Apple II (In a landfill)
Old PC (Pentium II, @ 233MHz ftw! Struggled with 8 players on StarCraft

) (In a landfill)
Classic-style NES (Still works, don't use it, use the superior top-loader

)
Top-loading NES (Still works, still play stuff on it sometimes)
SNES (Kinda works, but the picture is scrambled, so basically it's broken. Still has Pilot Wings codes written all over it)
Genesis (Works, still play once in a blue moon)
32x Attachment for Genesis (lolz)
Grey brick GameBoy (Play Mario Land on it once in awhile)
GameBoy Pocket
GameBoy Color (Cyan, still play Pokemon Yellow on it when I'm feeling nostalgia)
Playstation (Works fine, but use PS2 to play its former games)
Nintendo 64 (With expansion pack thingy! 4-player Gauntlet ftw!)
PC (2 Xeons @ 3.1GHz)
GameBoy Advance (Works, no back-light makes me rage)
Game Cube (Lid sometimes won't close, 4th port is messed up, spotty.)
PlayStation 2 (Used this as my primary DVD player for a long time, and played games on it too

, works perfectly, still play Rock Band on it)
XBox (Disc tray is messed up, still fire up Star Wars BattleFront with my brother from time to time)
Current sexy PC
PSP
Don't own any of the newest generation of consoles. Atm, I'm pretty much an exclusive PC gamer, with some PSP action on the go.