What Power should my new superhero have?

[Zorg Machine]

rip off cyanide and happyness and make an ass-rape man.
or give him telekinesis that only works on blue things.

 

[Subzerowings]

The ability to control time. That has to be the most overpowered ability ever.

 

[Mr. L]

grim adventures of something?

 

[effilctar]

Also guys, this is going to be quite a serious, maybe even a dark comic. I don't want silly ones like "lasers from the crotch" and stuff like that. Maybe a superpower that is so uncontrollable that it affects the hero's mentality. Like he can read minds but he doesn't know how to shut out the thoughts.

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

The ability to please a woman in bed.

 

[effilctar]

The ability to please a woman in bed.

Please read my post above your's. The only way that would possibly affect his mentality is by inflating his ego, and no one likes a smug bastard for a hero.

 

[LimeJester]

The ability to juice fruits using laser vision, unfortunately everything else except fruits are impervious to his/her/it's gaze.

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

The ability to please a woman in bed.

Please read my post above your's. The only way that would possibly affect his mentality is by inflating his ego, and no one likes a smug bastard for a hero.

Fine how about your hero sucks the life out of people trough touch. So he won't be able to please any wemon in bed, or have physical relations at all.

 

[DigitalSushi]

webcomic you say?, why he must have the ability to prove the cake is a lie, and be a pirate that runs the "this is sparta" line into the ground.

 

[effilctar]

The ability to please a woman in bed.

Please read my post above your's. The only way that would possibly affect his mentality is by inflating his ego, and no one likes a smug bastard for a hero.

Fine how about your hero sucks the life out of people trough touch. So he won't be able to please any wemon in bed, or have physical relations at all.

This is more along the lines of what I was thinking, something that can slowly eat away at his mind, not the power itself but the side-effects of the power. The loneliness can get to anyone

 

[Kilaknux]

Cryokinesis. Like Iceman, of course. It's a surprisingly verisitile power that could be adapted to a lot of different things.

 

[effilctar]

Cryokinesis. Like Iceman, of course. It's a surprisingly verisitile power that could be adapted to a lot of different things.

This is actually a great idea. Cryokinesis is such an underrated power as most people think the uses are limited to freezing objects and ice sliding. Perhaps if the main superhero had this power for once it would help them understand the versatility of the power.

 

[Latinidiot]

erm... a mentally unstable guy who bursts into flames when pissed, or something like that?

 

[L4hlborg]

Mind control. A very morally challenging power, since you can actually do many things with it that are absolutely wrong or well... it's almost allways wrong, whatever you do. That's why, it's a good power.

 

[Jedamethis]

Turn stuff to stone, or ice or whatever he wants...kind of like King Midas but not Gold

 

[effilctar]

erm... a mentally unstable guy who bursts into flames when pissed, or something like that?

Like the girl from Hellboy? On the topic of Hellboy, they had kids. I'd imagine that Hellboy would be rather "well endowed" and it would be quite painful for her.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Tunnel vision. He can be extremely focussed but is oblivious to his flanks. Also the power to summon furniture on demand.

On a very slightly more serious note how about he gets nano machine powers that are one-way so the more stronger he gets the less human he gets, e.g rough cold metallic looking skin. Also later on he slowly gets an alien hand [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand] that shows another side of him which you can fill up with all of the metaphoric and symbolic stuff. Also for the slight cool factor make him able to divert alot of blood flow to his eyes so he is able to have enhanced vision as well as having the eyes look bloodshot. That would be dope-in-a-can.

 

[frank220]

The ability to shoot strawberry yogurt out of your armpits. (Guess the reference)

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. It's partially hydrogenated!
OT: The power summon poisonous sandwiches so his enemies eat said sandwiches and die.