What the hell are you?

[Varchld]

Your biggest threat to living a full and happy life.

 

[Finnboghi]

I am rule 34.

 

[Ophiuchus]

I am myself, and that's all I'd ever want to be.

Yes, I realise that's horribly cheesy.

 

[jacobschndr]

I'm God's other son (obviously not the favorite cause I'm still here)

 

[10BIT]

Patience is what you'll need to find me; patience is what you'll find within me.

Either that or overly optimistic.

 

[orifice]

I am the wisdom of insanity personified.

 

[Oafman]

I am Dog!!!

Godammit! You win this round Dyslexia

 

[SnowCold]

I am Robot
...
Wait...

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

A sleepy, f*cking foul mouthed prick.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I am Dog!!!

Godammit! You win this round Dyslexia

Oh, i did laugh.

I am the laughing man.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I am a man on the edge with nothing to lose!

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'm God's other son (obviously not the favorite cause I'm still here)

That made me laugh.

 

[Haliwali]

I am Jack's broken heart.

 

[Jursa]

I'm a psychotic wacko... that about sums it up.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

A cynical British pacifist, with awesome facial hair and an oxymoronic personality.

 

[spuddyt]

I am what i am, if what i am is what i am, and if that which it is, is what it is which is the aforementioned it, then, and only then (then being when, when being what i said just then) i am what i am

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I am one of those cool vampires, unlike that shit you get from twilight. I havn't saw the day for 50 years now...