What should we do with the moon?

[geldonyetich]

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

We're working on it [http://www.siliconvalley.com/ci_12590357].

I'm crossing my fingers that our understandings of astrophysics is correct and this little experiment won't upset its orbit.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Exactly! Next step: celestial bodies!
[sup]Jupiter is next.[/sup]

But it is made of Un-Nukeable gases.

I...it...but...
Aw, screw it. Something will make it blow up.
And I will find that something.
I shall, or my scientists will die trying!

We already tried to accidently nuke Jupiter. We dropped a satellite into it.

We haven't all died yet, so it didn't actually work.

 

[Neonbob]

I would hold a vote and come up with the single greatest human being ever and carve his/her face into the moon. Then when it's full, his/her face will be looking down on Earth.

I believe it would be rather beautiful...

You...you would trust that to a VOTE?
It would probably wind up being some stupid popular singer of the moment...gah.

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

We're working on it [http://www.siliconvalley.com/ci_12590357].

I'm crossing my fingers that our understandings of astrophysics is correct and this little experiment won't upset its orbit.

They're getting there...but I want it chunkified.

We already tried to accidentally nuke Jupiter. We dropped a satellite into it.

We haven't all died yet, so it didn't actually work.

How is dropping a satellite into Jupiter equivalent to nuking it?

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

We're working on it [http://www.siliconvalley.com/ci_12590357].

I'm crossing my fingers that our understandings of astrophysics is correct and this little experiment won't upset its orbit.

That has to be the most stupidest idea ever.

But will this blow the WHOLE moon up?

 

[Endocrom]

Carve the letters "CHA" into it with a slightly unfinished "A"

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I would hold a vote and come up with the single greatest human being ever and carve his/her face into the moon. Then when it's full, his/her face will be looking down on Earth.

I believe it would be rather beautiful...

Yeah, but I wouldn't leave that up to a vote, otherwise we'd just get moot again.

 

[lizards]

send all the dumb people up their like micheal atkinson or the people of fox news

 

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[salamarian]

I would use it to store nuclear waste and other things I don't want on this planet, like Wakka from final fantasy.

 

[LCP]

Shape it like an ass.
just because i can

 

[shaboinkin]

offer a free shuttle service to the moon and open a theme park. Think about having a roller coaster with no wind resistance and low gravity...oh man...I just crapped my pants

 

[dubious_wolf]

lets just leave it alone... is that an option? living/colonizing it would be useless. firstly we already know that there aren't any sparkle raisin-bread dragons, secondly there arent any natural resources to be had and terraforming is a long arduous process that is very expensive and since I'm broke after paying for the bloody thing I'm not in a position to fund a mass terraforming project... and thirdly paying for regular shipping to and fro the previously stated location would cause such a massive hike in gas prices everyone left on earth would feel extreme ire toward their moon brethren. A huge civil war would break out over this gas dilemma and then we would be even more fucked than before... hold on didn't a video game recently come out based around that whole principle except it took place on mars...?

 

[Endocrom]

Carve the letters "CHA" into it with a slightly unfinished "A"

Hm? I don't understand.

OT: I got an idea. Let's build a thin ring around the Earth, then connect the moon to the ring via a giant bridge.

It's from The Tick. See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chairface_Chippendale

 

[LordChhaya]

Write fuck off Germany on it.

 

[Chicago Ted]

What if we give the moon its own moon?

 

[theSovietConnection]

Absolutely nothing. I'd just stand on there and throw rocks at the Earth.

 

[Juraz]

Advertise smoking or drugs on it.

 

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[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

i would put it on white bread and eat it