What the fuck, guys? why won't you do it yet?

[Pegghead]

...wut?

If you're asking what I'd put into a great game...I'unno, variety and a heckuvalot of it.

 

[Anaklusmos]

My perfect game ever would be me in the real world with invisibility... what?

Ok serious answer... A Stealth game allowing for multiple ways to complete objectives, with fantasy elements, and I guess some RPG Elements.

It allows for you to not kill anyone, or kill everyone, although killing no one would give you better benefits. So lets say, in terms of when you look at the game as a whole, if you kill everyone, then in later levels the levels will be more heavily guarded, with better more stronger guards because they will be expecting you, while you try to kill no one, then everywhere would just remain neutral, so it would make it easier to stealth, or if you're in a pinch, kill everyone.

It would contain tutorials which teach you as you play, not walls of text which break the flow of the game, it would be first person so it makes stealth more intense, because it makes it more like you're the person who's stealthing.

On harder difficulties, breathing, light, sound, and closeness to target affect stealth (You know when you can just feel someone behind you? Yeah a bit like that).

Antagonist would start out as well you would hate them, yet a twist roughly 1/4 into the game would make you re-evaluate how you see them, and maybe make you less inclined to kill fodder off without thinking, because these are just victims of circumstances, not the person you actually have problems with.

Oh yeah, and the environment itself would tell it's own story, and so would listening into peoples conversations, so those that look around at the world would be seeing something totally different to someone who just slaughters everyone.

Am I doing this right?

EDIT: Added breaks into the text so it's not just an unreadable wall.

 

[pwnatornr1]

SUCCESS! i didn't deliver this argument seriously, i wrote it in poor, poor quality grammar, and it was merely a test/proving/material/somethingofanother. i'm currently working on an assignment in my school proving that you will always learn greater grammar and english, and the better use of it, on and in the internet than in a classroom, therefore proving the old joke "If you have an incorrect answer in an english test you get a red scribble, but if you fail grammar on the internet, may god have mercy on your soul". i proved this by seeing that about half (or more) of these comments regarded my poor grammar use, and misspellment too. now i just want to ask if you all would agree in participating in this test. and by the way, yes, it was a lolcat reference, and yes, facebook language and in fact the whole of facebook needs to go and die in a fucking fire. and of course i understand that mixing an enourmous team (even though with sufficent fundings) would quickly turn into a mess of pure shit. but on the other hand, i think modern day FPS's are just ripping each other off, and now it's almost like they are driving a competition about what they can get away with... hopefully some new game (farcry 3 or something else, what would i know) will break this habit and let all developers rocket away into space and awesome.

but let's set aside this issue and discuss something else:
WHAT HAZ WE TO DO GAINST BAD GRAMMUR?
(meta-joke, if i understood meta correct)

 

[Baneat]

(meta-joke, if i understood meta correct)

Please stop typing in giant paragraphs.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

TL;DR, what would you add to the best game ever?

If it's the best game ever, why would you add to it?

China called. They want their wall back.

This. Funneh.

 

[The Breadcrab]

OP, for the same reason every medical research industry doesn't get together and create a cure for cancer. (even though they probably should) It's a competitive industry. Nuf' said. Plus, there never can be a universally praised 'best game ever.' It doesn't matter how much effort you put into something, somebody will dislike it. I think we should leave the genres as they are and just focus on improving creativity in this industry.

Or was this one of those 'not meant to take seriously' topics? I honestly can't tell.

 

[pwnatornr1]

My perfect game ever would be me in the real world with invisibility... what?

Ok serious answer... A Stealth game allowing for multiple ways to complete objectives, with fantasy elements, and I guess some RPG Elements.

It allows for you to not kill anyone, or kill everyone, although killing no one would give you better benefits. So lets say, in terms of when you look at the game as a whole, if you kill everyone, then in later levels the levels will be more heavily guarded, with better more stronger guards because they will be expecting you, while you try to kill no one, then everywhere would just remain neutral, so it would make it easier to stealth, or if you're in a pinch, kill everyone.

It would contain tutorials which teach you as you play, not walls of text which break the flow of the game, it would be first person so it makes stealth more intense, because it makes it more like you're the person who's stealthing.

On harder difficulties, breathing, light, sound, and closeness to target affect stealth (You know when you can just feel someone behind you? Yeah a bit like that).

Antagonist would start out as well you would hate them, yet a twist roughly 1/4 into the game would make you re-evaluate how you see them, and maybe make you less inclined to kill fodder off without thinking, because these are just victims of circumstances, not the person you actually have problems with.

Oh yeah, and the environment itself would tell it's own story, and so would listening into peoples conversations, so those that look around at the world would be seeing something totally different to someone who just slaughters everyone.

Am I doing this right?

EDIT: Added breaks into the text so it's not just an unreadable wall.

1. i have problems with text walls too and
2. that sounds like a great game, and with RPG you mean leveling up certian skills, like + to sneak and + to stealth kills or + to knockout moves? with skill trees to also unlock extra moves and such? that sounds great. how about offense tree, (murder everyone) assassanation tree, (silent kill, low survivability) spy tree (much gadgets, knockout gas etc, hookshot, very low on damage but has secret one-shot kills for tighter situations?) and something like a mix of the tree, how about infiltrator tree with the ability to disguise yourself as an enemy soldier, etc? also, NONLINEARITY is fucking important!

 

[Battleaxx90]

SUCCESS! i didn't deliver this argument seriously, i wrote it in poor, poor quality grammar, and it was merely a test/proving/material/somethingofanother.

Totally called it. I can smell trolls a mile away.

 

[Avalanche91]

And this is why people shouldn't post stuff when high of their ass.

Pitching awesome game ideas is cool and all but coherency is apreciated. Combining game elements is cool, but the thought behind them is important. Yes you can combine Amnesia with Halo, but it'll end up feeling like neither. You can probably also combine Guitar Hero with Call of Duty, but you can't expect it to work.

Also; using lolcats speak in this day and age makes whatever you were gonna say pointless.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

If you try to read the OP at the speed the punctuation suggests it sounds like a tag cloud lol. Op you might want rewrite your post so people can actually understand what you are saying.

Nuke Dukem Fornever

Spoiler: what

Edit. Your backpedal post is just as bad grammar wise...

 

[StealthyNinja]

sure, it would cost a excrement load of moneys

That's exactly why this wouldn't happen. Publishers and developers in the industry are mostly all about business, i.e, profit is the desired result.

TL;DR, what would you add to the best game ever?

Infinite replayability.(Probably a real word.)
The ability to do and say anything in-game

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What.

That is all I can say after reading that: What.
What were you thinking? What were you trying to say? That was such a mess that it was bloody illegible! I don't even understand what you were trying to say! What were you thinking?! What was the point you were trying to get across? Where are the fact to support your implication that every single game in the past ten years has been a copy of something else?
I honestly find myself wondering if the OP was piss drunk or tripping balls when he typed that...

 

[s0p0g]

alien zombie pirate ninja robots... no wait, alien robot ninja zombie pirates... no no, zombie ninja robot pirate aliens... or, nah...

housing à la SWG (before SOE fucked it up royally) surely needs to be there.
and guns. lots of guns.
with regenerating healthpacks, and hi-res 2d sprites with a high poly-count. an awesome linear story with lots of different paths to play along.

AAAND don't you dare forgetting the Sanity Meter!!

EDIT: and please, please, make justine bieber finally go away >.<

 

[d43dr34m3r]

SUCCESS! i didn't deliver this argument seriously, i wrote it in poor, poor quality grammar, and it was merely a test/proving/material/somethingofanother. i'm currently working on an assignment in my school proving that you will always learn greater grammar and english, and the better use of it, on and in the internet than in a classroom, therefore proving the old joke "If you have an incorrect answer in an english test you get a red scribble, but if you fail grammar on the internet, may god have mercy on your blah blah blah

Using old and annoying memes in an ironic or joking fashion is an old and annoying meme.

Run-on sentences are still running on and on and on in your "real" post.

No I will not participate in your test, grammarphiles are as annoying as the grammarless.

Dude games have always been ripping off of each other, you know how many games tried to rip off Super Mario Bros? As time goes on the good ones are remembered as just another example of the genre and the bad ones are conveniently forgotten so old people can ***** about how much better games were in their days. Just like every other creative media.

TL;DR: If you even feel the need to put TL;DR in your post go back and figure out which 75% of what you just typed is useless bullshit that needs deletion, bad grammar or not. And I know you felt the need to put it after your "real" post as well as the fake, pwnatornr1. I KNOW.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

To the people who are saying that they can't understand the OP's post then I have to ask...is English your first language? There is nothing contained within that can not be understood by someone who can read and speak English fluently, well except may be this bit "gulumachallalaala in 9!"...seriously wtf? s

 

[spartan231490]

"like brutal legends" doesn't sound like a good game so far.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

"too many chefs in the kitchen will spoil the broth"?

Broth can be spoiled?

With too many chefs, yes.

OT: For a start, Prince of Persia doesn't have great combat, and also, what?
You want some bloated monstrosity that has no hope of success?

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

excrement

Out of all that was typed, that was the first word that came to my mind aswell.


Now with that little ribbing aside, what would I add to the best game ever .....

Cookies.

If a game comes with free cookies then it's bound to be great.

Best snip ever.
SALUTE.