What sort of crazy old person will you end up as?

[CM156_v1legacy]

The old guy who sits on his porch with a shotgun and shouts for the "damn kids" to "get off mah lawn!"

That, or the kind who is dead.

 

[Ghengis John]

I think I may become the "crazy old book guy" because of the hellish invention of the e-book (grrr) I may begin hoarding proper books as an attempt to save them from kindle-based extinction, and start shouting at people using e-book readers that "those new fangled pieced of crap just don't smell the same".

I think I might join you. A regular complaint of city sanitation departments will probably be how annoying it is to cart these damned "libraries" out of some geezer's house every time one of them kicks the bucket. It makes the books that much harder... TO BURN.

I have always said I will be a crazy cat lady! but in jest... I love cats and our family has always had them; I believe a cat makes a house feel like a home.

To answer this question honestly...I really don't know.

How cute . Cat ladies might be a little crazy, but they have kind hearts.

 

[darthotaku]

I'd be the wierd old guy that still hits on 20 year old girls well into my 80s. and then tells them that their music sucks.

 

[MCrewdson001]

the type that pretends to be deff to piss people off

 

[Jake0fTrades]

The crazy scientist who creates a genetic abomination in his basement. Or alternatively I'll build a working Delorean.

This.

 

[Mosesj]

I will be like nobody before me

I'll be a unique eccentric

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I wanna be a kind of Insane Pagan Druid who looks like the Led Zeppelin Hermit from the inside of Led Zeppelin IV album. But instead I'll be naked and the only thing covering me parts and pubes is an immensly long beard and I would jump out of bushes at people in the local forest with a lantern and talk in gibberish, tongue and fluent Dutch with random African language clicks and in my spare time I would talk to the creatures of the forest whilst smoking magical herbs and spices from my immensly long huge thick shiny highly satisfying smoking pipe. Also I would have a Bo staff to beat kids away from my stash of magic hidden under the biggest tree in the wood.

 

[Saraphim]

I will pretend to be completely inept just like the old people of today, just to be a middle finger to all the future shittlings.

 

[chstens]

The one sitting at his porch, beer and shotgun at his side, yelling at "those damn kids" whenever they shoot a ball onto his property.

 

[Zenkem]

I am well on my way to becoming a hoarder. I'm currently looking to buy a house, so maybe someday I'll get a hoard of cats too.

 

[imnot]

Crazy cat lady.
WHich implys I must have got really drunk and had a sex change somewhen 0_0

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'm just going to do so much cocaine.

Huh. Noble goal.

As for me?

Spoiler: I want to wind up like this guy: a wrinkly, gravel-voiced badass with nothing to prove who is utterly incapable of giving a shit.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

fuck that, I have to deal with my grama and shes just psychotic in the most annoying ways, every time she does something I REALLY just want to kick her in the face. so if im not dead before say, 65, im just gonna get a plane and try as hard as possible to crash it into Area 51.

 

[Krinku]

Crazy old dude who wears a super man cape everywhere, running through the mall with my grand child.

 

[ScrubberDucky]

I'd be the kind who unironically yells at kids to get off his lawn, unfortunately. I already am.

 

[EmzOLV]

Definitely going to join the league of people who are crazy cat ladies for sure.
I've already got names for the first few I'll have!

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

The guy who tells a load of made-up anecdotes about how life was better in 'my day'.
"In my day, we didn't have any of those fancy gaming implants! We had to make do with two paper cups and some string!"

 

[iblis666]

i may only be 30 but i all ready act like a crazy old guy that doesnt like people in my yard and ive 3 cats

 

[DarthFennec]

Crazy cat ... person. Yeah that works.
I love cats.