What should we do with the moon?

[cult-of-the-odd]

put a super secret super hero base of operations on it

 

[lacktheknack]

Spoiler: I love this image

Totally do that with it.

You've made my day. That was almost as funny as a ZP moment.

Oh, and we should colonize it.

 

[Dogstile]

i would shape the moon into the shape of a missile, hollow it out, fill it with nuclear weaponry, and engines

screw you, alien invaders

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

I'd recommend destroying the country that teaches people to spell "global" as "golbal."

It was a typo, and didn't spot it in time.



Fine, the common sense average then.

Sorry, but common sense says that dropping the moon anywhere on the planet is a BAAAAAAAAAAD idea. Try again.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Build a large terraforming laser or MAC on it to help defend us from alien attacks. =)

Even more fun: Tether it so it's orbit stops degrading and it won't fly off and fuck us over in a thousand years.

 

[lacktheknack]

Hmm, an interesting topic. I think I'd do two things if I owned the moon:

1. Colonize it as much as possible, trying to set up as many self-sustaining colonies on the moon as possible, while sending up resources to the moon via spaceships every now and then.

2. Harvest it for as many natural resources and micro-organisms as can be found, using half of the resources for the aforementioned colonies and half of them to help meet the world's needs.

You're too damn helpful. Got any really fun ideas?

 

[Teh Ty]

I say we put a huge decal on it. Like Chuck Norris or something. Or just put a huge decal that just says "MOON"

 

[dalek sec]

Turn it into a giant thunderdome for all lifers and death row inmates.

 

[Chris^^]

whats already happened? CHINESE MOON CITY

sorry, mock the week moment..

 

[shadowstriker86]

I know exactly what to do with it. Do what they did in futurama and make the entire rock into a theme park / resort / timeshare place on one half but on the other half make it into a futuristic city

btw my prediction is that either McDonalds or Panda Express will be the first fast food places on the moon / in space

 

[dalek sec]

*sings*Chavs on the moon*

I thought we were sending them to the sun?

Spoiler

 

[Darth Pope]

Paint the Half Life lambada on it.

 

[Darth Pope]

Send it towards the Earth and have fun watching what happens while I sit in the safety of my spacecraft with a telly to see what's happening.

I'm gonna get the popcorn now.

Your televisions not going to last long with out any broadcast stations.

 

[TheSentinel]

I would put a crapload of people and animals on it, then nuke it. Wait a hundred years or so, and BOOM, Real-Life Fallout.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I would have a message inscribed on it:

"Don't Panic" Pan galactic gargle blaster for the reference.

That or:

"Science. It works bitches." Just to see the looks on the faces of the worlds science shunning religious communities.

Both of these would be done in secret so it would seem like an act of god.

 

[Andalusa]

I would turn it into a giant Disco Ball!

 

[Sonicron]

I'm too lazy to go through 8 pages of posts now, but if it hasn't been suggested already...

In the Transmetropolitan comics it's revealed that due to the ever-growing population on Earth, naturally, the demand for cheap and clean energy rose as well. So what did they do...? They flew to Mars, covered the ENTIRE SURFACE of the planet in solar panels, developed a way to transfer the collected energy to storage devices on Earth, and Bingo! No more energy problems. I guess you could apply that to the moon. ^^

 

[Neonbob]

wonderful reference

I love you for that.
Really, I do.
Your and Ula's ideas could be combined into one giant ball of coolness!

 

[Sonicron]

Your and Ula's ideas could be combined into one giant ball of coolness!

Hey, I suppose they could. How awesome would that be? Ridiculously cheap energy with the added bonus of providing us with an ultra-cool 24/7 light show! ^^

-EDIT- Yay, just got a call from a buddy... it's time for a pub crawl! Have a pleasant evening.

 

[Jharry5]

A prison colony would be the serious answer.
But I'd actually paint it different colours, just to lighten the mood of a night sky (grey is just dull...)