What should we do with the moon?

[dubious_wolf]

Ad-space,it pays for it's freaking self.

*business man laugh*

Oh my God. thats freaking brilliant!!!!! I'm investing!!!!

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Make it a prison colony. Mike's waiting.

 

[LordChhaya]

i would put it on white bread and eat it

I'm sure the Moon is deliciously cheesy.

 

[Starke]

Colonize it. Possibly mine it as well. We need to get extra terrestrial colonies in place ASAP, to offset the ecological impact on Earth, and to learn what we can through space exploration.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Easy turn into a factory planet thing and make all the stuff we need up there and grow food down here.

It'll be great until they turn on use and use the tanks they are making up there against us

 

[Yoshemo]

Make the worlds biggest stick and let tourists pay 5$ to poke it. we'll be rich!

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Have sex with it... but only after the third date.

When I break up with it for Mars though I think we are all going to pay for it, sorry.

 

[Dorian]

You...you would trust that to a VOTE?
It would probably wind up being some stupid popular singer of the moment...gah.

Yeah, but I wouldn't leave that up to a vote, otherwise we'd just get moot again.

Only the competent people! None of the internet fuckers with little clue of the gravity their vote has.

And it would be a set list of those who helped the human race the most. CERTAINLY not someone who's initials are MJ.

 

[Neonbob]

Only the competent people! None of the internet fuckers with little clue of the gravity their vote has.

And it would be a set list of those who helped the human race the most. CERTAINLY not someone who's initials are MJ.

Ah. Okay. That makes more sense.


<color=white>[sup]Would I be one of the people?[/sup]

Even better: animate the sculpture!

 

[mklnjbh]

I would turn the moon into a combi-death star/grav gun to drag over one of Saturns moons (there's so damn many, no-one would care), blow it up to make rings for earth and then we would have rings and a death star that can drag moons to it.

It will be like paddleball, except with a giant laser instead of a paddle... and you only get to use each ball once... and then there is a crapload of debris... and the earth gets rings at some point.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Blow it all to smithereens. It's 60% hollow anyway.
Apparently, scientifically and mathematically it's impossible for the Moon to even exist, and yet it does.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Do everything possible to simulate earth and then live there. Or maybe just spray paint "EAT PUSSY" on it.

Oh, we totally do.

 

[philzibit]

I'm surprised some huge company hasn't bought it for ad space. Imagine, you look up at the moon, and it's the 360 logo.

 

[B-lockdown080]

Blow that shit up.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

You...you would trust that to a VOTE?
It would probably wind up being some stupid popular singer of the moment...gah.

Yeah, but I wouldn't leave that up to a vote, otherwise we'd just get moot again.

Only the competent people! None of the internet fuckers with little clue of the gravity their vote has.

And it would be a set list of those who helped the human race the most. CERTAINLY not someone who's initials are MJ.

Awww...but I love Mick Jagger...

 

[Sweep117]

i would put it on white bread and eat it

I'm sure the Moon is deliciously cheesy.

I believe it is. In fact, I think it's dangerously cheesy!

Paintball. On the moon. Think about it.

 

[Icehearted]

I grantee you all that if it were in any way feasible, big money corporations would try to have their logo branded on it. Imagine if it looked like the AT&T logo, or had Microsoft's Windows logo on it.

It's probably only a matter of time.

 

[luna_moth]

Carve the letters "CHA" into it with a slightly unfinished "A"

Hm? I don't understand.

OT: I got an idea. Let's build a thin ring around the Earth, then connect the moon to the ring via a giant bridge.

It's from The Tick. See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chairface_Chippendale

In that case, I shall remove that C you carved.

Then it will be like the moon is constantly laughing at Earth

 

[Moose Fisher]

Turn it into a (inter)national park.

Small research bases would be allowed on it.