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Cowabungaa

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Razavn said:
Where are you from then?
Little rural village in the middle of Holland, so it is to be expected. Dutch people are usually praised for their skill in foreign languages, not so much for the dump I'm in.
 

Razavn

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PlainTwo said:
Well in my High School, apparently dating younger people is pretty much heresy.

So mine would have to be the fact that there's a two year gap between me and my girlfriend.

I really don't see the big deal, but apparently it is one.
I am 16 and in college...I wouldn't fell comfortable even dating the freshmen until I was a junior...

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I can't stand 99,999% of all porn
What .001% can you stand then?
 

Razavn

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Assassinator said:
Razavn said:
Where are you from then?
Little rural village in the middle of Holland, so it is to be expected. Dutch people are usually praised for their skill in foreign languages, not so much for the dump I'm in.
My sister dated a Dutch guy for a while (a year) and he spoke English very well....
 

Cowabungaa

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Razavn said:
My sister dated a Dutch guy for a while (a year) and he spoke English very well....
Oh the idea that lots of Dutch people speak foreign languages quite well does count for quite a lot of area's, just not for the backwater retardo-place I'm living in. Especially compared to say Italians or French people or something, a lót of us speak at least English quite good.
 

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I have this annoying tendency to undress every hot girl with my eyes, even when I don't want to...

I'm a sick, sick basterd...

*Begins banging head on keyboard*
 

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WanderFreak said:
My current thing is stapling my arm. Or stapling things to my arm.

The last one, it was someone elses stapler. They used bigger staples. It bled like crazy and is still bruised.

The people, they wonder what the hell.

And I, I laugh as I bleed, pieces of paper stapled to my elbow.
Question(s)!

Do you find the pain unpleasant, or amusing?

Do you, indeed, feel conventional pain at all?

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OT: My rather over eager analysis of things that freak most people out (see above for example)
 

Fetzenfisch

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Well i'm just some kind of arrogant asshole. But i wouldnt call that a problem. Most of the time its quite an advantage. And as long i dont really like someone who is involved im a selfish basterd, i just think i am the main character in the story of my life and most of humanity are less important roles or just moving backround
 

funguy2121

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Fetzenfisch said:
Well i'm just some kind of arrogant asshole. But i wouldnt call that a problem. Most of the time its quite an advantage. And as long i dont really like someone who is involved im a selfish basterd, i just think i am the main character in the story of my life and most of humanity are less important roles or just moving backround
Ha, ha. A pre-disillusionment character. Can't wait to see what Paul Haggis or Spike Jonze does with this one.
 

PlainTwo

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Razavn said:
PlainTwo said:
Well in my High School, apparently dating younger people is pretty much heresy.

So mine would have to be the fact that there's a two year gap between me and my girlfriend.

I really don't see the big deal, but apparently it is one.
I am 16 and in college...I wouldn't fell comfortable even dating the freshmen until I was a junior...
My point is that just because people feel uncomfortable with it, doesn't mean they have to obsess over it. I don't even bring her up in conversation, it's other people that do, usually to berate me for it. I just don't understand why they can't mind their own business.
 

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Ibanez887 said:
For some reason, I care about others more than I care for myself. Im not entirely sure why, but I do
Also, Me and My friend James always do things that could be considered gay to a point, and I have no shame in saying this.
Exact same here, my buddy is named Arta...
 

Cmwissy

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I have a list of groups of people I would kill if the world turned chaos.

The first one being teenage girls.


I hate.... them....

I rant allot.
 

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Xanadeas said:
I'm a furry... I've got so many fetishes I can not list them all off the top of my head. I'm a mysogynistic, misanthropic, and gay. And something about Bowser just really turns me on. *Shrug*
u get turned on by a big, yellow, sharp toothed, spikey shelled turtle that gets beaten up by 2 plumbers? wow thats weird haha
 

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arc1991 said:
Xanadeas said:
I'm a furry... I've got so many fetishes I can not list them all off the top of my head. I'm a mysogynistic, misanthropic, and gay. And something about Bowser just really turns me on. *Shrug*
u get turned on by a big, yellow, sharp toothed, spikey shelled turtle that gets beaten up by 2 plumbers? wow thats weird haha
Thought the term was "plushie" or "skritcher." Sigh, I am so far behind the kink/BDSM/roleplay/dressup/pansexual times.
 

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Smagmuck08 said:
I have this annoying tendency to undress every hot girl with my eyes, even when I don't want to...

I'm a sick, sick basterd...

*Begins banging head on keyboard*
That is a mental disorder that Bill Hicks referred to as "having a dick." I wouldn't worry about it, especially if you're a teen. The only problem is if you're leering. Gotta know how to look, glance, look and glance, and not just stare at those things bouncing around.
 

funguy2121

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Seriously though, if I were to be honest, I'm 29 and I've met a few 16 year old girls whom I'd say were attractive.

My salvation? They opened their mouths. That's how they revealed that they were 16.

"Blah blah Twilight yak Real Chance of Love yada yada let's go to the mall blah only old men complain that there's no music on MTV yak yada..."

And any erection that would have been was preemptively nullified. I was soft as yogurt.