"What the hell was I thinking when I bought this game?"

[hazabaza1]

Ninety nine nights.
And the .Hack game. Maybe it's because the clerk messed up and gave me the wrong disk, but it was so boring, monotonous, and badly voice acted to me.

I love Ninety Nine Nights.

You poor soul. Do you want me to put you down, or do you want to do the deed yourself?

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Dynasty Warriors 6... oh my fucking god...

you've played one you've played them all

Yeah, so I assumed I was picking up a neat little current gen graphics DW5... I was way off the mark... waaaaay off the mark... waaaaaaaaaaay...

It was evil. Oh, also Link's Crossbow Training.

 

[Simriel]

Ninety nine nights.
And the .Hack game. Maybe it's because the clerk messed up and gave me the wrong disk, but it was so boring, monotonous, and badly voice acted to me.

I love Ninety Nine Nights.

You poor soul. Do you want me to put you down, or do you want to do the deed yourself?

Hey! how many other games allow me to play as a badass Amish priest with a giant club?

 

[koeniginator]

Prince of Persia. Though it was about 2 hours into the game where the black goo comes in. I tried to keep on playing, but that stupid switch turning maze made me hate it. In the backlog with you, PoP!

Jupp, I'm going with this.

I thought it would be fun considering that I loved the sands of time trilogy, but god damn was it bad. And boooooring.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I did? Sorry, let me put them back *Glues words on your tongue* There, all better.

Eh?

*Gurgle*

*CoughCough*

"uh..."

"Wow, thith iz actswally thumbwhat ralacksing."

 

[hazabaza1]

Ninety nine nights.
And the .Hack game. Maybe it's because the clerk messed up and gave me the wrong disk, but it was so boring, monotonous, and badly voice acted to me.

I love Ninety Nine Nights.

You poor soul. Do you want me to put you down, or do you want to do the deed yourself?

Hey! how many other games allow me to play as a badass Amish priest with a giant club?

Fair enough, not many, but how many other games have bad voice acting, bad lip syncing with no choice to change the language to make it look better, horrible and confusing storytelling, really cheap kills from the enemy, dull boss battle where bosses soak up so much damage you'd think they we friggin' Iron man or something, and a major trip to the uncanny valley?

Well, okay, probably lots, but my point still stands.

 

[timmytom1]

Spiderman 3 i was so ashmaed that i`d let my usual scrooge attitude towards spending money slip for that piece of shit i considered commiting sepukuu

 

[WolfThomas]

I regretted getting borderlands and modern warfare on the pc, rather than my xbox, because I don't have consistent internet and could be playing split screen with housemates.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Team Fortress 2. Actually, the entire orange box.

I wouldn't mind but I've already completed Portal, and that's the only part of the package that was worth it. I knew I shouldn't have been caught up in the Soldier Vs Demoman hype...

this

everyone told me about how awesome it was, and i respect the story but god damn the game was sooooo boring and stale to me, i just couldn't continue i was falling asleep everytime i turned it on

 

[Echo_419]

Time Shift... That game had one 'f' too many.

 

[zamble]

Super Adventure Island and WOrld Heroes, both for SNES. Stupid games I insited playing.

 

[x0ny]

Ooooh... I know one. Blue dragon.
Got it to impress a girl.
Long story. don't wanna talk about it. what I will say is that the phrase 'worst. idea. EVER.' comes up fairly often.

But... you impressed the girl... right? ^_^

 

[Terramax]

Sorry, my mistake. Most people don't buy DOA games that have come out recently for gameplay purposes. Not from what I've seen, anyway.

Cool, thanks. I just re-read my post and it sounded a little patronising, so I apologise. I kinda resent the sex used in the game sometimes as it tends to hide what is, in fact, a very good series. It has gotten worse with every instalment since DOA2 though and, yeah, there are people that buy them for the girls.

Ninety nine nights.
And the .Hack game. Maybe it's because the clerk messed up and gave me the wrong disk, but it was so boring, monotonous, and badly voice acted to me.

I love Ninety Nine Nights.

You poor soul. Do you want me to put you down, or do you want to do the deed yourself?

Ouch! Maybe my comments weren't so offending when compared to others after all.

 

[Katana314]

Left 4 Dead. I used to have this rule that "I will research a game to the end before deciding whether to buy it, unless it's made by Valve". That rule is now five words shorter.

I'd like some elaboration here. Did you enjoy the game at all and found it too short for example? Are you counted among the list of people who feel that the content delivered was insufficient and feel slighted that you weren't given more free stuff? Did you just hate the game in general?

The game broke every common sense design rule in the book. Playstyles such as co-operation were enforced by punishment of failure, and rarely through reward of actions. Potentiality for griefing is everywhere. Players clip through each other and can friendly fire, making your teammates enemy number one. Tanks bring any game freely to a dead stop through no missteps of the player, and when played by an infected player, do not allow for any freedom of action by reverting control if you don't play how the developers want you to. The matchmaking system is both unnecessary and completely broken, community content put together in a lazy mismatched way, and versus mode is completely unbalanced and very frustrating for new players.

Giving a specific analysis to Left 4 Dead is like conducting a formal, well-thought review of Big Rigs Over the Road.
The game was just plain horrible.

 

[Aura Guardian]

For the Wii...None
For the Xbox 360...the xbox 360. The only thing that is saving this system is Forza 2,3,Virtua Fighter 5, Modern Warfare 2 and Blazblue. I have 7 games for it and I have 27 Wii titles that I still play more than the Xbox.

 

[Stryc9]

Singles: Flirt Up Your Life. It was like $5 and had promises of nudity and I was young and dumb. I played for about 10 minuets before uninstalling it. Now the box gathers dust at the bottom of my game rack where it will live forever, or until I can find someone dumb enough and that I hate enough to sell it to, hopefully for at least twice what I paid for it.

 

[Floppertje]

Ooooh... I know one. Blue dragon.
Got it to impress a girl.
Long story. don't wanna talk about it. what I will say is that the phrase 'worst. idea. EVER.' comes up fairly often.

But... you impressed the girl... right? ^_^

no, that was one of my worst attempts ever XD. She already had a boyfriend. Didn't mention it until the night before she came to my place. I really thought I'd been rather obvious about it.
Ah well, no sense crying over spilt milk
But that's part of why it was the worst. idea. EVER.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

crimson skies for the xbox, beat it in 4 hours, discovered that it was intended for multiplayer and I wasnt hooked up back then, was very pissed I couldnt get a refund

Thats too bad coz the multiplayer was awesome.

 

[Dopi]

Hello Kitty for DS.


Seriously, I don't have those games. But, I do feel like my Sonic game for ps2 was a waste. Played it once...

 

[mechanixis]

I spent ten bucks on eBay recently buying Bomberman64, due to all my incredible memories of multiplayer games back in the day. Not until it arrived in the mail did I realize that I had no one interested in playing it with me.

 

[AlphaOmega]

*Equips Flame Shield*
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Hear me out: I am mainly an RPG, RTS or sandbox game player; but I did play quite a lot of Unreal Tournament (the original) I lost interest in "mainstream" multiplayer fps games after that game and IF I played a FPS game it was a singpleplayer one.
I bought this game on impulse and when I got home I did go "what the hell was I thinking" I played it and it is certainly a decent game but just not my taste; the only competive FPS games I play atm is TF2, Im a support class guy