What sort of crazy old person will you end up as?

[ASan83]

The traditional kind. Yelling at kids to get off my lawn while angrily shaking a cane is one of the few things I'm looking forward to about getting older.

 

[Dusty Fred]

I'm not so sure as I'd actually want to live to be an old man. As far as I can tell, old age is basically an exercise in controlled disintegration. I mean, biologically speaking, the human body is at its peak somewhere between 25 and 30. So by the time you're double that age things are really going to start getting run-down and worn out. Plus I'd prefer to die in an anecdote (my current favourite is a runaway airship incident)as opposed to staggering into my body's expiry date.

If I did find myself at an autumnal age, I would sport an exquisite moustache, waxed into finely tapering ends (I'm thinking along the lines of Edward Drinker Cope); a fine pipe filled with nothing but the best tobacco and I would berate anyone who would listen -and a good few more besides- with Abe Simpson-style senile ramblings.

 

[LongAndShort]

The kind walking around in a monocle and top hat, smoking a pipe and wielding a sword cane.
Fuck. Yeah.

 

[Rawne1980]

The one I am now.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Crazy cat lady probably.

I'm not sure though.

 

[The Virgo]

Probably one of those really cantankerous old guys who hate everything and spit out profanity at every oportunity.


I imagine that I'd be like this guy, except a little more reserved.

 

[kebab4you]

That weird guy that only sit on his port and shout at kids that pass by, that and make it a living hell for the person that is insane enough to take care of me.

Oh and bore my grand children with storied about the 90´s!

 

[JezebelinHell]

I'll be the old guy who paces around his house, yelling out the window at kids to get off his lawn, even though they're on the sidewalk across the street, known for trying to take pot shots at said kids with a push broom I painted black during one of my rare periods of lucidity.

Don't forget to tape firecrackers to it. My Papa used to do that to some kids that kept riding dirt bikes on the school grounds across the street from him. I swear, he wasn't crazy, he just had an unique sense of humor. We were all on the porch cracking up.

 

[The Funslinger]

In my teens I was pretty sure I would end my life with 30, but I kinda enjoy living right now, so I am thinking of pushing it to 40 or 50.

But I am incredibly afraid of getting old.

Same. I like being able to digest all foods and move with speed.

OT: Well, I collect both historical and current weapons, and I plan on keeping two Saarlooswolfhounds through out my life. So... that kind? Seems pretty crazy to me, now that I think on it.

 

[Handbag1992]

When I am old I will wear purple
With a red hat that doesn't go
and doesn't suit me

 

[Smurf McSmurfington]

The kind walking around in a monocle and top hat, smoking a pipe and wielding a sword cane.
Fuck. Yeah.

Now that's a commendable goal. In fact I might have to steal that idea.

 

[sanomaton]

I'm quite sure I will turn out to be one of those crazy cat ladies! I'll have dozens after dozens of cats in my house and I will stink of ammonia and yell something uncomprehensible to anyone who comes near my cats. And I will name my cats after all my favrouite anime characters.

Yep, that sounds like the future to me. I do love cats. :3

 

[Shock and Awe]

Ill be that old guy constantly telling war stories that may or may not have happened "So there I was...."

 

[robincb]

probably either the wise old man that drinks green tea, or the rich neglectant stuffy bastard

 

[Brandon237]

Scaring children who pass by at any and every opportunity, even if it is with fire-works, If I do become a chemical engineer I will make my own small rockets and hide them around the town secretly, then set them all off at 3am cackling like a maniac while everybody tries to figure out how it happened. I will not be a nice old man > But I will have fun. Lots of it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Probably the drunk kind. Just guessing because I'm from a part of Scotland that's even worse than the rest of the country for alcoholism.

glasgow? i assume because im scottish too.
OT: probably the kind who isnt crazy. or physically old. i plan on my body staying at 30 until i die. that gives science a deadline of 14 years to work on that and give me any treatments/drugs.
which in itself is crazy...
or the kind that yells into a camera about all the bollocks young people are coming up with and putting it on YouTube.
and hopefully, have one of every type and style of trilby ever made. partly so i can troll my family when i die:
"to his family, he splits his most prized collection. his trilbies. 'umad son?'"

 

[Dwarfman]

I'll probably wind up like Mr Mildrew from 'One foot in the Grave'

 

[Alcamonic]

I will be the bitter old man, slowly watching as the world around me rumbles into dust and crying myself to sleep for what I have lost.
Or I will be the scientific genius with a lot of useful and useless "inventions" around the house/apartment. Also some strange calculations on the walls.

I have not decided yet, lets see what the future will evolve me into.

 

[Araksardet]

One of those lecherous old men who is at the same time hopefully lost in his hobbies and surrounded by dozens of cats, each part of a slowly unfolding and intricate feline genealogy within the house that only I know the secrets to.