one), but it'd be too heavy.
Nah, this one's the perfect weapon. Think about it, long, solid and easy to swing.
Watch out, all of you that transform into zombies.
I will be waiting.

 

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didgerie doo... its strong, hard and long