What the hell is your problem?

Recommended Videos

funguy2121

New member
Oct 20, 2009
3,407
0
0
Low Key said:
Me and my best friend regularly make jokes about smegma, urethral sex, etc. regardless of who is around. Don't ask me why or how it got started. My past from 7th to 12th grade is a drug induced blur. Come to think of it, that's probably the "why" in how it got started.
What exactly is urethral sex? Are you talking about sticking a cathet...never mind. Forget I asked. I need to go take a shower now.
 

Low Key

New member
May 7, 2009
2,503
0
0
funguy2121 said:
Low Key said:
Me and my best friend regularly make jokes about smegma, urethral sex, etc. regardless of who is around. Don't ask me why or how it got started. My past from 7th to 12th grade is a drug induced blur. Come to think of it, that's probably the "why" in how it got started.
What exactly is urethral sex? Are you talking about sticking a cathet...never mind. Forget I asked. I need to go take a shower now.
No, no, no, you're not getting off that easily. I guess I should have specified in my original post, it's female urethral sex. It probably started when we were talking about ways to make sex with a woman feel like she's a virgin again. Still gross I admit, but not as gross as what you're thinking.
 

Nietz

New member
Dec 1, 2009
358
0
0
First off, I have NO problems at all, it's all the other people who have their problems...

But... I tend to enjoy the smell of gasoline a bit too much, and burning wood smells wonderful. And I love the taste of raw meat. On more the one occasion I have eaten myself sick of the stuff, but I still can't get enough of it.. Yum. :)
As for sexual stuff and such, I get my fill at the swingers club here in my city. And that's apparently weird according to some of my co-workers.
 

Razavn

New member
Jun 2, 2009
417
0
0
Nietz said:
First off, I have NO problems at all, it's all the other people who have their problems...

But... I tend to enjoy the smell of gasoline a bit too much, and burning wood smells wonderful. And I love the taste of raw meat. On more the one occasion I have eaten myself sick of the stuff, but I still can't get enough of it.. Yum. :)
As for sexual stuff and such, I get my fill at the swingers club here in my city. And that's apparently weird according to some of my co-workers.
I used to love the smell of diesil...now it just makes me want to gag...I don't think I could stand raw meat though.
 

Lavi

New member
Sep 20, 2008
692
0
0
I have every single possible sign of asperger's in a female, but I refuse to tell others since everyone failed diagnosis when I was a kid, who says they won't fail now?

Anyways, that severely impedes... well, everything. Oh well.
 

MariaAuditore

New member
Dec 13, 2009
62
0
0
Junkle said:
I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.

I feel the same way, once while I was in class this girl asked me why I dont form realationships with anyone in my class. I replied "Because I don't like dumb people"
 

Azure-Supernova

La-li-lu-le-lo!
Aug 5, 2009
3,024
0
0
sasquatch99 said:
The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.
I thought that was just me =| I am not aloooone!
 

Razavn

New member
Jun 2, 2009
417
0
0
MortisLegio said:
I like furries... not the animal ones basically girls with cat ears
I like the animated stuff, stories, and girls with cat ear...I however do not like nor could ever imagine having intercourse with someone in a fur suit...

*shivers in disgust*
 

Razavn

New member
Jun 2, 2009
417
0
0
MariaAuditore said:
Junkle said:
I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.

I feel the same way, once while I was in class this girl asked me why I dont form realationships with anyone in my class. I replied "Because I don't like dumb people"
HAHA! I know what you mean...I can't stand people my age (I think they are immature). I perfer to actually hang around adults and talk with them istead (I am 16). About the whole relationship thing, I am 16 and I am enrolled full time in college...I would not feel comfortable asking anyone out until I was a junior....and even then I would only feel comfortable asking the incoming freshmen out for a date.
 

Razavn

New member
Jun 2, 2009
417
0
0
Spiner909 said:
I repeatedly smell bad things even if I despise it. I don't know why.
Hmm....I used to do that with food...now my family thinks I am a freak because I can instantly walk into my house or wake up and the morning and correctly guess what is cooking....or has just been cooked...I can still smell it...sometimes my family calls me..."the Bloodhound."
 

FalloutJack

Bah weep grah nah neep ninny bom
Nov 20, 2008
15,489
0
0
I'm bitter and evil and hate-filled for morons. I have a mean streak a mile long and 387 kilometers wide. My temper could probably have me killing someone soon, and I definitely enjoy doing the wrong thing, judging by the way I laugh. So yeah, I'm just a ball of cruel abomination. What's your schtick?
 

Soulgaunt

New member
Jan 14, 2009
1,245
0
0
I call everyone else "mammal", except for one friend.....Also, I tend to scream out "Praise the almighty Doomfluff!". So yeah, praise Doomfluff!
 

Razavn

New member
Jun 2, 2009
417
0
0
shadowgaunt said:
I call everyone else "mammal", except for one friend.....Also, I tend to scream out "Praise the almighty Doomfluff!". So yeah, praise Doomfluff!
HAHA! Where did you get your doomfluff thing from?
 

WorldCritic

New member
Apr 13, 2009
3,021
0
0
I constantly apologize to my girlfriend for no reason due to the fact that I get paranoid thinking that she's about to break up with me if I don't apologize. Ironically, it's my constant apologizing that gets her mad at me.