What religion would you create?
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I've already created my own religion: It's called bazookanism.
In bazookanism, I am God. Everyone else is poop-meat. Every day, 500 poop-meats go into "The pit" which is basically this really deep, really big hole in the ground. I then sit at the top of the pit with a bazooka and attempt to kill all of them. After 24 hours, the surviving poop-meats go to Heaven, and the rest are carted off to be fed to Hilary Clinton. Then 500 more poop-meats go into the pit.
Why base the after-life on something stupid like morality, when you can base it on an actually useful skill... like the ability to dodge bazooka fire...?
In bazookanism, I am God. Everyone else is poop-meat. Every day, 500 poop-meats go into "The pit" which is basically this really deep, really big hole in the ground. I then sit at the top of the pit with a bazooka and attempt to kill all of them. After 24 hours, the surviving poop-meats go to Heaven, and the rest are carted off to be fed to Hilary Clinton. Then 500 more poop-meats go into the pit.
Why base the after-life on something stupid like morality, when you can base it on an actually useful skill... like the ability to dodge bazooka fire...?
Now, which would you like more?MaxTheReaper said:
An Army of Gundams, Army of MechWarriors, or army of Spartans with full Shoop-da-Whoop capability?
Basically me as leader but with a team of smart followers to do most of the work for me.
Fairly strict utilitarian rules. I'd have my own harem (duh). Followers must own at least one Korpiklaani album.
The temple or HQ or whatever you want to call it, would be at the top of an absolutely huge tree. If you can't climb to the top, you're out.
Fairly strict utilitarian rules. I'd have my own harem (duh). Followers must own at least one Korpiklaani album.
The temple or HQ or whatever you want to call it, would be at the top of an absolutely huge tree. If you can't climb to the top, you're out.
I'm already working on my own religion. I call it The Spirits of Compassion but that's just a working title. I have very few followers. I think only two but it might be more. It's in the early stages. The first project is a solo project, teaching a class on Christianity at a Unitarian Universalist church. The long term goal is to become a meta-church. We do not seek to take followers away from other churches, or get them into a highly organized congregation. Rather, we seek to gain followers who will stay where they are and work towards putting compassion first in their communities and churches. My personal bibles are the Tao Te Jhing and the Gospels but I will be working from Frank Herbert's Dune series as a model for speculative religious progress and will use other texts that I or others in the church find useful.
You haven't met Max, have you? I wouldn't be surprised if he's the re-incarnation of Nietzche, except he appears to have far more style.CorvinBlack said:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bacontologyism
I am a Bacontologyist. I worship his pink body and I have been honoured to take up the frying pan and SMITE all the enemies of Bacon!
JOIN THE REVOLUTION AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!
I am a Bacontologyist. I worship his pink body and I have been honoured to take up the frying pan and SMITE all the enemies of Bacon!
JOIN THE REVOLUTION AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!
I would make a religion where every person is equal regardless of race, colour or gender. OH AND EVERYONE HAS TO WHERE CHICKEN HATS AND PONCHOS!!!
A religion Based around puns. The ranks would be punny. The scriptures punny. And you had better pray that the services will be punny. it will also worship cats and armadillos and people will wear hats. Bowler hats, top hats, fedora's, proper cowboy hats, and any kind of pirate hats. And yes it will also be piratey.
Probably an insanely evil version of the Catholic Church with me as the god/head/divine etheral tyrant-for-infinity
And before you go sayin' that the C.C. is evil anyhow, I'm saying WITHOUT the attempts to cover it up.
I'm just kiddin', big P, you and your guys are swell
And before you go sayin' that the C.C. is evil anyhow, I'm saying WITHOUT the attempts to cover it up.
I'm just kiddin', big P, you and your guys are swell