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Julianking93

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Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
 

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Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
 

ethaninja

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ethaninja said:
What country are you from?
Me or Julianking? If you are asking about me I am in the good old U.S. of A.

May I ask why though?
Julianking. Ah nvm, just wanting to confirm something is all ;) God bless USA even though I'm Australian. (Man I hate Australia, fucking wannabe everythings)
 

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Bourne said:
Perhaps most compelling is my tendency to play a role based upon my imagination akin to live action roleplay, although such be done with time spent by my lonesome. Thus it may not imply specifically although should a discovery come about it certainly garners the aforementioned title.

An addition trait with a similar response; when allotted the words, is an apathetic view toward that of dating, sex or any variation. My gender has the misguided belief one must sought for intercourse and such a disregard; holding preference to await for the moment of intrigue, so to speak, is met with scorn. This is further amplified due to my abundance of confidence and a natural charm I possess, eliminating the notion I "have no game" for lack of a better term.

Given my persona is essentially an assemble of carefree jest, sarcasm and complimenting arrogance; the latter of which not once perceived as egotism amounts to baffling astonishment should I mention a romantic design, setting or insinuate compassion. A vivid imagination certainly provides sufficient aid; speaking upon such. I must admit my preference to the fantasy worlds envisioned within anime and video games to that of this world.

Concluding I furthermore am analytical beyond comprehension and will decipher whatever I fancy in moments be it television, anime, video games or people with a frightening amount of accuracy; a worthwhile ability, although horrid for horror films.

Make of this as you will, although before it splits my mind; I frequently speak with dialect depicted in this post. Need I say it initiates confusion on occasion? My primary reason is an attempt to enjoy the beauty of a language riddled with slang and misuse. Tis a shame few I know appreciate such.
I have no clue what you just said lol
Really? Wasn't that hard to figure out... but, then again, I switched from an English major to a computer science major.

Although I'm a sardonic, sarcastic, arrogant, blunt prick, I've actually become (marginally) more social thanks to the internet.
Yeah I suck at english. Big time. Much more interested in chemistry
 

Julianking93

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Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)
 

Razavn

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Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)
Which website? lol.
 

Julianking93

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Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)
Which website? lol.
I'm afraid that's classified info

[s/][small/]*cough*stories.xnxx.com*cough*[/small][/s]
 

Asymptote Angel

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I dunno, I smoke a lot of pot and I get depressed easily. And sometimes I can be shy.

Not terribly interesting, am I?
 

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UltraParanoia said:
I watch hentai because it makes me laugh. No sexual arousal, just laughter.

And I tell people I'm creating a caliphate in America, and that they should bow down to me. I'm not sure they know I'm joking.
One of my friends makes jokes liek that all the time. He went to a Youth in Gov ymca thing and did their closing blessing thing, angering many people because he was promising to make IL into the next muslim extremist state XD
as a joke ofcourse, but many were offended
 

Razavn

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Asymptote Angel said:
I dunno, I smoke a lot of pot and I get depressed easily. And sometimes I can be shy.

Not terribly interesting, am I?
Beats me, I never want to try any drugs or smoke. However, I would like to drink alcohal at least once in my life but I have a liver condition so that is probably a no.
 

Razavn

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Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)
Which website? lol.
I'm afraid that's classified info

[s/][small/]*cough*stories.xnxx.com*cough*[/small][/s]
Nice...that is actually kind of good....I like to read and when I am bored I sometimes read some of my sister's "romance" books. Not much of a plot though...there isn't a need.

[s/]don't judge me![/s]
 

Julianking93

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Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)
Which website? lol.
I'm afraid that's classified info

[s/][small/]*cough*stories.xnxx.com*cough*[/small][/s]
Nice...that is actually kind of good....I like to read and when I am bored I sometimes read some of my sister's "romance" books. Not much of a plot though...there isn't a need.

[s/]don't judge me![/s]
I write them, why would I judge a reader?
 

Razavn

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Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)

Which website? lol.
I'm afraid that's classified info

[s/][small/]*cough*stories.xnxx.com*cough*[/small][/s]
Nice...that is actually kind of good....I like to read and when I am bored I sometimes read some of my sister's "romance" books. Not much of a plot though...there isn't a need.

[s/]don't judge me![/s]
I write them, why would I judge a reader?
Yeah, but literally I read everything I can get my hands on including the bloody "twilight" books. I won't read her Saddle Club books though. By the way how old are you? 1993 or 1983 (This is just based on your name I might be completely wrong.)
 

Emilie Diabolica

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i really like the taste of human blood.

..and i'm often tempted to bite my boyfriends neck a little bit harder than usual to see what his tastes like...

...

*runs*
 

Julianking93

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Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)

Which website? lol.
I'm afraid that's classified info

[s/][small/]*cough*stories.xnxx.com*cough*[/small][/s]
Nice...that is actually kind of good....I like to read and when I am bored I sometimes read some of my sister's "romance" books. Not much of a plot though...there isn't a need.

[s/]don't judge me![/s]
I write them, why would I judge a reader?
Yeah, but literally I read everything I can get my hands on including the bloody "twilight" books. I won't read her Saddle Club books though. By the way how old are you? 1993 or 1983 (This is just based on your name I might be completely wrong.)
93. But why the hell do you read Twilight?

I expect better from someone on the Escapist!
 

ajb924

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My unnatural obsession of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Me and a group of friends could go through the series or movie word for word in English OR Japanese XD
 

Razavn

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Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Razavn said:
Julianking93 said:
Booze Zombie said:
I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.
Not really. I'm sure most people here like it. Myself included.

Anywho...OT, I don't really have anything really secretive. I don't hold many secrets.

Oh, I got one. I write "romantic" short stories on an internet website. (get my drift? Huh? Huh? ;)
No, not really please elaborate. I have a feeling I may laugh at the answer though.
Well then, I guess its best kept secret. I'm sure you'll figure it out though.

Think about it. I write [b/]romantic short stories[/b] on a [b/]free user based website[/b] ;)

Which website? lol.
I'm afraid that's classified info

[s/][small/]*cough*stories.xnxx.com*cough*[/small][/s]
Nice...that is actually kind of good....I like to read and when I am bored I sometimes read some of my sister's "romance" books. Not much of a plot though...there isn't a need.

[s/]don't judge me![/s]
I write them, why would I judge a reader?
Yeah, but literally I read everything I can get my hands on including the bloody "twilight" books. I won't read her Saddle Club books though. By the way how old are you? 1993 or 1983 (This is just based on your name I might be completely wrong.)
93. But why the hell do you read Twilight?

I expect better from someone on the Escapist!
Are you kidding!? I hated those bloody books I just have to have something to read...

Books would have been awesome though if it was about her committing suicide instead of just being a whiny *****. "OMG where is Edward I miss Edward" it is like STFU you are ruining my favorite pastime. Which is reading BTW video games are a close second though.

Edit: My sister and I have this weird phenomenon of breaking out into long sections of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Also, we sometimes sing whatever song the other is thinking.
 

Jharry5

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My sense of humour and choice of jokes has had that effect on people from time to time...