What music instrument would make the best weapon?

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Mozared

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This thread wins so hard I don't even know where to begin with praising it.

IMO, it depends. If you can set up a trap throwing down a pipe organ on somebody would likely make the most impact, though a solid guitar works well to hit with. In close combat you might want a flute, simply to use it as a hitting stick.
 

Zeramo

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konkwastaken said:
THE ANGEL SWORD!

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Ok yeah this is the best one I've seen so far
 

MBFCPresident

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A drum kit. You could use the cymbals, snares and toms as armor, the bass as a shield, sharpen the sticks for some discreet and handy blades or tie 'em together for a full sized sword. Nuff said.
 

Fbuh

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After watching FLCL, I'd have to go with the guitar. I wouldn't rule out cymbals, either. YOu could slice through someone with them.
 

Yukichin

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I vote the drum set! Drumsticks could be used to stab things, the cymbals could behead people, and you can use the drums to either break eardrums or smash heads!
 

Ziadaine_v1legacy

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Violin, Both an axe and you could shoot the little wood-strumming thing
Piano, Drop one on someone via crane and I hope they have enough for a funeral
Guitar, Its practically a giant axe and anyone who's played KH2 will know this:

 

A random person

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quiet_samurai said:
A piano, just drop it on em.
/thread. Or an organ.

As mentioned above, a guitar would be very effective. Or if you want ridiculously long weapons, try an oboe. A few swings could take out street gangs.
 

E.X.D.

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Lordofthesuplex said:
If FLCL has taught me anything, it's that rock guitars are the essential choice when it comes to using musical instruments as weapons of death. Specifically, the Gibson EB0 1961 model.
Nah ukulele machine guns are better.
 

sheic99

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A random person said:
quiet_samurai said:
A piano, just drop it on em.
/thread. Or an organ.

As mentioned above, a guitar would be very effective. Or if you want ridiculously long weapons, try an oboe. A few swings could take out street gangs.
You do know that an oboe is relatively small right?
 

Kilo24

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Devil May Cry 3 suggests a guitar. Nethack suggests a silver bell is an excellent weapon against lycanthropes, vampires and demons (an extra d20 damage per hit.)

Personally I'd go a cello with a sharpened spike at the base. You might be able to get a decent spear out of the thing. Or the cannon used in the 1812 Overture, despite being a an instrument secondarily.