What the hell is your problem?

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Interesting... I'm a naturally happy, jolly person, but what people don't realize is that happy, jolly people don't not feel anger and stress. We just repress it horribly. So, every once in a while, I'll strut around in a bad mood and then verbally attack and destroy anyone who even gives me the slightest reason.

God bless us happy jolly repressive folk eh?

I keep coming up with ever-varying ways of saying "Jesus H. Christ on a [insert whatever here]". I guess that can make people go "What the hell?"

 

[slopeslider]

People at work always think something is bothering me because my neutral face looks angry. or something.

 

[Xyphon]

I've masturbated to 2 girls 1 cup 12 times so far.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.

Its alright, personally it's not my cup of tea though.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I've masturbated to 2 girls 1 cup 12 times so far.

Okay, this officailly wins the thread. I have had absolutely no reaction to anything on this thread till now. The only reason I didn't exclaim "Whoa!" upon reading this is because my family is asleep. Seriously, the wording of this thread's title definitely applies here. Hell, I won't even watch it, I only know what it is because a friend was decent enough to warn me against ever looking at it.

A good friend will prank you with two girls, one cup; a great friend will save you from it.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I make fun of hot girls.... the hotter, the more fun I poke at their expense.

 

[Logic 0]

When I eat to much popcorn It's the equivlient of forgeing a ass bomb.

Also I get the urge to kill people I dislike when I'm in school it happens almost everyday.

 

[Karlaxx]

I've got a tendency to be overly critical of myself. Usually it's under control, but some thing will just kick me off into a giant downward spiral of self loathing and lament. It sucks.

And there have been a few occasions where I find I'm into some of the... eh. Kinkier shit. BDSM, tentacle, and especially sadism. It freaked me out the first time I kinda figured out that sadistic stuff got me going. It's not really a personality trait I'd describe myself with, but it's there.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I'm incredibly blunt. This apparently offends some people. Usually they get offended when I respond to things like "Hi" with "Why are you talking to me?", "Do you hate me?" with a "Yes" before they've finished their sentence, "Do you like (thing person likes)?" with "(thing person likes) is complete garbage and you are objectively wrong in thinking otherwise", or "Why don't you talk to people?" with "Because you're a bunch of entirely useless wastes of oxygen that should be erased from existence". Why do people have such issues with honesty?

Also, I almost never smile or act happily. This seems to change when my mind is focused on something horrific. I became aware of this when a friend of mine was shocked by how happy I looked while reading A Clockwork Orange. The exact scene I was reading was the one in which Alex got two ten-year-olds drunk and molested them. I got some strange looks after that. I don't really know why I react that way, though. It's honestly kind of weird.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

That advert makes me want to shoot myself. That guys face is not right. Disturbing.

Umm. I'm way too into fictional characters I guess. Not in a weird fetish way, I just get easily obsessed. They don't betray you like people do though. Yay, escapism.
Heather Mason > Seras Victoria > Other things.

 

[lukemdizzle]

I make fun of hot girls.... the hotter, the more fun I poke at their expense.

I do this as well

 

[KaiRai]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

I've been doing that so much lately! I called up my mate at work and he was like "I'm on the building site, what do you want?"

To which I replied "Awesome! Now up it!"

OT: Not my personal story but my mate said one of the guys at work keeps a huge stack of porn in his locker and one of them just had a fat black woman on the front and it was called "Heavy duty hoes". Made us laugh even more when our fat, black, female ICT teacher walked past literally 10 seconds after the conversation ended

 

[KaiRai]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

I've been doing that so much lately! I called up my mate at work and he was like "I'm on the building site, what do you want?"

To which I replied "Awesome! Now up it!"

OT: Not my personal story but my mate said one of the guys at work keeps a huge stack of porn in his locker and one of them just had a fat black woman on the front and it was called "Heavy duty hoes". Made us laugh even more when our fat, black, female ICT teacher walked past literally 10 seconds after the conversation ended

EDIT: Something I feel worth mentioning here.
When I pee, it usually smells like something I've eaten recently. I mean anything, not just asparagus. There's turkey, meatballs, steak, wotsits, chocolate.....seriously anything. Is it a medical condition or something?

 

[Razavn]

Well lets see about this for a moment.

1. Never had a girlfriend (though I seriously want one).
2. Full time college student though I am only 16.
3. As someone else delightfully put it I have "more kinks than a broken slinky."
4. I like hentai (though sometimes it is laughable) and yiffy (the animated stuff not the suits). Though I really hate the characters with breasts the size of watermelons. It is seriously weird. I enjoy normal not so large the girl would fall over if she were real.
5. I am 5' 11" and 115 lbs. so I can do freaky things with my body like fit my entire body through a pickup truck's air filter.

Hey, the thread was about what people said "what the hell" for.

 

[Razavn]

P.S. I admit some of people's quirks are weird but hey I've got my own who am I to judge.

 

[Greeboz]

After reading these, mine feels lame.

I still play Pokemon from time to time. I got every handheld one except for 3rd generation. Didn't like 4th that much but still beat the hell out of it. I looooove Gold ver. The game is more of an on and off addiction for me. I'll leave it alone for 4 months or so, pick it up, spend all my time on it for a month straight. Rinse, repeat.

My friends know nothing about this and I don't plan to let them.

 

[Razavn]

After reading these, mine feels lame.

I still play Pokemon from time to time. I got every handheld one except for 3rd generation. Didn't like 4th that much but still beat the hell out of it. I looooove Gold ver. The game is more of an on and off addiction for me. I'll leave it alone for 4 months or so, pick it up, spend all my time on it for a month straight. Rinse, repeat.

My friends know nothing about this and I don't plan to let them.

I used to play Pokemon a long time ago but now I am addicted to Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones for the Advance. I have over 177 hrs. on 1 save file.

 

[Naheal]

Perhaps most compelling is my tendency to play a role based upon my imagination akin to live action roleplay, although such be done with time spent by my lonesome. Thus it may not imply specifically although should a discovery come about it certainly garners the aforementioned title.

An addition trait with a similar response; when allotted the words, is an apathetic view toward that of dating, sex or any variation. My gender has the misguided belief one must sought for intercourse and such a disregard; holding preference to await for the moment of intrigue, so to speak, is met with scorn. This is further amplified due to my abundance of confidence and a natural charm I possess, eliminating the notion I "have no game" for lack of a better term.

Given my persona is essentially an assemble of carefree jest, sarcasm and complimenting arrogance; the latter of which not once perceived as egotism amounts to baffling astonishment should I mention a romantic design, setting or insinuate compassion. A vivid imagination certainly provides sufficient aid; speaking upon such. I must admit my preference to the fantasy worlds envisioned within anime and video games to that of this world.

Concluding I furthermore am analytical beyond comprehension and will decipher whatever I fancy in moments be it television, anime, video games or people with a frightening amount of accuracy; a worthwhile ability, although horrid for horror films.

Make of this as you will, although before it splits my mind; I frequently speak with dialect depicted in this post. Need I say it initiates confusion on occasion? My primary reason is an attempt to enjoy the beauty of a language riddled with slang and misuse. Tis a shame few I know appreciate such.

I have no clue what you just said lol

Really? Wasn't that hard to figure out... but, then again, I switched from an English major to a computer science major.

Although I'm a sardonic, sarcastic, arrogant, blunt prick, I've actually become (marginally) more social thanks to the internet.