Honestly?
A Mau? Name it Maus... german for mouse, and is also a kick-ass but depressing as hell graphic novel.
I'm going to resist the urge to do a slash-thread on that one. But you have to admit that is all sorts of awesome.
ARRRGH! THE AWESOME IS COMING OUT OF MY EYES!
(and just FYI, I had a cat I named 'Maus'.)