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Daveman

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I like pissing in public places, not like, with an audience or anything, just when I'm pissed it's a laugh to piss wherever you want. Like about an hour ago I pissed in a graveyard, though not on anybodies grave in particular.
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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My habit of forcing jokes at every opportunity, making odd sound effects in the back of my throat,explaining things I know everyone around me already knows about, and otherwise acting as though I'm on a very bad sitcom.
 

Junkle

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The Gentleman said:
Junkle said:
I really dislike a lot of people. Funnily enough, they're all the stupid people. I'm so glad I'm smart. Also, I'm one of the most pessimistic and sarcastic people ever. Of course, I don't really keep that anonymous, I just tear apart dumb people.
Well, overexposure to American politics will make you hate a lot of people... or is this not related to politics?
Well, it is partly. My government can be REALLY stupid sometimes. And I am taking a class that's studying the government right now... But really, I just dislike stupid people, especially when they make rules that only restrict me. There are also the rules that are amazingly obvious, and those just bug me.
 

Hooded-hyena

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I am sexually aroused by blood. How awkward was THAT watching TV with my boyfriend? Gawd, we were watching a show on a surgery and alot of blood was there. I almost came.
Or how every time I am given a sock and marker people come back to find me covered in marker with the sock hanging on my ear. Alot of people think I am Autistic because I make different nosies to entertain myself when I am bored.
{Holy shit, do not give me ceran wrap. That stuff is addictive as hell}
 

Dark Knifer

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Hail Fire 998 said:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.
I don't have a problem with anime. Just what it does to people. My brother is a good example, he used to be relatively normal, now he is obsessed with it. I mean it. He doesn't leave the house for anything, except school, because he is too busy watching anime and reading manga. He's 18 and doesn't have a license or a job and doesn't go to any kind of social gathering. He didn't even go to a party that we were having with a bunch of his friends.
OT: I currently have a thing for dead baby jokes and system of a down. Not really a problem but some people cant see the enjoyment I get out of it.
 

teutonicman

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WanderFreak said:
My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.
So you're a masochist-lite?
 

mechanixis

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Ursus Astrorum said:
My avatar pretty much sums up my condition. Take it as you will.
I like this choice of words.

Don't worry, friend, someday we'll find a cure.
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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masterjiji said:
The Gentleman said:
About every fifteen minutes or so, I have the desire to eat human flesh.
ask House about that one, that is rather off-the-wall.
I believe House is a diagnostician, unless you mean joining his "Insane anti-social people" support group.
Dark knifer said:
Hail Fire 998 said:
My love of anime. Especially Rozen Maiden.
I don't have a problem with anime. Just what it does to people. My brother is a good example, he used to be relatively normal, now he is obsessed with it. I mean it. He doesn't leave the house for anything, except school, because he is too busy watching anime and reading manga. He's 18 and doesn't have a license or a job and doesn't go to any kind of social gathering. He didn't even go to a party that we were having with a bunch of his friends.
I take offence to that. I do leave my dorm room, converse with people, have held down steady work during the holidays and I love anime and watch it on the internet whenever I can. I love manga and have blown well over a thousand dollars on books (it would be more had there been no internet). My brother is into anime and manga more than I am and he's even more normal than me.

Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.
 

ae86gamer

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"My passionate sense of social justice and social responsibility has always contrasted oddly with my pronounced lack of need for direct contact with other human beings and human communities. "

That pretty much sums me up. People think I'm weird because I'm like this. >_>
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Et3rnalLegend64 said:
Hail Fire 998 said:
Et3rnalLegend64 said:
How does that separate us from all the girls who squee every time they see a guy (fictional or real) that they like? We can like characters and can say it, just don't parade it like they do and it should be fine.
My school assumes all anime besides Naruto and Bleach is hentai. They also assume that when you like a female character it is in an unwholesome way.
Is everyone at your school really so presumptuous? It sounds like like trying to defend yourself from parents who believe that all games are Grand Theft Auto...

Quote button, you failed me.[/quote]
Yep. Comes from going to a missionary school...
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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Hexenwolf said:
The Gentleman said:
Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.
Aren't shoulders really bony?
Varies by the cut. There are various bones in the shoulder that make up a particularly complex joint. However, the meat tends to be the leanest below the skin as almost every person's shoulder is a fairly active joint and has very long muscles attached to it that extend down the back and across the chest.

Uh.. I mean, I wouldn't know about that! *glances nerviously and starts to move toward the exit*
 

Dirty Apple

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I've come to realize that I put so much emphasis on what other people think that I can't even indulge my personal absurdities in the complete anonymity of faceless forums. Is this a sign of rampant insecurity or a sniviling need to belong? Ah, the curse of self-awareness. It's the shits, no?
 

Hexenwolf

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The Gentleman said:
Hexenwolf said:
The Gentleman said:
Then again, I am having cravings for your shouldermeat. Mmmmm... shoulder meat.
Aren't shoulders really bony?
Varies by the cut. There are various bones in the shoulder that make up a particularly complex joint. However, the meat tends to be the leanest below the skin as almost every person's shoulder is a fairly active joint and has very long muscles attached to it that extend down the back and across the chest.

Uh.. I mean, I wouldn't know about that! *glances nerviously and starts to move toward the exit*
Riiiiigggght. Wink wink.

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Run! The men in the white coats are coming.