What should we do with the moon?

[Srdb]

Send all the liberals to the moon and let them make it green.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Put it in my cupboard so only I get to see it.... No one else.... My moon... mine.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

We should build colonies on it, and attack the secret Marsians. They're there, I know it.

 

[socialtangent]

this, anyone disagree?

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Yes. DO THIS.

 

[Amplify]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

I'd recommend destroying the country that teaches people to spell "global" as "golbal."

It was a typo, and didn't spot it in time.

Fine, the common sense average then.

Sorry, but common sense says that dropping the moon anywhere on the planet is a BAAAAAAAAAAD idea. Try again.

It's a thread of whatever we personally want to do with the moon, not what's a good idea. Mind you, what I want to do with it now has changed slightly from dropping it on America, to dropping it on you. Repercussions be damned.

 

[BoxCutter]

We need to find the mooninites and ask them, they know best.

 

[Xanadeas]

I'd terraform it. It'd become yet another place for me to live. It would be where I kept my thrown of power after having taken over the Earth.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

I'd recommend destroying the country that teaches people to spell "global" as "golbal."

It was a typo, and didn't spot it in time.

Fine, the common sense average then.

Sorry, but common sense says that dropping the moon anywhere on the planet is a BAAAAAAAAAAD idea. Try again.

It's a thread of whatever we personally want to do with the moon, not what's a good idea. Mind you, what I want to do with it now has changed slightly from dropping it on America, to dropping it on you. Repercussions be damned.

Good luck finding out where I live. Now I want to eat it's delicious cheesiness so that when you find me, you don't have a moon to drop on me.

 

[Pali]

I actually own a few square metres of the moon, so I hope they build something on it. I always wanted to be a landlord.

 

[mdk31]

I'd build a gravity generator that makes the surface gravity 1 g, but somehow doesn't affect its own orbit or Earth's. Then I'd make a magnetic field generator to deflect the sun's lethal radiation. Then I'd build an atmosphere generator to generate an Earth-like atmosphere. After that, I'd get plants and animals and all that from Earth. Then I'd rent out living space on my newly-terraformed moon.

 

[Archemetis]

Put this face on it

Spoiler: this face

Edit:

this, anyone disagree?

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Yes. DO THIS.

Fuck...

 

[CaseZero]

Lets build a Death Star

 

[happysock]

I'd carve it into a giant bum so when you look up at it you can get a few laughs out of it, either a bum or giant boobies

 

[herbstwerk]

Lets build a Death Star

same idea here...

...although i fear it will end up more or less like this:

 

[Amplify]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

I'd recommend destroying the country that teaches people to spell "global" as "golbal."

It was a typo, and didn't spot it in time.

Fine, the common sense average then.

Sorry, but common sense says that dropping the moon anywhere on the planet is a BAAAAAAAAAAD idea. Try again.

It's a thread of whatever we personally want to do with the moon, not what's a good idea. Mind you, what I want to do with it now has changed slightly from dropping it on America, to dropping it on you. Repercussions be damned.

Good luck finding out where I live. Now I want to eat it's delicious cheesiness so that when you find me, you don't have a moon to drop on me.

That's the beauty of dropping a moon on people! You don't have to be accurate, just hit the earth itself and chances are you will get them directly or indirectly. :¬)

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd drop it on America and raise the golbal IQ average.

I'd recommend destroying the country that teaches people to spell "global" as "golbal."

It was a typo, and didn't spot it in time.

Fine, the common sense average then.

Sorry, but common sense says that dropping the moon anywhere on the planet is a BAAAAAAAAAAD idea. Try again.

It's a thread of whatever we personally want to do with the moon, not what's a good idea. Mind you, what I want to do with it now has changed slightly from dropping it on America, to dropping it on you. Repercussions be damned.

Good luck finding out where I live. Now I want to eat it's delicious cheesiness so that when you find me, you don't have a moon to drop on me.

That's the beauty of dropping a moon on people! You don't have to be accurate, just hit the earth itself and chances are you will get them directly or indirectly. :¬)

Damn... good thing you don't control the moon then.

 

[Jenkins]

we should build an amusement park on the moon.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I was gonna show a clip of Megas XLR and what they did to the moon, but I decided not to.
OT: Build a golf course. Try those 36 holes now. http://failblog.org/2009/05/21/mini-golf-sign-fail/

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Personally I am for colonisation of the moon. There isn't much there to do with it but it would be a GREAT research project to get future colonisation projects off the ground and done accurately enough to survive. Being only a few days away by modern means any screw ups wouldn't be life or death situation for the inhabitants, as long as proper safties are in place, and would teach us what not to do in the future.

Then, if someone gets off their fat arse and funds a real space program again, we could look into asteroid mining operations and other such things. The moon would make an ideal foundry for such a project and allow for superior manufacturing, particularly of large space going craft.

Bet it is beautiful watching the earth rise over the horizon.