What should we do with the moon?

[AlexTheBucket2112]

Spoiler: Or something like this, since Im a romantic bastard.

This FTW

(incomming movie reference)
anyway, I would I'd turn it into a second earth and put death row inmates and people serving life in prison on it and make them survive for the viewing public.

But I would also somehow let the moon keep its already neccisary properties. I can't remember what it does for the earth but I would make sure it can still do it.

 

[Rigs83]

I dont know. As it is now, the moon is vital to our ecosystem here on earth. Adding mass may throw off our tidal schedule, so mass colonization may be out. Then again harvesting resources from in would decrease its mass, again affecting the earth. I say we leave it as is and admire it when we take that special girl out for a date.

We don't have the resources to remove enough mass from either planetary body to noticeably affect the orbit so no worries. Now if that happens in the future of 1999 were screwed.
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[Zhalath]

Get all the people I don't like to move into condos on the moon, then launch the moon into the sun. Before that, I'd mine the inside of the moon, and use those mined minerals, as well as Earth rock, to make a new moon, so the tides don't screw up too much.

 

[Amplify]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

 

[PirateKing]

Transform it into a giant disco ball so that no matter what time it is, there's always a party somewhere on earth.

 

[72Chevy]

Colorize it like Ted Turner.

 

[Sigel]

Hippies won't shut up about landfills; turn the moon into a giant landfill. Hippies also won't shut up about nuclear dumping; dump it all on the moon. We could also do the reasonable thing and carve my name in it.

We could just dump the hippies on the moon. They are biodegradable.

 

[DarkRyter]

I'd have sex with it.

 

[The_Chief]

i'd moonwalk on it. then i'd shove it up my nose.

 

[NotAPie]

Heres a list of what I would do with the moon.
1. Draw A Giant Happy Face.
2. Be Immature and Draw a penis on the moon then make cock jokes.
3. Write my name on it.
4. Make it blue.
5. Make it red.
6. Build a house on it.

 

[hebdomad]

Apparently the moon contains lots of Helium-3 which is a rare energy source. So in short I'd mine the moon and become even more filthy rich.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium-3

Step 0. Get funding from Riched Brandson and other crazy rich persons.
Step 1. Set up independent and self-sufficient base on (or over) the moon.(With Earth like gravity for personnel)
Step 2. Build super laser and declare independence from all earth nations.
Step 3. Then sell helium-3 back to earth at premium prices.
Step 4. Offer side facing earth for advertising. (make even more money)
Step 5. Milk the earth dry of money, skilled persons, and high tech weapons.
Step 6. Take over Mars. (Slowly buy out Earth as well)

Continue till faster than light travel is developed.

 

[DiamondJim]

Cover it with LEDs and have spectacular light shows every night.

Woo!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

Actually, destroying America would only lower the global IQ average. The sad truth is, you'd have to destroy third world countries if you wanted to raise IQ levels. If you do end up destroying on, I'd recommend destroying the country that teaches people to spell "global" as "golbal."

Now if you wanted to lower the global obesity level, then by all means, sink America.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Ever heard of the homeless???
Lets give them a home... YaY two birds one bottle of Jim

best idea posted here.
personaly, i would keep it the way it is. i find that some things are better left alone, and i think the moon is one of those things

 

[CompanionCube]

Ad-space,it pays for it's freaking self.

*business man laugh*

 

[Zhalath]

Hippies won't shut up about landfills; turn the moon into a giant landfill. Hippies also won't shut up about nuclear dumping; dump it all on the moon. We could also do the reasonable thing and carve my name in it.

We could just dump the hippies on the moon. They are biodegradable.

I cannot argue with that logic. That logic is infallible.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

put rockets on it and invade Mars

 

[ssgt splatter]

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

Yeah, but there is the possibilty of causing a deadly meteor shower.

Me: I'd colonize it cause Earth is running out of space for the explosive population.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Carve a smiley face on it.