What random game would you want Yahtzee to review

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Kenko

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Ye Olde X-com games. Hope he bluntly ignores the idiocy and retardation that is the upcoming X-com.
 

crouchingtigress01

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While I know Yahtzee hates JRPGS (which I think this game counts as), but I believe that the story and videos of The Legend of Dragoon may really draw him in. Of course, the QTE super attacks might send him running for the hills, but you have to take the good with the bad, right? ^_^
 

gphjr14

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Tomba 2 only because the commercials were so weird.


And Project Justice because aside from MVCII its the only good fighter Capcoms produced in a long time.

 

SalamanderJoe

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Colony Wars Red Sun for the PS1. Because it be a good game and he said he missed air/space combat in the Halo Reach review.
 

Palademon

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If it were to be really random and not just a good game everyone knows, then Comic Jumper. Since he has reviewed 'Splosion Man and I want to see his ensuing "WTF".
 

SwimmingRock

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rockyoumonkeys said:
Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
YES! Just to hear all the long, ridiculous comparisons he could do, like:

"Breasts jiggle spastically all over the place like jello pudding snacks attempting to sumo wrestle after having heroin injected into their eyeballs... or nipples, I guess. Yeah, nipples are basically boob-eyes. That works."

Forgive poor attempt at Yahtzee-ism, please. It popped into my head and I couldn't resist.
 

Sazzlysarah

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Command and Conquer. Any of them, but ideally all of them in one big comparative review. It would be interesting to see how similar his views would be to what mine are.
 

smeghead25

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One of the original Oddworld's. Or I'd love to see him review Munch's Oddysee, I can imgagine he would have rather a lot of negative comments about that one :p
 

FalloutJack

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Here's a thought: Extermination

Let's see here... It's a survival horror game with bad voice-acting. He seems rather good at mocking those. Though, I happened to like this game for the work on the atmosphere, the events that go on, the hazards... As the mission pregresses, the base you're exploring WILL grow steadily worse. More horrific and dangerous. Funny thing: Several situations occur that you have to avoid instantly killing you (because it would definitely insta-kill a human being). No Quicktime Event. It's up to your own sorry ass to get out of the fire.

I dunno. I liked it, but not everyone else did at the time of its creation.