What 's your favorite WTF phrase?

[FeralPhantom]

"What in the unholy name of Cthulhu!?"

one of my favorites

 

[Godavari]

Wutfux?

 

[lovefist233]

"What the buggering fuck?"
or
"Well bugger me sideways with a wire brush"

are my main ones, or otherwise an extremely deadpan "great..."

 

[Baby Eater]

by the tenticles of cthulu!
by the testicles of zeus!

 

[icekiller453]

.........
That's what I'd Say (As in nothing)

 

[stiborge]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And i'm all out of gum."

 

[LewsTherin]

"...huh."

 

[DrScoobs]

Have you ever saw one of those action movies where there's a scene where the main character would come across something big or uncountable number of enemies, and he would say something clever or funny, remarking on his current plight?

Have you ever heard one of those phrases, and it stuck out in you mind?

Or would you say and/or do something clever in a situation like that?

I would say something along the lines of: "Aw, you gotta be shittin' me" (complete with facepalm), or i probably wouldn't say anything at all, i would probably just stare, mouth gaping wide open at my misfortune.

How about you?

'Wow! Thats Funny!

 

[JRCB]

"Oh balls."

I use that daily. In partnership with "Shit nuggets", "shittles", and "crapples". Yes, I make curse terms using food.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I'll take a few phrases from this thread: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.151690#3597313

EDIT: Ah.. I misinterpreted the meaning of WTF.

I'll take my leave.. *Tip-toes out of thread*

 

[Baby Eater]

One I just knocked up.

is he putting on 2 pairs of glasses?

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'd probably go with the classic "You gotta be SHITTIN' me!"

 

[curty129]

Turning to your right, looking a little shocked and exclaiming "Joseph, I think I'd rather you didn't eat that pineapple wi..SQUUUUUEE."

But in all seriousness. I like "You're shitting me."

 

[Tartarga]

The main character steps out of his house to see a zombie apocalypse, the camera zooms in on his face and he says "Fuck" all nonchalant and what not. Epic.

 

[JohnReaper]

*slight chuckle * this is just fliping beautiful man next time why dont you insult their mums as well?

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Oh. Well...fuck."

Simple, but effective.

 

[DarkRyter]

I'm the GOddamn batman!?

 

[A Weary Exile]

I've got a few:

"What in Satan's glorious name are you talking about?"

"Jesus tap-dancin' Christ!"

or simply

"...........what?"

The long pause is important.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

" (Low whisper)God Fuc (yell)KING DAMN IT!"

"Get the lube, we're fucked"

"You have fun with that, I'll be over here not getting raped like a drunk prostitute on a Saturday afternoon in Rapeville"

"By the holy name of the Lord David Koresh!"