What 's your favorite WTF phrase?

[kannibus]

I take this one from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. It comes from when Arthur and his knights have their giant wooden bunny catapulted back at them.

"JESUS CHRIST!"

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I'd probably say something like "well... fuck."

I'm a to the point kinda person.

I'd prob end up saying Well, fuck me. I know this girl who would say Fuck me sideways(yeah, weird right?) My favorite though, although not sure if it counts is what Duke says, and if you have to ask for it, you jill never realize its awesomeness.

 

[Bullmatthews]

To quote the great Duke Nukem I would say:

I'm going to kick all your asses and still have time to watch Oprah

 

[Jaranja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VEyF3iKcc&feature=related

End of really.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Exqueeze me of bacon powder?

 

[twcblaze]

"son of a *****!" for the liberal usage it received in the entire Red vs. Blue series.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Dios Mio!

I tend to say that too, despite not being Spanish

[sup]fear my invisible bump! *laughs evilly*[/sup]

 

[ace_of_something]

If coming across a surprise in a video game I tend to say 'there's a dude(s) here/there!' or some variation thereof. In real life situations I tend to say 'sweet (noun)' the noun in question is either christmas, Jesus, fuck, or something random. (Sweet mother of pete!)

Or "the (curse word)?" As in "the shit?" "the fuck?" or "the hell?"

 

[GrinningManiac]

"The Hell?"...I don't say "What", because it's funnier that way

Or "Feck", which I originally said as a joke (watched too much O'Brien) and now I say it naturally. Great way to stop actual swearing

 

[Koeryn]

"...huh."

*gasp* Is your coat sort've a brownish color?

OT:

"No. Not without incident." *Kills room full of people* "I'm coming for you." *shoots out screen*
'Cause Equilibrium was awesome.

Things I say?

"Well... Damn(Fuck or shit work as well)."

"Balls."

"Thrice damned son of a WHORE!" is probably my favorite.

 

[DonPandon]

"Enough is enough!! I' Had it with this MF snakes on this MF plane [..] !!!"

 

[keybird]

Holy shit on a fucking sandwich