What 's your favorite WTF phrase?

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Vanguard_Ex

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When I can remember to use it, my personal and home-made favourite is
Jesus dog-murdering Christ
 

Baby Eater

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jesus non-existent-christ!
oh poopy
bullocks
oh shit
fuck
*insane laugh*
I need more ammo
 

Kuchinawa212

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Oh my Gandi!

WTF levels have just risen to amounts higher then the sheilds can take. (used when watching Star Trek)
 

Enzeru92

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"Suuuuuuuuuuon of a *****" forgot from where but its always in my head when something bad happens
 

T5seconds

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I just say...

Every second you don?t *Bla Bla Bla* God kills a kitten...

Save the kittens...
 

Aerodyamic

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It depends entirely on the situation... if I'm being presented with unusual levels of human stupidity, my usual response is "someone get out on the dumb side of bed this morning."

However, if it's just crap that there's no help for it's "D.N.F.C, S.E.F.P." or "Dilligaf?"

"Do. Not. Fucking. Care. Someone. Else's. Fucking. Problem." and "Do I look like I give a fuck?"

Yes, I realize they're both acronyms, but in my defense, I rarely ever explain them, leaving the recipients feeling dumber than usual.
 

King of the N00bs

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"Stick around." Arnold in predator

or "oh herro!" which was kim jong il in team america

or "to the pain" from westley in the princess bride
 

lostclause

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"Holy-flaming-zombie-Jesus" from Futurama is a favourite of mine, if only for the looks you get when you say it.
 

Hazy

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[HEADING=2]You have got to be... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?[/HEADING]
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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Usually either a monotonous "What." or "That's just lovely."

On special occasions I might use "Damn it, Mephistopheles/Bahamut/Physics, we had a deal!!"
 

mechanixis

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I always come up with great exclamations but neveer get opportunities to implement them. Right now it's the Lovecraftian "What the fhtagn?"