What 's your favorite WTF phrase?

[Urgh76]

Mr. wonka................. WHAT THE FU- *BOOM* hehehe from where charlie gives back the everlasting gobstopper

EDIT: wait, wrong WTF thread oops, i'd have to say "DAMN YOU KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Spacelord]

I think the one I use most is "Okay... ... ... What. What? Really what?"

It ain't clever, but it's the truth.

 

[Ibanez887]

Me and my friends usually say "Thanks!" in a super high pitched sarcastic voice
It compliments any situation quite nicely

 

[The Night Shade]

something badass like when youre fighting a giant robot i would say "IT SHOULD BE BIGGER"

 

[Rolling 20]

If faced with that kind of scenario I would say one of a few things:

"Ugh"
OR
"...Figures"
Or
"...Typical"
OR
"Damnit! Every time!"
OR
"*sigh*...there's always one"

 

[Mad Gab]

Me, probably "huh....typical" (with a curl to the lip)

 

[BenzSmoke]

"Oh sweet Jesus on a birchwood raft." I use this one myself.

Double take then say: "Whu Whu Whuuut?!"

 

[dancinginfernal]

"What? No, really. What the fuck?"
Got that from my Uncle actually.

 

[Toahne]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot or What the French Toast!

Ahh caffeine... Such a wonderful thing.

 

[Reklore]

"Wat?" (eaten by T-Rex)

 

[Pm0n3y]

Jesus MonkeyShit-Fucking Christ!

One i just thought of.

 

[WolfThomas]

"Bees are on the what now?"

 

[MGlBlaze]

Well, it depends on what was happening.

Something really bad about to happen to me, like a jet about to launch a missile on my position;
"Aw, come on, gimme a break!"

I somehow manage to survive and something worse happens;
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me..."

Someone says something I find very stupid;
"Stop flapping your lips and making sounds come out; none of it is useful for anything except inducing headaches."

Same as above but worse;
I wouldn't say anything; I'd just glare at them, filled with contempt.

Self-explanatory, really;
"Well... we're screwed."

An 'Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' scenario.
"No."
"Did you really just ask that?"
"What did I JUST say?"
"42."
"The Game."
"(sarcastically)You are indeed a very intelligent man/woman."

Just off the top of my head.

 

[Spaghetti]

"Jesus Christ on a Bicycle!", or the shorter version "Christ on a bike!". Oh, and there is always "Shit on a stick!"

 

[Mondo_Generator]

"Sweet merciful crap!", that's a favorite of mine.

 

[Scorch_Phoenix]

"Oh hello, Didn't notice you there" As the legions of hell descend upon me.

"That blows my mind! Guess that makes two of us." As I blow the first zombie's head off.

"Hope you brought plenty of ammo guys, this might take a while" when faced with a black ops team.

 

[GamerLuck]

"Holy Shi'ite in a bomb factory!!".... not very politically correct or religiously sensitive, but it gets the message across easy enough...

 

[Radelaide]

I do like "Um... what the hell ass balls?" My friends like it ^_^

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I very frequently substitute "mouth" with "dick" when I'm telling people to shut it.

Edit: oh, you meant something to substitute WTF with, not something that makes people react like "WTF"

I'm quite a fan of "You what?" (or "You fucking WHAT!?!?!?" depending on the intensity)