What the hell are you?

[iseko]

son of hades.

 

[Steve Dark]

I'M SPARTACUS!

 

[Spacelord]

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Abako]

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!

 

[Lord Frunkamunch]

I'm the most clever response to this thread in a meta-ironic way that's far too highbrow for you to get.

 

[Sycker]

I'm a bit of a closet gay. *Sigh*

 

[Dudemeister]

I am Doki Mcleod from the Clan Mcleod, and I can't Die

We will see about this.
There can be only one and I will be the only one.
I will be waiting, sword in hand, on the nearest cliff.
I look forward to our battle.

 

[klc0100]

Insane.

 

[Zeromaxx]

I am a 16ft gold statue, and at the current price of gold I suppose I'm also rich.

 

[D_987]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

 

[Haliwali]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

His roommate.

 

[D_987]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

His roommate.

His fairy Godmother

 

[Mr. Payne]

I AM LEGEND!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I am perfection embodied, beauty personified, strength manifested, wisdom culminated into the ultimate being. Yes. I am indeed Hugh Jackman.

 

[wewontdie11]

I'm drunk.

 

[iwinatlife]

I am a blasphemously devout heretical atheist

 

[Actual]

I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

 

[Mr. Payne]

I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

Awesome. A Dune qoute. Didnt think anyone else actually enjoyed it.

Oh, and,

I'm a Big Kid now!