What the hell is your problem?

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.

You would love "Stupid Hitler Kid", in the sense that he is perfect for hating. His knowledge of Hitler is superficial at best, though perhaps I shouldn't even compliment him with that (this is someone who think Operation Sealion, as well as actually happening, happened in June 6th, 1944).

 

[Razavn]

I'm a capitalist and global warming skeptic. It has earned me some harsh words and criticism.

I feel your pain. My entire group of friends are all socialists while I'm a capitalist. They're always ripping on me. I do believe in global warming, though.

It's not so that I don't believe in global warming, I just think that the actual "threat" part of it is a scam. There are proof of the government lying (Yes, I know I sound like some conspiracy theorist, but I believe what I've seen)

This, coupled withe the fact that if you listen to any of the leaders of the large green movements you will think you are on the set of a movie in which cultists seek to end all life on the planet as we know it. For example look as Pau Ehlerhert(something like that) in the 60's and 70's he predicted that there would be so many people on earth that we would face a severe global famine, I think he called his book "population bomb". Anyways he had a huge following and every decade after that he and his followers would come out and say that the population could not increse any more and that we should take drastic measures like sterilization and "rationing" of how many children a couple should have.

Turns out we have more that enough food production capabilities it is just that distribution is not the greatest...especially with most CFC's being banned....

His ideas largely shaped the green movement today and had a large influence in his time...

For more info on global warming I have the book "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming." However, just ignore his ad hominem attacks and comparison of environmentalists to communitst (first chapter), the rest is quite good.

Just tell me it's not anything like A Conveniently Co-opted Idea...erm, I mean An Inconvenient Book.

Is that Glenn Beck's book...if so no the author is not trying to be humorous and brings up all the problems with the theory...It has quotes and "fun" facts about things pertient to the subject....It can be slightly boring at times but I suffered through it to the end and enjoyed it quite a bit...rent it from a library it refutes nearly all the claims that global warmists make.

 

[skywalkerlion]

WARNING: THIS MAY DISGUST YOU:

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I have this fetish for fat chicks. Don't ask me why. But understand I just get erections over them, and never consider them anything above fetish fuel. Now, I mean that I don't want a fat chick for a girlfriend or anything (like I said, I just get erections, and I never consider them something I'd want for a long lasting relationship [I'm not weightist when I say that. Like, I treat them like I would any other person, but would rather settle with a skinny/not fat chick.]). Basically, beauty and sexiness are two different things.

And that's the most embarrassing thing about me. Ever. It's cool to get it off my chest.
Oh, and I hate porn. I simply can't stand watching penetration. And sex kinda disgusts me as a whole, really.

 

[funguy2121]

WARNING: THIS MAY DISGUST YOU:

Spoiler

I have this fetish for fat chicks. Don't ask me why. But understand I just get erections over them, and never consider them anything above fetish fuel. Now, I mean that I don't want a fat chick for a girlfriend or anything (like I said, I just get erections, and I never consider them something I'd want for a long lasting relationship [I'm not weightist when I say that. Like, I treat them like I would any other person, but would rather settle with a skinny/not fat chick.]). Basically, beauty and sexiness are two different things.

And that's the most embarrassing thing about me. Ever. It's cool to get it off my chest.
Oh, and I hate porn. I simply can't stand watching penetration. And sex kinda disgusts me as a whole, really.

Drool, slave, drool!

 

[rayman 101]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

Oh my god, I hate that commercial, because ever since it came out, the only thing we watch in school during lunch time is VIVA, which is basically a shittified version of MTV (which is quite shit considering how crap MTV is)

 

[Zeldadudes]

I like sex.
That's odd right?

 

[KiKiweaky]

Interesting... I'm a naturally happy, jolly person, but what people don't realize is that happy, jolly people don't not feel anger and stress. We just repress it horribly. So, every once in a while, I'll strut around in a bad mood and then verbally attack and destroy anyone who even gives me the slightest reason.

o/ I do that too haha

Oh I also forgot, I'm destructive. I mean weirdly destructive, when I was a kid I used to save up money to buy these small packs of metal and plastic cars, called dinkies when I was a kid guess they still are now.

I used to go into our garage, because it had a concrete floor, put the toy onto the floor and smash it to pieces with a hammer I had taken from my Dads shed. This was was a regular occurence and I used to love doing it.

Since then I have moved onto bigger things abandonned houses. A wooden boat that me and my brother found on an island provided some decent entertainment for an evening too >

 

[skywalkerlion]

WARNING: THIS MAY DISGUST YOU:

Spoiler

I have this fetish for fat chicks. Don't ask me why. But understand I just get erections over them, and never consider them anything above fetish fuel. Now, I mean that I don't want a fat chick for a girlfriend or anything (like I said, I just get erections, and I never consider them something I'd want for a long lasting relationship [I'm not weightist when I say that. Like, I treat them like I would any other person, but would rather settle with a skinny/not fat chick.]). Basically, beauty and sexiness are two different things.

And that's the most embarrassing thing about me. Ever. It's cool to get it off my chest.
Oh, and I hate porn. I simply can't stand watching penetration. And sex kinda disgusts me as a whole, really.

Drool, slave, drool!

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Those count as NSFW, you should take them out. I lol'd though..

 

[Sad Robot]

My life.

 

[Shadowfaze]

I can watch disgusting, depraved and vile things and not bat an eyelid. Gore, even if its the sort of film that gets banned, doesnt make me feel anything but demented laughter. My girl thinks i am wierd because of this.

 

[Razavn]

I can watch disgusting, depraved and vile things and not bat an eyelid. Gore, even if its the sort of film that gets banned, doesnt make me feel anything but demented laughter. My girl thinks i am wierd because of this.

I can do the same with "fictional" violence..i.e. video games and movies...however "real" violence does disturb me...

 

[skywalkerlion]

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Geez, you could've put a spoiler tag or something.

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You are not alone, I know a guy who seems obsessed with fat chicks.

On topic I'm just weird.

I'm not 'obsessed', it's just something that gets me hard. Like I said, I prefer skinny girls to anything in a relationship.

 

[funguy2121]

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Geez, you could've put a spoiler tag or something.

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You are not alone, I know a guy who seems obsessed with fat chicks.

On topic I'm just weird.

I'm not 'obsessed', it's just something that gets me hard. Like I said, I prefer skinny girls to anything in a relationship.

Preface: I swear this is true. Not "true" like I'm saying it on the internet, and my girlfriend is totally down for the threesome true, but ACTUALLY true.

I worked with the mentally challenged for 3 years. One guy got off on looking down people's throats. That was like ecstasy to him.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I enjoy extremely cold temperatures, have a high threshold for pain and I enjoy the pain, I am an introvert so when I say certain things around people they get "that look" on their face and I am a very tolerant person.
I also like bunnies

Nice...I don't mind the cold but I don't "love" it or "bunnies" that much...unless you count semi-automatic "bunnies"....reference to get a cookie..

[small/]not really I don't know how to send cookies...[/small]

For one, that was from Family Guy, and two, I read that you are a conservative. You should join the Conservative Council group on this Web site. It doesn't have that many people, but it is a pretty good little group.

 

[Razavn]

I enjoy extremely cold temperatures, have a high threshold for pain and I enjoy the pain, I am an introvert so when I say certain things around people they get "that look" on their face and I am a very tolerant person.
I also like bunnies

Nice...I don't mind the cold but I don't "love" it or "bunnies" that much...unless you count semi-automatic "bunnies"....reference to get a cookie..

[small/]not really I don't know how to send cookies...[/small]

For one, that was from Family Guy, and two, I read that you are a conservative. You should join the Conservative Council group on this Web site. It doesn't have that many people, but it is a pretty good little group.

I think I might join it...it is a sure fire way to get most of the people on this website to say "what the hell".

OT: While I think both Fox News and CNN put a spin on their reporting at least Fox comes out and basically says it is conservative while CNN pretends to be objective.

It isn't.

 

[Razavn]

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Geez, you could've put a spoiler tag or something.

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You are not alone, I know a guy who seems obsessed with fat chicks.

On topic I'm just weird.

I'm not 'obsessed', it's just something that gets me hard. Like I said, I prefer skinny girls to anything in a relationship.

Preface: I swear this is true. Not "true" like I'm saying it on the internet, and my girlfriend is totally down for the threesome true, but ACTUALLY true.

I worked with the mentally challenged for 3 years. One guy got off on looking down people's throats. That was like ecstasy to him.

Geez...that is kinda weird...

 

[edward92]

Escapists, it's time again to use that beautiful little thing called "Internet Anonymity" the way it was supposed to be used. As you might guess, this topic is about things about you that make people say "What the hell?"

Here is my example:
I find most kinds of animated pornography to be hilarious. I busted a nut watching The Ultimate Orgy, and some people find that offensive, but I really don't care (Thanks Internet Anonymity!)

EDIT: Do not be afraid! Nobody cares what kind of freak you are, so just speak your mind, the worse the better. You're a pedophile? Speak your mind you sick bastard! You're a furry? Type all of your yiffy thoughts in the post box!

So what about you? What is something about you that makes other people say "What the hell?"

The American Cartoon Industry thinking its awesome with its plan of trying to remake all its old classics when stupid Japan already has "ACID TRIP AS FUCK" movies like that PAPRIKA movie which I HIGHLY SUGGEST you watch while HIGH

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

I have a problem connecting with people, and being alone with people I don't know. It rather sucks.

nah that's kinda me as well. i totally get it myself, but i know what you mean in why ppl say "wtf" to it, sadly..

also, i love your pic..Princess Mononoke was amazing..one of my favorite anime's

OT: i'm not really sure..honestly there isn't much other than just how i dress. i'm kind of a loner, sometimes even when with my friends, but most of the time with ppl i know 'm pretty active and happy, other than that..i'm a brooder..i wish to be left alone, but hate being alone..i'm stubborn and have a dark mind, as well as being an optamistic pessamist..it doesn't help with always being depressed but still trying to be happy and strong for my friends, because i know that when they need me to be strong for them, i have to find a way to make it seem like i am for them...it sucks sometimes, cuz i can't focus on myself first. i feel like a total asshole that doesn't deserve to have friends, and then i CAN'T make things betetr for myself or anybody else..and i'm stuck in a 17 foot hole with no way out and no way to shout for help..and have to try and get out of the hole by myself and...

*take a huge breath*

i'm a mess to be honest..i hate myself for it, but i can't change..people know me as a strong person who always is there to help and never in trouble and never hurt..when in truth i'm the opposite, i just know i have to be strong for them..my friends are the few people that make life worth living anymore..they are my only reason to keep getting up in the mornings..again i'm a brooder, sorry for dampening the mood of this thread..i do apologize, however, i do figure that as long as i have faith in my friends, there's always a reason to live and always a reason to keep fighting and just taking all the hits that life deals. that's why i'm always strong for them, even when i can't be for my own sanity..i find a way, and i find a reason.

 

[Low Key]

Me and my best friend regularly make jokes about smegma, urethral sex, etc. regardless of who is around. Don't ask me why or how it got started. My past from 7th to 12th grade is a drug induced blur. Come to think of it, that's probably the "why" in how it got started.