What should we do with the moon?

[LINKXIII]

.....Eat it....

 

[Kriptonite]

Use it as a weapon to terrorize all that oppose me muhahahaha!! *cough* hmm...sorry about that, what I meant was give it to charity.*innocence*

 

[AboveUp]

We should use a giant laser and write the word "HA" in it, as an homage to the most amazing hero of our generation: The Tick.

Ah, Chairface Chippendale. You were such a rolemodel to me.

I say we leave the moon where it is. Isn't the slow destruction of one planet enough?
*aims missiles*
We should learn from the mistakes we've made on our own planet, before seeking out any others
*fires missiles*
What moon?

 

[mikecoulter]

I'd say colonise it with a small space base. For low-gravity experiments and practice for when we reach Mars...

 

[Soxafloppin]

this, anyone disagree?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I would build a giant laser on it to turn it into a doomsday super weapon and then use it to take over the world.

But that's just me.........

Would you name it the Alan Parsans Project?

Who is Alan Parsans?

Oh, I thought you were refering to Austin Powers. Sorry.

 

[DND Judgement]

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

your idea is way cooler than mine so lets go with this...

 

[cowbell40]

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

And there'll be ridiculous tides; everyone will surf all the time!

 

[Bigsmith]

I would turn it into an earth evacuation center for when the climate realy goes belly up, the we can wait a few hundred years on the moon untill the climate begins to settle down. Then we go and reconlanize it with a single leader.

 

[EchetusXe]

One must consider these three points:

1. Can I have sex with it?
2. Can I eat it?
3. If I can't shag it or eat it, then why should I tolerate it's existence?

I'll get the missiles ready.

Did you get that out of something? If not then that is very awesome!

No, I was just channelling the spirit of Jack the Ripper.

very, very good point...

i'll help.

but can i write my name on it first?

You help me to fulfil my life long ambitions of penetrating the Moon and you can write your name anywhere you wish.

 

[SoranMBane]

I would coat the entire thing in tinfoil, so that it would be even shinier in the night sky. If you want something practical, though, I could put some high-tech biodomes up there for growing food crops. Either that, or put all our top-secret research facilities up there, so that when something goes wrong, the ravenous supermutants can't kill us.

 

[Cortheya]

I'd build a giant space cannon and shoot the moon at mars. Damn aliens.

Sorta like the mission going on now. A rocket is going to impact the moon in order to send up a cloud of dust. A second shuttle is going to be behind to analyze the dust for traces of water and other things.

 

[vamp rocks]

harvest it for HE3 and sell it cheaper than gasoline and make bajillions!!!!!!!!

25 years later:

company lawyers: "theres no clones... this man is obviously foreign and crazy..."

 

[Jaythulhu]

Absolutely nothing. It doesn't belong to any particular country or group of people, and it's far to valuable to our own planet to start messing around with it. Doing things to it suggests that someone owns it, and could irrevocably damage our own ecosystems.

Take people up to it, let them have a walk around, sure. Things should not be built on it though.

 

[HentMas]

carve my face in the side facing earth, hehehehe, or the all new resort!! dont know, a casino tipe of place??? like Las Vegas just it would be called Las Lunas!

hahaha

Keep the Halo fans up there... Bye!

why do yo have to do that??

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Crash the moon into the Earth and suck out all of the Earth's lifestream being reborn as a god in the process...
Muhahahaha FF7 reference for evil geniuses!
Evilest idea yet!

 

[space_oddity]

Transform it into a giant disco ball so that no matter what time it is, there's always a party somewhere on earth.

I love you