What the hell are you?

[Ionami]

Your father.

Your avatar is giving me seizures.

 

[Neosage]

Original Sin.

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

I am not just a squirrel; I am Mr. Squirrel!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm like God, only with a bit more sex. Yes.

 

[Jamash]

I am not a number....

Spoiler: I am a free man

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I am the Dragon, the Lord of Morning, and the Prince of Dawn. I led the Hundred Companions to the very depths of Shayol Ghul and spat in the eye of Shai'tan himself. I birthed an age, and brought it low. I died in a storm of ash and thunder, but even death shall not hold me. When I come again, every knee shall bow to me, and all the nations of the world, yea, even the famed White Tower, shall pay heed to my councils and flock to my banner.

I am the Dragon, and I sail the very winds of time.


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Ahh, another reader of the "Wheel Of Time" books.

 

[Haliwali]

I am the Free Man.

 

[DannyDamage]

I was right before, I'm right now and I'll be right later.

 

[rossatdi]

I am a left wing revolutionary trapped in the body of a white collar political communications worker.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I am a dude. I am british. I am...Some?

 

[TacitWraith]

I am Spartacus!

 

[theklng]

consequently, i am also the fountainhead

 

[fix-the-spade]

I are Babboon!

 

[edinflames]

I am Luke's father.

 

[AuntyEthel]

I am behind you.

 

[gibboss28]

What the hell am I you ask?

Well you see, with your powers combined... I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

 

[EeveeElectro]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

 

[KSI Hellboy]

I am a person, with some issues and a brain.

 

[Lord George]

I am the homosuperior and I can kill you with a tray