What the fuck, guys? why won't you do it yet?

[pwnatornr1]

Yeah, it's not YOU that there is a wrong with, but with the game industry.
i could ramble on about this for pages and pages, but i'll cut short.
you know that people love good sandboxes (example; gta, theelderscrolls, etc) and puzzles (uuh.... zelda) and platformers, (mario) but i cannot for the life of me understand why the fuck publishers and game creators don't fucking move out of their same spot they have been in for like 10 years! (for whole of this writtenly i shall reserve skyrim, it might be a piece of shit or mindrapingly awesome, but we don't know yet) i mean, now that sony can clap their hands and get 10 millions and a fantastic team to create chest-high-walls-regenerative-health-halo-clone number one billion thirty-shix, why don't we fucking create some good games? before this, games was granted a pass from being really good cuz they were competing about graphics and how to ape each other the most but now they don't! we have almost realiztic graphics and 3D and all that shit, why does we not haz good gaemz yet? we could create portal's in the thousands! think if Blizzard, Sony, Valve, Bethseda, microsoft, nintendo etc would join up, to create the perfect game? think like Yahtzee's dream Nuke Dukem Fornever! an almost infinite sandbox mmo rpg fps scary arcade platformer strategic (like Brutal legends)game with almost no linearity? THINK OF THE POSIBILITIES! every developer brings in 5 mill bucks each and their best team, give 'em 10 years and some game creator legends and then wait for the explosion? and think of patches, DLC, achivements and shit! they could release betas in 5 years, then alphas in 6, omegas in 7, hack lach in 8 and gulumachallalaala in 9! PEOPLE WOULD BE BLOWN AWAY BY THE PURE AWESOME! sure, it would cost a excrement load of moneys, but it's the best game ever, so who cares? think price of persia (platformer excellence and great combat) silent hill/amnesia:TDD (pant shitting scaryness) halo (aliens, funny enviroments, lots of funny weapons, a forge/y thingy) and like zelda/portal puzzle? layton? HALF LIFE? if you had a voice what would you add, and what is your comment on this?

TL;DR, what would you add to the best game ever?

 

[distortedreality]

TL;DR, what would you add to the best game ever?

Compulsory use of the enter key.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Compulsory use of the enter key.

A coherent argument would also be a good starting place.

 

[the spud]

...lol wut? Alright, let me read it again, yes, well, I suppose I would add the "Hot Coffee" mod from GTA as for Rockstar's end of the bargain.

 

[Rawne1980]

excrement

Out of all that was typed, that was the first word that came to my mind aswell.


Now with that little ribbing aside, what would I add to the best game ever .....

Cookies.

If a game comes with free cookies then it's bound to be great.

 

[IndianaJonny]

Compulsory use of the enter key.

A coherent argument would also be a good starting place.

Proper attention to grammar would have been nice.

 

[Baradiel]

China called. They want their wall back.

Also, my mind could not comprehend what was going on in yours when you wrote that.

 

[80Maxwell08]

Um ever hear the phrase "too many chefs in the kitchen will spoil the broth"? Because that's exactly what you are proposing that every developer and publisher should all do. All get together waste an enormous a money on something that if it came out anywhere decent would be a miracle. Also you might want to try sounding coherent and checking your grammar if you want people to take you seriously.

 

[Super Six One]

China called. They want their wall back.

Ha that made me giggle.

OT. I couldn't read past the second line, it hurt my eyes. If you repost with it written a bit better i'll give it another go.

 

[distortedreality]

"too many chefs in the kitchen will spoil the broth"?

Broth can be spoiled?

 

[theheroofaction]

Dude, If you want the perfect game, then make it yourself.

 

[Panzervaughn]

not everyone wants to play a game of a million genres.

I dont want to have to Cooking Mama the uncooked chicken i found in a castle wall to heal myself up before i motocross race to the helicopter to skydive onto a collosus i defeat with a series of trivia questions.

 

[80Maxwell08]

"too many chefs in the kitchen will spoil the broth"?

Broth can be spoiled?

It's a saying that means if you have too many people working on something then there will be no focus and it will fail. The broth thing is all the chefs trying to do their thing with the broth and ti has no focus so it turns out awful.

 

[distortedreality]

It's a saying that means if you have too many people working on something then there will be no focus and it will fail. The broth thing is all the chefs trying to do their thing with the broth and ti has no focus so it turns out awful.

Yeah, I know the saying mate.

Was a more a comment on broth itself, not on the analogy.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Wall o' text sounds like a badly-done Yahtzee spiel - OP confirms the influence by referencing Yahtzee.

 

[Arctarus'sCookie]

Cookies.

If a game comes with free cookies then it's bound to be great.

Minecraft has cookies. Coincidence? I think not.

On Topic: Something to put into the best game ever for me would be random events (like time and date themed enemies and events), a colorful pallet, creative weapons (I just started playing Resistance 3 and my mind was blown by some of the weapons), lots of hats, and humorous scripting because more games need to be funny in my opinion.

 

[Link4422]

I dont want to have to Cooking Mama the uncooked chicken i found in a castle wall to heal myself up before i motocross race to the helicopter to skydive onto a collosus i defeat with a series of trivia questions.

Am I the only one that wants to do this in a game?

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

why does we not haz good gaemz yet?

I stopped reading here. I know that this particular part was intentionally written badly - at least hope so - but this sort of Facebook speak is the rape of the English language. Please, OP, do some fucking grammar checking. It doesn't have to be perfect, just intelligible.

The pedant in you has overlooked the blatant LOLcat reference. Also, despite your correct use of the word 'intelligible', it just sounds clumsy. Not a dig at you, though; I've never liked the word...it's so awkward. Which is odd, because I don't find 'unintelligible' to be the case. But I digress... *ahem*

OT: The entire OP makes my brain scream. I'm glad I took an English degree... the last however many years of my life specialising in English were building up to being able to decipher that. As for the message that the OP was trying to convey...I completely disagree. I've enjoyed the shit out of the games I've been playing for past few years and I'm looking forward to many of the games that I plan on buying in the next few months.

I dunno what's been eating your goat, OP, and I don't really care to know. I simply hope you can continue being happy with having your goats eaten.

Too much on the goat metaphor? My Baaaaad.

...
...
...
Oh dear.